ASN's Pub

[Westy]

And here's my throne.... all prepared for a session.
Bog roll in the bowl for anti splashback measures, and bog roll on the seat for anti 'someone else's p*ss on my a*se cheeks' measures.
I'm a bit OCD when it comes to public thrones.

What about where your sausage rests on the inside of the bowl!

 

[ScottD3]

Thanks for the birthday stuff lads.

Now wheres my prezzies?

I've not been for since about dinner yesterday.
I think its time for me to go but first I need an app.
Any thing for android?

 

[Dane]

Happy birthday Scott,

Honestly I wish this was a sex injury I'd be proud of it then, I'm gonna give some push ups a bash and see what happens, if I sit still all day it's probe just going to seize up lol. It seems to just twinge randomly, which is gay

Still rather be here than at work lol

 

[Ads]

What about where your sausage rests on the inside of the bowl!

I ****** HATE that!!
Especially if you're daydreaming and thinking thoughts which promote a rise. The cold of the ceramic soon wakes you up!

 

[Westy]

I ****** HATE that!!
Especially if you're daydreaming and thinking thoughts which promote a rise. The cold of the ceramic soon wakes you up!

Got to line it with paper too.

 

[crazy88]

Speaking of gay...I have massive gay fever this year! I've never had to take any anti-histamines ever, and this year i've been knocking them back. I just keep sneezing and I have so much friggin snot, grrr!

 

[Ads]

Got to line it with paper too.

Imma try that tomorrow. :icon_thumright:

 

[ScottD3]

Ads, how does that thing even flush after?
So much paper!! :|

Westy, It rests on the bowl?
I guess its better than in the water. Its suchs a pain having to clean it after a good session or bad depending on how you look at it.

 

[crazy88]

I ****** HATE that!!
Especially if you're daydreaming and thinking thoughts which promote a rise. The cold of the ceramic soon wakes you up!

And knowing that your bell end has just touched an area which could well have been pee'd on by a stranger...nice! Public loo's are sick. However, i use them daily. Ah well. I'll take a pic of our beauties when I next go, they're dingy to say the least compared to some of the thrones posted here.

 

[ScottD3]

Happy birthday Scott,

Honestly I wish this was a sex injury I'd be proud of it then, I'm gonna give some push ups a bash and see what happens, if I sit still all day it's probe just going to seize up lol. It seems to just twinge randomly, which is gay

Still rather be here than at work lol

They are not that good. I split the bit of skin on the end once. That was no good.
Well, I split it twice. 2nd time thinking it healed enough to go again but noooooooooo. Blood fecking every where.
Be a third time if you count squeezing it to see if its still bleeding and it shoots blood over you.

I ****** HATE that!!
Especially if you're daydreaming and thinking thoughts which promote a rise. The cold of the ceramic soon wakes you up!

The worse is when it rests on top and you don't notice and end up peeing all over your throusers.
I hate that.

 

[Westy]

And knowing that your bell end has just touched an area which could well have been pee'd on by a stranger...nice! Public loo's are sick. However, i use them daily. Ah well. I'll take a pic of our beauties when I next go, they're dingy to say the least compared to some of the thrones posted here.

Our work toilets are like this:

 

[Ads]

Ads, how does that thing even flush after?
So much paper!! :|

I've blocked it numerous times. But in a choice between a blocked toilet and a p1ssy bum, i'm afraid the cleaner is going to have to earn his wedge.

And knowing that your bell end has just touched an area which could well have been pee'd on by a stranger...nice!

Thanks for that. I was having enough trouble coming to terms with the fact that someone else's todger had touched it. Never consider it being pee'd on.

 

[damo.h]

96p not bad considering im ******* out my *** today. No early warnings though so have to on the ball or tuck my pants in my socks!

 

[Westy]

96p not bad considering im ******* out my *** today. No early warnings though so have to on the ball or tuck my pants in my socks!

Jesus wept!

Get some emergency Imodium. The next Barry White you have after Imodium is normally a beast

 

[damo.h]

ok got songify just need to work out how to sort this little bad boy. anyone heard the tune uploaded by the lad ref his gay cousin.....
" i'm not gay but when he kissed me it just felt right"

 

[jojo]

Jesus, you guys talking crap again? lol

Happy Birthday Scott!

I've downloaded Songify, how do you guys upload the music to post on YT?

 

[Ads]

ok got songify just need to work out how to sort this little bad boy. anyone heard the tune uploaded by the lad ref his gay cousin.....
" i'm not gay but when he kissed me it just felt right"

Haha.. Haven't heard that one. There are some proper funny ones on there. Some guy singing about "I gave you crabs".

Let me know if you want me to convert your song to a video for uploading.

 

[ScottD3]

Thanks Jo.
Ads, you seem good at converting and upload.
Think it be worth making up a ASN Songify log on?

 

[Ads]

I've downloaded Songify, how do you guys upload the music to post on YT?

You need to follow these steps:

1) Email your songify tune to yourself.
2) Convert the m4a file to mp3. (use this free converter ---> LINK)
3) Use Windows movie maker to convert the mp3 and any jpeg file to a movie file (wmv).
4) Upload to youtube.

Sounds long but only take 2 mins to do all steps.

Think it be worth making up a ASN Songify log on?

Two ASN accounts = ban.
Trust me, I've got the t-shirt.

 

[ScottD3]

Two ASN accounts = ban.
Trust me, I've got the t-shirt.

Damn my rushingness.
I mean a Youtube account for ASN songify videos.

 

[damo.h]

You need to follow these steps:

1) Email your songify tune to yourself.
2) Convert the m4a file to mp3. (use this free converter ---> LINK)
3) Use Windows movie maker to convert the mp3 and any jpeg file to a movie file (wmv).
4) Upload to youtube.

Sounds long but only take 2 mins to do all steps.



Two ASN accounts = ban.
Trust me, I've got the t-shirt.

Cheers dude
lol s3girl is that you ????

 

[Ads]

Damn my rushingness.
I mean a Youtube account for ASN songify videos.

Ohhh... yeah that's makes sense.
Lets see if enough people jump on it. So far its only me and crazy brave enough to embarrass ourselves.

I've got another tune I did last night. This one is verging on actually singing though, and has my daughter doing backing vocals. Don't think I can bring myself to post it.

 

[Ads]

lol s3girl is that you ????

I wish I'd come up with that one, but someone else is responsible for its genius.

 

[ScottD3]

S3Girl will never come to light. Right shame, I want to buy that guy/girl a pint.

Do it Ads, you know you want to.

Can you import WAV or MP3 audio in to Singify and then convert it in to a song?
I'm tempted to try and do one on the way home if you can.

 

[Ads]

Do it Ads, you know you want to.

Is is that obvious?

Can you import WAV or MP3 audio in to Singify and then convert it in to a song?
I'm tempted to try and do one on the way home if you can.

Nah, no option to import into songify.
Although you could play audio close to the mic and songify will record it. Not sure what the quality would be like though.

 

[damo.h]

scott i think he needs the do it pic

£2.42 for 2 barfs & a botty p1ss !

 

[Ads]

£2.42 for 2 barfs & a botty p1ss !

Money well spent!

 

[Ads]

Ok, so here's my latest release.

Background (so it makes sense):
Whenever i'm at home trying to have a little bit of ASN time my 6 year old daughter (called Tia) always comes over and looks at my laptop screen, see's 'audi-sport.net' and shouts "AUDI", because she knows that the missus will hear it and tell me off for spending too much time on ASN.
Tia then sits next to me so I can't move my arm properly to type, just to get on my nerves even more!

And here's the "song"....

 

[ScottD3]

Do it, up load that vid

So if I sent you a audio of me talking, you'd then have to play it back via laptop/PC in to your phone and then convert it.
Hmmm, would Ads do it?

£2.13

Don't you just love kids.

 

[Ads]

Do it, up load that vid

So if I sent you a audio of me talking, you'd then have to play it back via laptop/PC in to your phone and then convert it.
Hmmm, would Ads do it?

Done. See post above.

And yes Ads would do it for you.

 

[ScottD3]

Done. See post above.

And yes Ads would do it for you.

Bless.

Watch it, its amazing.
Every now and then it sounds like your daughter is saying Awwwwwdi.
I go to make one. Must find a auto tune app for android.
Shocked there is nothing.

 

[Ads]

Bless.

Watch it, its amazing.
Every now and then it sounds like your daughter is saying Awwwwwdi.

Yep, that's her in the background saying Awwwwwwwwwdi !
She was supposed to be quiet but started getting involved. She never does what I tell her.

 

[Westy]

Haha another smash hit. I'm going to get bang on it soon I promise.

 

[ScottD3]

We are waiting on Westy and Damo?

Come on lads.
Crazy, you need another song mate, little less gay this time.



Any one any good with foam?

 

[Westy]

Any one any good with foam?

Pardon?

 

[ScottD3]

I've downloaded and tried two different android apps and decided I sound like a special person.
So i'm not doing it.

Plus they don't seem to work as well as songify.
In short, they suck.

 

[Westy]

In short, Android sucks.

Amended

 

[ScottD3]

Pardon?

Any one any good with foam?

 

[Westy]

Any one any good with foam?

What sort of foam???

Elaborate!

 

[ScottD3]

In short, Android Lets Apple suck the fat one

Amended

Nice job with that.