ASN's Pub

Dane said:
Toasted for sure!

Ever had double meat BMT? its soo very awesome

no salt or pepper
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Nope, never had a double, didn't even know it existed!

Probably good that you don't have salt, they analysed the salt content in a subway sub and they found it has the same amount as NINE packets of ready salted crisps. :scared2:
 
You can get double meat on anything, I think it's like an extra £1.50. I had a double meat meatball once - a meatball per mouth full as it should be.

Yeah low fat subs.... just loads of salt
 
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
 
From subways to ejaculation in two easy steps!

Man we're good - Its amazing there are any threads left on topic...
 
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A little heads up....

Do any of you guys do the ordering of IT consumables, stationery, office bits and bobs????
If so, you should use the online company I use as they away give free gifts all the time.

They are usually the cheapest and if they're not then they will price match and refund the difference. Free next day delivery too.

I've just ordered a print toner and got two free vue cinema tickets.
So far I've had a tomtom, ipod touch, about £500 in vouchers, and flying cow that moos.


Discount Office Supplies and Office Stationery - Euroffice
 
no pics of this *****?

Any one replaced a grown wheel on a 206 GTI?
Might have found my knocking and a leak in the AC system.

any one heard from smudge?
has he shagged him self to sleep or going by the tag lines, has he tried to eat the wrong man sausage?
 
No fair Im going to have to wait again!
 
Lol at the subway quotes. Italian bmt on herb with southwest sauce all the way.

Welly I'm on the outskirts of Blackburn Lancashire dude. Could be a bit of a trek for you But im always up and down this ****** country so we could sort somat. You'll **** a bonnet wrap yourself tbh.

As for dancing in the mirror... You can't beat doing the old 80's hip hop stylie running man for ****s and giggles ;) kid & play eat Yr heart out.
Scott just pm'd you back. Will get the info you need soon dude. But for now I need to go back into site and continue arguing with the biggest pain in the *** of a stupid decking female that obviously on the blob and is driving me gbh. Biiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!

Also scott, did you cop a feel of Yr sis's pup's ??? Sick I know, but you would ;)
 
Well i'm glad you like my present. It's just a shame it gets so ****-erotic towards the end! haha.

Is it even your birthday tomorrow?
 
The pub today has been rather erotic in general,
 
aythree said:
Welly - I'm sure you don't need me to tell you this but.... be VERY careful with non UK surgery. ESPECIALLY in Belgium.
I know Belgium has a good rep as a country but there are lots of surgeons/companies taking advantage of this and setting up below standard practices and offering their services to the UK.

I was watching a documentary a few months ago about women who had been proper messed up having straight forward cosmetic procedures performed out there.
I know we usually only hear of horror stories, but there was enough of it for them to make a program about it.

I've got strong links with Belgium (I work for a Belgian company), so if you want to run anything by me (i.e. areas, etc etc) then let me know and I'll chat to a few of the guys out there for any info they might have.
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Thanks mate, appreciate that a lot.
 
Damo, No I never did but she did offer in a pure educational sense. She's not my rear sister and i've been told it be ok for that reasons. I never did though.

Crazy, how did you know I liked bicardi?

My birthday is tomorrow yeah.
29 years old. The cow of misses keeps rubbing in the fact that she's 5 years younger than me.
 
So has there only been 2 songify songs? Come on now people! I've made more than a fool out of myself in wishing my dear friend a happy birthday...and a rub it seems.

ScottB5...why oh why didn't you educationally feel her boobies? I'm frankly disappointed in you. I take back the birthday song :)
 
Dane said:
Massive Win! Well done that man!
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Don't forget a manager of a La Senza store, size 6 and E-F boobs (The size depends on that time of the month. lol).

crazy88 said:
So has there only been 2 songify songs? Come on now people! I've made more than a fool out of myself in wishing my dear friend a happy birthday...and a rub it seems.

ScottB5...why oh why didn't you educationally feel her boobies? I'm frankly disappointed in you. I take back the birthday song :)
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She offered at a family furneral, thought its not the best time to do it.
I really need to feel some fake boobs, the misses wont let me at all but i will find some and good old feel at some point.
 
ScottB5 said:
Don't forget a manager of a La Senza store, size 6 and E-F boobs (The size depends on that time of the month. lol).
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First time for me after a failed attempt a few months back. It was on a caravan site, wife declared there was nobody even in any of the caravans, so we got down to it. Just as we finished 3 lads walked past, like 1 minute later! ha. And then a car drove past a few mins after that.

Oh, and Friday and Bad Boys 1 & 2 were seen on holiday! Great films. The dad in Friday is legendary.
 
Thats that b1tch put back in her box!!!
Crazy, win! On the veranda or restraunt table???
Scott, fail! Why the hell did you not cop a feel you pussy. Even better at a funeral.. One less person to catch you.
 
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