ASN's Pub

The first video doesn't work, but I actually have tears in my eyes listening to the second remix song, that is pure quality. It's just a shame that only us who regularly attend the pub will find it so funny. Did you make that? It's the greatest song ever whoever made it.

Songify is about to get downloaded.
 
Gti Jazz Blue said:
Like this :-[video]http://youtu.be/Y1JnQlRoMmw[/video]
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That sounds cool!

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crazy88 said:
The first video doesn't work, but I actually have tears in my eyes listening to the second remix song, that is pure quality. It's just a shame that only us who regularly attend the pub will find it so funny. Did you make that? It's the greatest song ever whoever made it.

Songify is about to get downloaded.
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Did it at the weekend when waiting for my missus to finish her shopping.

Make sure you post yours TODAY! I wanna hear one in a yorkshire accent! :laugh:
 
This one is a comparison of stock to MillTek non-res
[video]http://youtu.be/bvl2m9pNUmU[/video]
 
ScottB5 said:
McAfee.
Its all ways brining up false finds but I must addear to the 9 steps set out by the MOD.
******, scan it, all clear, put it back on. Done. :)


My perving over Clare Grant never lasted long. most of the interesting pictures are blocked in work. :(

Question for all the lads out there (and women if there is any in the pub). Could you date a women (or man if they are shorter than you (thats for the women)) if they are taller than you?

Clare grant is going out with Seth Green, Clare is 5'7" and Seth is 5'4"
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Personally no scott, guy has to be the same height or taller.
 
if you have a car that has no tax, mot or insurance, not sorn it but you jack the car up and have the car off the ground being suported by axle stands.
Does it still need the above?
 
A live on location report:

Toilets are pretty quiet today. Can hear someone farting in cubicle next door, sounds wet.

I'm now looking at the amount of bog paper left on the roll. Not as much as I hoped for. Feeling a little anxious about whether it'll be enough to do the job.

Sounds like cleaner has just entered the room. Gonna have to stay in here until she's gone now. I always feel embarrassed about leaving a bog when i've obviously done a number 2 and there is someone outside.
 
ScottB5 said:
if you have a car that has no tax, mot or insurance, not sorn it but you jack the car up and have the car off the ground being suported by axle stands.
Does it still need the above?
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Now that is a very interesting question.

For example, I truly believe that, if you have Sky, and don't have an aerial, and can prove that you don't use DTV, then you shouldn't have to pay a TV licence as the subscription to Sky actually covers that.
 
aythree said:
A live on location report:

Toilets are pretty quiet today. Can hear someone farting in cubicle next door, sounds wet.

I'm now looking at the amount of bog paper left on the roll. Not as much as I hoped for. Feeling a little anxious about whether it'll be enough to do the job.

Sounds like cleaner has just entered the room. Gonna have to stay in here until she's gone now. I always feel embarrassed about leaving a bog when i've obviously done a number 2 and there is someone outside.
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Same here.
I hate it. I have to stop and wait for them to leave.
Thats why I all ways use the disabled loos.
I can relax, take my time and there is enough room for a quick break dancing routen. (not that I can dance)
 
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Welly said:
Now that is a very interesting question.

For example, I truly believe that, if you have Sky, and don't have an aerial, and can prove that you don't use DTV, then you shouldn't have to pay a TV licence as the subscription to Sky actually covers that.
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I'm not sure that works any more cause of live TV on the internet, you will all ways need a TV license.
So no way to get away from it unless you have no TV and no Internet.

Interesting TV licence fact, if you have a TV in your car and one in your house, your TV licence will only cover 1 TV at the time.
so if your in your car watching TV and the misses is at home watching TV, you need two licences.

aythree said:
Legs are tingling.
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I've heard thats cause our G-spot is up our ***.
 
ScottB5 said:
and there is enough room for a quick break dancing routen. (not that I can dance)
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This is actually SO funny to me!

Who has actually danced in your work toilets in front of the mirror???

I've danced, shadow boxed, and done a bit of karate (including flying kick).

What have you lot done??
 
aythree said:
This is actually SO funny to me!

Who has actually danced in your work toilets in front of the mirror???

I've danced, shadow boxed, and done a bit of karate (including flying kick).

What have you lot done??
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I just stare intensively in my eyes wondering if i can see my own sole.
I use to try out different walks but worked out that none of them suited me, so I stuck with the one I was born with.
I did once attempted to see if I can see my self in the mirror at the same as sat on the loo.
I fell off the loo!!

Any one reinacted Silent of the lambs?
 
ScottB5 said:
Its seems ok, for a diesel. :)
I dont think they will ever sound as nice as a petrol car.
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I know - that is about as close as it will ever be - still miss booting my Golf IV GTi through tunnels. Prefer the fuel bills with the A3 though.
 
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