ASN's Pub

[Dane]

aaaah! I see, it's not rude at all

ps whats supposed to be rude about the top one???

 

[damo.h]

From large B to D....

WIN!

 

[damo.h]

aaaah! I see, it's not rude at all

ps whats supposed to be rude about the top one???

at first glance the car seat looks like her left leg, open showing gash!

**** i know sorry.....................................................TAXI

 

[wayne1.8t]

He's googleing and youtubing it.

EDIT:=- Just found out that I get 50% off cinema tickets and extra discounts on insurance for almost any thing I want to insure.
And many other extras that I'm trying to find out about.
Amazing.

No had to do a bit of work Id love to talk **** on here all day but I won't get paid for it!

As for the "fags" yeah they defo picky round here u no what blackpools like!

 

[damo.h]

No had to do a bit of work Id love to talk **** on here all day but I won't get paid for it!

As for the "fags" yeah they defo picky round here u no what blackpools like!

where about's in blackpool you at dude i used to live in north shore

 

[Westy]

Welly you lucky lucky man. My mrs is packing some large Bs but she's only a size 8 and is very petite so they match her frame. Cs or Ds would look humungous on her, but i'd still like them

 

[ScottD3]

Can't get the pic.
I'm crap at them. lol

One of the best things about having a GF with big boobs and who owns way to many bras, you can do this.

Right, i'm off to take a look at westys lump of metal.

 

[ScottD3]

Done the callipers.
Next?

 

[wayne1.8t]

where about's in blackpool you at dude i used to live in north shore

Just near Stanley park pal next to the hospital.
How long ago did you move?
Full of drugy theiving gits now around north shore don't get me wrong there is nice areas around there.

 

[ScottD3]

Morning all,

I was in work at 6am this morning dealing with a virus.
Which turned out to be nothing at all.
The stupid AV system really likes or dislikes Autorun.inf files at the moment. Thats our 4th one.
O well all done now.

Much happening any where else?

 

[ScottD3]

This morning I will mainly be perving over Clare Grant.

 

[Westy]

Morning.

Just sitting here eating my breakfast. What AV software is that Scott?

 

[damo.h]

Just near Stanley park pal next to the hospital.
How long ago did you move?
Full of drugy theiving gits now around north shore don't get me wrong there is nice areas around there.

used to live near warbreck ( in the nice bit lol ) parents moved to st annes yrs ago for that reason. that's getting just as bad in certain areas now. Bag head scum! Was in stanley pk last week Tryingto teach the little one how to drop in on the ramps.... Epic fail he's only 2. Should be good when the new dirt track is finished.

 

[ScottD3]

Morning.

Just sitting here eating my breakfast. What AV software is that Scott?

McAfee.
Its all ways brining up false finds but I must addear to the 9 steps set out by the MOD.
******, scan it, all clear, put it back on. Done.


My perving over Clare Grant never lasted long. most of the interesting pictures are blocked in work.

Question for all the lads out there (and women if there is any in the pub). Could you date a women (or man if they are shorter than you (thats for the women)) if they are taller than you?

Clare grant is going out with Seth Green, Clare is 5'7" and Seth is 5'4"

 

[ScottD3]

Damo, any idea if vinyl rap is any good on boats?

 

[damo.h]

Much happening any where else?

Well it's all fun in damo's house this morning as the missus is on pins cos she has to attend crown court with her stupid little bro this morning and is expecting the worst.

So Scott take it you'll be out the door even earlier today!!

 

[crazy88]

i'm baaaaack! Had a weeks holiday in wales last week, and also been decorating, so haven't been on much recently. Back in work though, so should be on here a little bit today, although I have a really busy 1st day back

 

[Westy]

I dont like tall women, they intimidate me!

Oh and we use McRappy and its very good at flagging stuff up but not very good at cleaning virus.

 

[ScottD3]

Well it's all fun in damo's house this morning as the missus is on pins cos she has to attend crown court with her stupid little bro this morning and is expecting the worst.

So Scott take it you'll be out the door even earlier today!!

Nahh, not me mate. I'm here till at least 15:30.
No I enjoying working in a odd way, just wish I had a job that I enjoyed.

Court sucks, I hate it. I find it really intimidating.
But hot baristers are a bonus.

i'm baaaaack! Had a weeks holiday in wales last week, and also been decorating, so haven't been on much recently. Back in work though, so should be on here a little bit today, although I have a really busy 1st day back

I wondered where you got to, thought you went the way of the Aythree.

 

[damo.h]

Damo, any idea if vinyl rap is any good on boats?

boats, planes, copters, fridges...., if it sticks Yr laughing dude. Would deffo go 3m for durability and long life.

 

[crazy88]

Do you own the vinyl wrap company mate? (I haven't got anything to wrap, just wondering).

 

[ScottD3]

boats, planes, copters, fridges...., if it sticks Yr laughing dude. Would deffo go 3m for durability and long life.

Cool.
I'm thinking of my Mum and Dad's boat. They get it out of the water every 2 years to paint it and it costs a small fortune to do it.
Then again, how much would it cost to rap a 72foot cannel boat?
Would the fresh water cause it to peel off over time?

 

[Dane]

'ello girls

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Morning folks.

I have a conundrum, do I spend £520 on a Milltek TBE for the car or on a new bike.

Slept on it overnight and still can't decide

Paul

 

[Ads]

Top of the morning.

 

[crazy88]

motorbike or pushbike? Pushbike wins everytime!

 

[ScottD3]

Morning folks.

I have a conundrum, do I spend £520 on a Milltek TBE for the car or on a new bike.

Slept on it overnight and still can't decide

Paul

Motorbike?

TBE? whats that?

 

[Ads]

Motorbike?

TBE? whats that?

Tubro back exhaust.

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Push bike - I currently have a £110 Amazon special.

As stated by A3 TBE - Turbo Back Exhaust, in this case a larger downpipe with Cat delete, (Non res) straight pipe to replace front OEM silencer and twin jet rear silencer.

Paul

 

[Westy]

Save your money and go on holiday

 

[ScottD3]

Tubro back exhaust.

Ahh cool.

I'd go for the exhaust unless its really really loud and chavy.

Car wins over the bike, only cause I've all ready got a bike.


Any Songify tunes today lads?
Android has failed me on that front

 

[Westy]

Any Songify tunes today lads?

I've not had a go yet but will try this week.

 

[ScottD3]

Save your money and go on holiday

Bahh, why spend money on thing that lasts a week or two.
Why not spend that money on something that lasts alot longer.

Unless the holiday is adventure and there is some good memorys to be had.

 

[Ads]

I've not had a go yet but will try this week.

This week??????????
I'm sure you could spare a few mins today. Do it in your morning throne appointment.

 

[Dane]

How does a diesel engine sound with an aftermarket exhaust?

 

[Ads]

Any Songify tunes today lads?

Crazy is back... and has an iphone. We should blank him until he makes a song and uploads it.

 

[Westy]

This week??????????
I'm sure you could spare a few mins today. Do it in your morning throne appointment.

I cant start freestyling on the bog. Though I may break my current personal best poo earnings

 

[crazy88]

what is this song creation of which you speak??? I have no idea what you are all waffling on about!

 

[Ads]

what is this song creation of which you speak??? I have no idea what you are all waffling on about!

See. That's why you shouldn't neglect the pub.

Go to post #4388... http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/113532-asns-pub-44.html#post1302338

And then download songify and do one.

 

[Ads]

I cant start freestyling on the bog. Though I may break my current personal best poo earnings

....and you'd have the unfair advantage of having a trumpet in the background.