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Ads · Jul 11, 2011

Dane said:
I wish I could turn the sound on at work

You're not missing out on much mate. :happy:

But you do get a mention :yes:

Dane · Jul 11, 2011

just listened to the songs, major laugh out loud moment

Westy · Jul 11, 2011

Dane said:
just listened to the songs, major laugh out loud moment

Hang on I'll get my headphones out

Westy · Jul 11, 2011

That is the nuts G3. The remix is banging

Welly · Jul 11, 2011

Aythree....

:applaus:

Brilliant.

Ads · Jul 11, 2011

Cheers guys. This app makes having an iphone worthwhile.
I spent the whole weekend talking into it. So far I've got "songs" about ham sandwiches, spiders, the shower and a toilet. :laugh:

Welly · Jul 11, 2011

aythree said:
Cheers guys. This app makes having an iphone worthwhile.
I spent the whole weekend talking into it. So far I've got "songs" about ham sandwiches, spiders, the shower and a toilet.

Whats the app called??

Westy · Jul 11, 2011

aythree said:
Cheers guys. This app makes having an iphone worthwhile.
I spent the whole weekend talking into it. So far I've got "songs" about ham sandwiches, spiders, the shower and a toilet.

I'll download it now, what's it called again?

Ads · Jul 11, 2011

Welly said:
Whats the app called??

W3STY said:
I'll download it now, what's it called again?

Songify.

Get on it!

ScottD3 · Jul 11, 2011

I don't think its on android welly.
we need to find one mate.

Welly · Jul 11, 2011

ScottB5 said:
I don't think its on android welly.
we need to find one mate.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

lol

Dane · Jul 11, 2011

It reminds me of the streets

Westy · Jul 11, 2011

Welly said:
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

lol

that's a shame, I was looking forward to a song in a bristonian accent all about smashing pasties

Welly · Jul 11, 2011

W3STY said:
that's a shame, I was looking forward to a song in a bristonian accent all about smashing pasties

Rhhhudddeeee. I do not sound Bristonian!!

stacey bear · Jul 11, 2011

Just downloaded that myself. Great app..... I can see life being very interesting from now on......

Westy · Jul 11, 2011

Welly said:
Rhhhudddeeee. I do not sound Bristonian!!

To me you do

But I probably sound like a Cockney to you.

Ads · Jul 11, 2011

Dane said:
It reminds me of the streets

I thought exactly the same thing. I reckon we've found his secret. :sly:

W3STY said:
that's a shame, I was looking forward to a song in a bristonian accent all about smashing pasties

ScottD3 · Jul 11, 2011

Welly said:
Rhhhudddeeee. I do not sound Bristonian!!

W3STY said:
that's a shame, I was looking forward to a song in a bristonian accent all about smashing pasties

He's north of bristol mate.
Their accent is more inbreed that ours.

wayne1.8t · Jul 11, 2011

Gti Jazz Blue said:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you too

Lol cheers buddy

wayne1.8t · Jul 11, 2011

Dane said:
I didnt realise that were that picky...

Happy birthday!

Thanks.. yeah most shops have a store poilcy or some crap if u don't look 30 u need ID.

Dane · Jul 11, 2011

no dude the fags, I didnt realise they were so picky....

What sort of accent do I have then Westy?

Welly · Jul 11, 2011

Dane said:
no dude the fags, I didnt realise they were so picky....

What sort of accent do I have then Westy?

Distinctly no comment there then.....

Westy · Jul 11, 2011

Dane said:
no dude the fags, I didnt realise they were so picky....

What sort of accent do I have then Westy?

Your accent isn't as strong as Welly's mate but you look posh

Welly · Jul 11, 2011

W3STY said:
Your accent isn't as strong as Welly's mate but you look posh

Gloucester born and bred!!

ScottD3 · Jul 11, 2011

Welly said:
Distinctly no comment there then.....

He's googleing and youtubing it.

EDIT:=- Just found out that I get 50% off cinema tickets and extra discounts on insurance for almost any thing I want to insure.
And many other extras that I'm trying to find out about.
Amazing.

damo.h · Jul 11, 2011

aythree said:
Scott - sorry you didn't get a mention, I was freestyling!

And the remix!!

haha dude that is a classic... listened to it on headphones while walking around a site im on sure they thought i was a mentlist

Ads · Jul 11, 2011

damo.h said:
haha dude that is a classic... listened to it on headphones while walking around a site im on sure they thought i was a mentlist

Sh*t.... forgot your shout out too.
You and scott will be in my next release!

Talking of accents, I'm suprised how cockney it came out. I sounded like something from Lock Stock.

Welly · Jul 11, 2011

It's just been announced to me that my missus is getting a boob job in November.

Westy · Jul 11, 2011

I was thinking you sounded very cockney mate. Just like the guy from "the streets" too

Gti Jazz Blue · Jul 11, 2011

Hey what about this old git too :sadlike:

damo.h · Jul 11, 2011

aythree said:
Sh*t.... forgot your shout out too.
You and scott will be in my next release!

Talking of accents, I'm suprised how cockney it came out. I sounded like something from Lock Stock.

lol na worries dude, knees up mother brown

Gti Jazz Blue · Jul 11, 2011

Welly said:
It's just been announced to me that my missus is getting a boob job in November.

Up or down :lmfao:

damo.h · Jul 11, 2011

Welly said:
It's just been announced to me that my missus is getting a boob job in November.

HI 5...... what size..... from.. to ???

Welly · Jul 11, 2011

damo.h said:
HI 5...... what size..... from.. to ???

From large B to D....

WIN!

Ads · Jul 11, 2011

Welly said:
It's just been announced to me that my missus is getting a boob job in November.

Is that a good or a bad thing?

EDIT:- Answer in post above.
Congrats!

W3STY said:
I was thinking you sounded very cockney mate. Just like the guy from "the streets" too

I'm genuinely surprised by how much.
Elocution lessons here I come.

Gti Jazz Blue said:
Hey what about this old git too

Christ, you too!
Ok, the next installment is going to be just a list of names. :happy:

damo.h said:
lol na worries dude, knees up mother brown

Cheers me ol' china.

damo.h · Jul 11, 2011

Quick eye test for you boys...

Dane · Jul 11, 2011

Welly said:
Gloucester born and bred!!

Cheltenham born and bred, but I don't support Cheltenham town and I do support Gloucester rfu

Welly said:
From large B to D....

WIN!

Massive Win! congrats!

ScottD3 · Jul 11, 2011

Welly said:
It's just been announced to me that my missus is getting a boob job in November.

Welly said:
From large B to D....

WIN!

Nice one dude.
Chances of pics?

The misses says that most boob jobs end up being bigger than they wanted.
D-E E-F and so on.
So double bonus.

With out this sounding dirty or 100% pervy in anway, when she is all healed and if you/her want to renew her underwear collection or sexy stuff, let me know and I'll have a chat to the misses for when their sale starts and if they have any thing on offer she/you want.

damo.h said:
Quick eye test for you boys...

Nope, don't get it.

Ads · Jul 11, 2011

ScottB5 said:
Nope, don't get it.

Describe what you see in each of the photos....

ScottD3 · Jul 11, 2011

the female form.

I'm off home. I'll try again when I'm at home and not using my phone.

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