ASN's Pub

Dane said:
So I got bored last night and because my brother has gone off somewhere having fun and I couldnt get to work i did a quick piston heads search

and....

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1991 golf gti 8v sweet as a nut £400
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Nice one Dane. Love the mk2's, used to have one in oak green. A mate was in the unit last night with his vento 16v steam cleaning interior while we where sanding the walls. Came in blue went out White haha he not impressed.

Aythree kick her in the fanny!
 
damo.h said:
Nice one Dane. Love the mk2's, used to have one in oak green. A mate was in the unit last night with his vento 16v steam cleaning interior while we where sanding the walls. Came in blue went out White haha he not impressed.

Aythree kick her in the fanny!
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Yeah it is pretty rude boy.

Once I get my s3 back Im gonna use the mk2 to learn from. Detail her properly get the body work in good order maybe some bbs rms. Strip the engine sort out any rust, start doing the 1.8t, get confused and give it to Bill lol.
 
Dane said:
Yeah it is pretty rude boy.

Once I get my s3 back Im gonna use the mk2 to learn from. Detail her properly get the body work in good order maybe some bbs rms. Strip the engine sort out any rust, start doing the 1.8t, get confused and give it to Bill lol.
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lol, I like your optimism Dane.

That's exactly the thing I want to do. I'm already becoming fairly competent with the spanners and with a cheap car that I wont be in a rush to do it'll be a great oppertunity to learn.
 
I need to learn my way around the engine bay.... Not got a ****** clue. My bro is a mechanic so he used to do all my engine mods. Haven't spoke to the **** in 2 yrs though so I'm back to having my pants pulled down. :asskicking:
 
I wont be alone my friend is pretty jealous and wants in for half which is sweet. Plus he knows a lot more than me but not so much that it would be useless for him. So he can show me the basics and we can learn the hard stuff together lol.

Plus I spend £400 on my s3 in a heartbeat but this time I have a whole new car!
 
I'm guess no one else could get on to the site for the past hour or so too?

I managed to squeeze in (out) a £3.71 break.
 
Amazing or not, I've been busy doing desk moves and laptop hand outs.
amazingly boring **** job but its something.

No poo for me so far or yesterday.
I did pee this morning.
 
Off to Station-X tomorrow, I've wanted to go there for a while, so I'm driving up there tomorrow with my Step-Father and family friend that is over from Majorca.

I chose a Thursday to visit as the National Museum of Computing is open in the afternoon. Going to see how many of the exhibits I have used :unsure:, may even be a few that I have actually worked on :sadlike:.

My Step-Father is going to bring his disabled badge - so I should get a nice wide parking space for the car :yahoo:.

Paul
 
Gti Jazz Blue said:
Off to Station-X tomorrow, I've wanted to go there for a while, so I'm driving up there tomorrow with my Step-Father and family friend that is over from Majorca.

I chose a Thursday to visit as the National Museum of Computing is open in the afternoon. Going to see how many of the exhibits I have used :unsure:, may even be a few that I have actually worked on :sadlike:.

My Step-Father is going to bring his disabled badge - so I should get a nice wide parking space for the car :yahoo:.

Paul
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Excuse my ignorance, but what is Station X??
Sounds like a late night cable channel I used to watch.
 
So I'm just back from lunch and I've bought a suit because the girl who works in the shop is well fit.

Before she came to help me I was 20/80 in favour of not buying it.
5 mins of looking and speaking to her I'm £200 lighter.

I'll leave it a couple of days and then go back for a refund, and I'll get to see her again. :tocktock:

I think she fancies me.
But then again I'm that guy in a strip club who thinks the stipper who's working the room to get men to spend money fancies me. :blush:
 
aythree said:
So I'm just back from lunch and I've bought a suit because the girl who works in the shop is well fit.

Before she came to help me I was 20/80 in favour of not buying it.
5 mins of looking and speaking to her I'm £200 lighter.

I'll leave it a couple of days and then go back for a refund, and I'll get to see her again. :tocktock:

I think she fancies me.
But then again I'm that guy in a strip club who thinks the stipper who's working the room to get men to spend money fancies me. :blush:
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All the girls in a strip club wanna take me home, but i just have to politely decline






























































































And then i wake up :unsure:
 
Aythree: Sorry um whats your name again?

Girl: (sighs) it'

Aythree (interupts): IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

 
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I love this thread.
Its so random.

Aythree getting played, staple nicked and something to do with stippers and westy going to the loo.

Nice.


I was trolling through out file servers and found some fully naked pictures of my bosses GF in there.
Now the question is, do I delete them, take them home, leave them alone or all of the above?
 
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I'll have to do it tomorrow.
I need to copy them to my phone, Upload to photobucket and then post them on here.
After I've done some black line editing to remove Face, Clunge and Boobs.
 
W3STY said:
Of what? My Danny La Rue?

I can assure you it happened :)
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I'll give it miss this time if you don't mind. :laugh:

ScottB5 said:
I'll have to do it tomorrow.
I need to copy them to my phone, Upload to photobucket and then post them on here.
After I've done some black line editing to remove Face, Clunge and Boobs.
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Remove the face, clunge and boobs for posting in da pub... yes.

But removing the clunge and Boobs for PM purposes.... nope.

We'll have both please.
 
HAHA.
I'll sort something out tomorrow morning the best I can with my phone with out getting caught.

Email address will be needed for unedited pics.
 
ScottB5 said:
HAHA.
I'll sort something out tomorrow morning the best I can with my phone with out getting caught.

Email address will be needed for unedited pics.
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Let us know when you're ready and I'll send you all 8 of my email addys just to be sure I receive it! ;)
 
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