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[smudge_don]

Forget the stapler - what does she look like ?

This is a very important matter

 

[Ads]

So you order one for her or give her yours so you seem like a really nice guy.

I know that makes sense but I don't want to get involved. It'll open the flood gates and before I know it she'll be using the same method for her other needs... i.e. nicking my chair so I'll order her a more comfortable one.... eating my lunch so I'll have to start collecting food for her when I go and buy mine.

The possibilities are endless.

 

[Ads]

This is a very important matter

A cross between Frank Bruno and Baloo.
Still want pics?? I didn't think so.

 

[smudge_don]

I know that makes sense but I don't want to get involved. It'll open the flood gates and before I know it she'll be using the same method for her other needs... i.e. nicking my chair so I'll order her a more comfortable one.... eating my lunch so I'll have to start collecting food for her when I go and buy mine.

The possibilities are endless.

She'll be driving your car next!!!

 

[Dane]

Wow scoobys + me = high insurance lol

 

[ScottD3]

Dane, BMW.

Aythree, Order one for you and don't ask for your other one back.

 

[smudge_don]

New thread based on todays earlier discussions

http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/general-chat/123554-pooping.html#post1297424

 

[Ads]

Aythree, Order one for you and don't ask for your other one back.

But I like my one.

 

[Ads]

Well the poop thread didn't last too long did it.

 

[ScottD3]

Locked?

 

[Ads]

Deleted without a trace.

 

[ScottD3]

Deleted without a trace.

Like so many other good threads before it.

 

[Ads]

Like so many other good threads before it.

Admin should set up an alternative ASN website where all deleted threads/arguments automatically move to.
THAT would be an entertaining site.

 

[ScottD3]

Admin should set up an alternative ASN website where all deleted threads/arguments automatically move to.
THAT would be an entertaining site.

This site will then become a ghost town full of 8L tuning and B6 fault posts.

All the fun and entertaining posts would just stop.

I use to run a forum that was full of random ****.
Think of all the random posts we've created over time, it was a forum dedicated to that.

 

[jojo]

Admin should set up an alternative ASN website where all deleted threads/arguments automatically move to.
THAT would be an entertaining site.

What makes you think there isn't one?

 

[ScottD3]

What makes you think there isn't one?

Oooh secret section.

 

[Ads]

What makes you think there isn't one?

If I get myself banned will I be moved there too?

 

[ScottD3]

If I get myself banned will I be given access to it?

Guess you never had access to it the last couple of times you was banned?

 

[Ads]

Oooh secret section.

Funny you should say that.... I'm sure the mods and admin have a section that only they can view and post to.

 

[Ads]

Guess you never had access to it the last couple of times you was banned?

I don't think you get access when you are banned for no reason.

 

[ScottD3]

Funny you should say that.... I'm sure the mods and admin have a section that only they can view and post to.

There is on other forums I've been on.

 

[ScottD3]

I'm on my 3rd and final pee of the day after having a pint of milk and about 6 pints of water.
It does Smell of sugar puffs though.
No poo today.

 

[smudge_don]

Bye bye poo thread

 

[Westy]

God damn it! That poo thread was educational and had some excellent cable laying tips

 

[crazy88]

But I like my one.

Proven to be the only true effective method of safe stapler storage.

 

[damo.h]

Super glue drawing pins to it and paint em black. That'll give balloo the shock of her life when she grabs it or smear it with black tar .
Freeloaders!!

 

[ScottD3]

Morning all.

How many times is G3 going to lose his stapler to day.
Taking bets.

 

[Westy]

Morning.

I say twice, then he'll drop kick baloo in the head.

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

No I reckon we are talking at least 4 times today.

Usual 8am clear out today for me

Good news is that Humax have at last managed to add DLNA Server mode to the HDR-FOX-T2 so we can now watch recordings in another room on our Samsung TV using it's Allshare Media function. Only been waiting since we bought it last October. Means I will have to get my **** into gear and fix the cat 5 run to the TV which needs re-terminating in the loft though.

Paul

 

[Westy]

No I reckon we are talking at least 4 times today.

Usual 8am clear out today for me

Good news is that Humax have at last managed to add DLNA Server mode to the HDR-FOX-T2 so we can now watch recordings in another room on our Samsung TV using it's Allshare Media function. Only been waiting since we bought it last October. Means I will have to get my **** into gear and fix the cat 5 run to the TV which needs re-terminating in the loft though.

Paul

Get to it. I love setting up home media systems.

 

[Dane]

So I got bored last night and because my brother has gone off somewhere having fun and I couldnt get to work i did a quick piston heads search

and....

1991 golf gti 8v sweet as a nut £400

 

[Ads]

God damn it! That poo thread was educational and had some excellent cable laying tips

Someone must've complained or reported it. Sh*theads!!!

Proven to be the only true effective method of safe stapler storage.

BBC - Comedy - The Office - Stapler in the Jelly

smear it with black tar

....and throw feathers at her.

How many times is G3 going to lose his stapler to day.
Taking bets.

I say twice, then he'll drop kick baloo in the head.

No I reckon we are talking at least 4 times today.

Well it's already on her desk and its only 9:30am. I reckon she nicked it again after I left last night.
Are we counting that as number one for the day?

 

[Westy]

Nice find there Dane. I'm on the lookout for a possible track car for next year and I keep my eye on Mk2 golfs

 

[Ads]

1991 golf gti 8v sweet as a nut £400

16v and it's a winner!

 

[Westy]

Well it's already on her desk and its only 9:30am. I reckon she nicked it again after I left last night.
Are we counting that as number one for the day?

If she takes it again you have to drop kick her

 

[Dane]

Nice find there Dane. I'm on the lookout for a possible track car for next year and I keep my eye on Mk2 golfs

Cheers dude, it needs work for sure.

The thermostat needs replacing
The brakes are gash & I want to check that the calipers arent seized.
It needs a ****** good clean and some protection
It needs a red gti grill surround
And it needs a 1.8T but that'll come later

 

[Dane]

16v and it's a winner!

For the run around I need it for at the mo its fine, plus it's not going to matter when we rip it out

 

[Westy]

Cheers dude, it needs work for sure.

The thermostat needs replacing
The brakes are gash & I want to check that the calipers arent seized.
It needs a ****** good clean and some protection
It needs a red gti grill surround
And it needs a 1.8T but that'll come later

I know someone with a Mk2 with a 1.8t A3 lump in it and it's rapid. It's only got a stage 1 remap but it dicked al over my mates 350bhp Evo 7!!

 

[Ads]

If she takes it again you have to drop kick her

Take that BIATCH!

 

[Dane]

I know someone with a Mk2 with a 1.8t A3 lump in it and it's rapid. It's only got a stage 1 remap but it dicked al over my mates 350bhp Evo 7!!

This is the plan long run me thinks