ASN's Pub

[Westy]

Lol I just got sent a link to this

By who??

 

[ScottD3]

where is this poo timer?


When picture msgs first game out we use to send each other pictures of our morning afters, women, poo and vomite.
That was no so good. 90% of all images was proper gross.

 

[Dane]

someone in the office, proper brutal.

 

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where is this poo timer?

POO COST CALCULATOR from Rouge Media

 

[Westy]

where is this poo timer?


When picture msgs first game out we use to send each other pictures of our morning afters, women, poo and vomite.
That was no so good. 90% of all images was proper gross.

Poo Timer - how much will you earn for your next poo?

 

[ScottD3]

Thats cool.
It will only work on my phone.
Next time I have a poo or any thing not work related I'll give it ago.

about 90% of time is on ASN any way.

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Thats cool.
about 90% of time is on ASN any way.

But if you're like me you'll be doing other stuff in the background - I'm currently doing a load of data archiving on one of our servers.

Paul

 

[ScottD3]

But if you're like me you'll be doing other stuff in the background - I'm currently doing a load of data archiving on one of our servers.

Paul

True.
I'm playing angry birds.

 

[smudge_don]

Morning chaps!

Went for a 15mile bike ride after work yesterday, and about 10miles in the pedal snapped off the crank!!!

So just spent £150 on a new crankset and pedals

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Morning chaps!

Went for a 15mile bike ride after work yesterday, and about 10miles in the pedal snapped off the crank!!!

So just spent £150 on a new crankset and pedals

Ouch that is more than my current bike cost me.

 

[ScottD3]

That sucks mate.
What crank did you put on it?


I'm really thinking about selling mine.
Replace the innertube at the rear and getting couple of hundred for it.

 

[Westy]

I seriously need to get my bike serviced this weekend!

 

[smudge_don]

Ouch that is more than my current bike cost me.

My bike is like my new car, the mods will never stop

That sucks mate.
What crank did you put on it?


I'm really thinking about selling mine.
Replace the innertube at the rear and getting couple of hundred for it.

Shimano Deore MTB

 

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I'll be back when the bike talk is over.

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

I'll be back when the bike talk is over.

Better than the poo talk.

 

[Ads]

Better than the poo talk.

Are you trying to say that I talk crap?

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Are you trying to say that I talk crap?

Would I ?
On a positive note Humax have at last released new software for my HDR-FOX-T2 PVR that includes DLNA server capability - hopefully it will work OK.

Paul

 

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Would I ?
On a positive note Humax have at last released new software for my HDR-FOX-T2 PVR that includes DLNA server capability - hopefully it will work OK.

Paul

That reminds me to check for new firmware for my Digital Stream DHR8205. :icon_thumright:

 

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That reminds me to check for new firmware for my Digital Stream DHR8205. :icon_thumright:

....and there is!

 

[ScottD3]

Just got another email about my laptop.
This time someone is offering me £450 and the other guy has not replied to my offer of postal order or bank transfer.
Tempted to open up a new paypal account to take the money and run.
Not sure if it will work though.

 

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Just got another email about my laptop.
This time someone is offering me £450 and the other guy has not replied to my offer of postal order or bank transfer.
Tempted to open up a new paypal account to take the money and run.
Not sure if it will work though.

You'll be hunted down!

 

[Ads]

Right.... so I'm getting really p*ssed off now!!!

We've got a girl from one of our global offices working here in our London office for a few months. She's nice enough.... BUT.....

she keeps borrowing my stapler and not returning it!!!


EVERYTIME I need to staple something my hand automatically moves to where it SHOULD be... but all it finds there is air!
Then I look to my right and there it is..... ON HER F*CKING DESK!!!!!!!

This sh*t has been happening every day for the past three weeks and I'm at breaking point.
Usually we smile and give a polite chuckle as if to say "Haha, you've got my stapler again".
I've even thrown in the odd "Haha, can I borrow MY stapler please", just to keep it light hearted.

But now..... IT'S WAR!!!!

I've got it back now. It's sitting where it belongs... on my desk.

IF she so much as looks at it then I'm going to show her my face with a look of thunder plastered across it.
I had enough.



PS: I know English is her second language but if she pluralises my first name once more I'm going to staple her mouth shut!

 

[Dane]

ok heres one chaps,

Since being bored at the weekend and looking at cheap fast cars my friend and I are think of going halfs on something.

The thing is he wants a rear wheel drive car or something that he can get 'broadside' and I'd like something with a turbo.

I was originally looking at a Ibiza cupra r - which I still quite like the idea of.

But if it were you to have roughly £2k (a bit more is do able) what you buy? Suggestions that fit the RWD, turbo'd bracket for tracking and hill climbing would be sweet.

We did have our eye on a mint looking 200sx but that ads gone now

 

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Right.... so I'm getting really p*ssed off now!!!

We've got a girl from one of our global offices working here in our London office for a few months. She's nice enough.... BUT.....

she keeps borrowing my stapler and not returning it!!!


EVERYTIME I need to staple something my hand automatically moves to where it SHOULD be... but all it finds there is air!
Then I look to my right and there it is..... ON HER F*CKING DESK!!!!!!!

This sh*t has been happening every day for the past three weeks and I'm at breaking point.
Usually we smile and give a polite chuckle as if to say "Haha, you've got my stapler again".
I've even thrown in the odd "Haha, can I borrow MY stapler please", just to keep it light hearted.

But now..... IT'S WAR!!!!

I've got it back now. It's sitting where it belongs... on my desk.

IF she so much as looks at it then I'm going to show her my face with a look of thunder plastered across it.
I had enough.



PS: I know English is her second language but if she pluralises my first name once more I'm going to staple her mouth shut!

O
M
GGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!


She's just taken it again!

 

[Westy]

That's it basically mate, you're looking at 200sxs or maybe an import MR2

 

[Dane]

your mates got a quick e36 doesn't he?

 

[ScottD3]

Damn it!!
Why can't I find a angry Craig David pic!!

Why don't she get her own stapler?

I'm having issues getting my head around pluralising of a first name. I'm crap at english and its my first language.
like this?
"Can I borrow your stapler please Craigs?"

 

[Dane]

That's it basically mate, you're looking at 200sxs or maybe an import MR2

Subaru : Subaru Impreza WRX om nom nom

 

[ScottD3]

O
M
GGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!


She's just taken it again!

K-lock it to your desk!!

Dane, BMW compact with a M3 evo engine it and then slap a turbo on it.
I know a man who does the conversion.

 

[smudge_don]

Why you got doubts about paypal? If you send it recorded delivery and provide the tracking number then you should be fine

 

[Westy]

your mates got a quick e36 doesn't he?

Yeah. Get yourself an E36 M3 (they can be bought for £2k) stip it out and it will be rapid, no need to mod the engine at all.

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Subaru : Subaru Impreza WRX om nom nom

Hmm my mate recently paid out over 6K on his WRX engine re-build. They do have a habit of going lean on one cylinder.

Paul

 

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Why don't she get her own stapler?

Probably too shy to ask for one to be ordered.

I'm having issues getting my head around pluralising of a first name. I'm crap at english and its my first language.
like this?
"Can I borrow your stapler please Craigs?"

Exactly!!



So, here is what I am faced with...........

 

[ScottD3]

Why you got doubts about paypal? If you send it recorded delivery and provide the tracking number then you should be fine

Don't trust it.
The hole Ebay/paypal favortisum towards the buyer over the seller has put me on edge when using when something appears to be a scam.

Yeah. Get yourself an E36 M3 (they can be bought for £2k) stip it out and it will be rapid, no need to mod the engine at all.

That gets my vote.
My did just that but is using it for drifting.
MY friend in bristol will sponser you if you use it for racing and nock cash off the bill. I'll stop plugging him now.

 

[Westy]

You need to tidy your desk mate

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Forget the stapler - what does she look like ?

 

[smudge_don]

Right.... so I'm getting really p*ssed off now!!!

We've got a girl from one of our global offices working here in our London office for a few months. She's nice enough.... BUT.....

she keeps borrowing my stapler and not returning it!!!


EVERYTIME I need to staple something my hand automatically moves to where it SHOULD be... but all it finds there is air!
Then I look to my right and there it is..... ON HER F*CKING DESK!!!!!!!

This sh*t has been happening every day for the past three weeks and I'm at breaking point.
Usually we smile and give a polite chuckle as if to say "Haha, you've got my stapler again".
I've even thrown in the odd "Haha, can I borrow MY stapler please", just to keep it light hearted.

But now..... IT'S WAR!!!!

I've got it back now. It's sitting where it belongs... on my desk.

IF she so much as looks at it then I'm going to show her my face with a look of thunder plastered across it.
I had enough.



PS: I know English is her second language but if she pluralises my first name once more I'm going to staple her mouth shut!

Chain it to your desk

 

[Westy]

Chain it to your desk

Chain her to her desk then she cant come to your desk to get it

 

[Ads]

You need to tidy your desk mate

That's my stapler on HER desk!

Forget the stapler - what does she look like ?

If she was fit do you think I'd mind having to keep walking over to her desk to retrieve my stapler?
I'd be begging her to borrow it!

Chain it to your desk

Chain her to her desk then she cant come to your desk to get it

 

[ScottD3]

Probably too shy to ask for one to be ordered.

Exactly!!

So, here is what I am faced with...........

So you order one for her or give her yours so you seem like a really nice guy.