ASN's Pub

[damo.h]

but would you go down on it for a million £, That is the question??

 

[smudge_don]

Forget that one, who's put "W3sty is a raging ****"!!!

That would be me

 

[ScottD3]

but would you go down on it for a million £, That is the question??

Nahh, thats just to wrong.

 

[ScottD3]

Morning all.

Its raining. there goes our summer!!

I put my laptop for sale on gumtree yesterday and got a email about it.

First email

Is the itemstill for sale? whats your best price....

I replied

Make me an offer and we'll see what we agree on

I hate it when people ask what your best price, my best price is whats in the ****** advert. you tell me what you're willing to pay and if i'm happy i'll accept.

His reply is

Hey,
Thanks for the reply,i am offering you 340 pounds including postage to Leicester via royal mail Next day delivery,do get back to me along with your PayPal email so i can make the payment effectively....

Thats £40 over the asking which I guess will cover posting and the insurance but there is just something about it that makes me unsure on it.
He has not asked which operating system he wants, no questions about the laptop, nothing at all and he wants to do it via paypal.
I got a feeling if I send it off to him he will open a paypal case and get the money back, so he'll be £340 up, with laptop and i'll be out of a pocket.

 

[Ads]

Morning all.

Its raining. there goes our summer!!

I put my laptop for sale on gumtree yesterday and got a email about it.

First email


I replied

I hate it when people ask what your best price, my best price is whats in the ****** advert. you tell me what you're willing to pay and if i'm happy i'll accept.

His reply is


Thats £40 over the asking which I guess will cover posting and the insurance but there is just something about it that makes me unsure on it.
He has not asked which operating system he wants, no questions about the laptop, nothing at all and he wants to do it via paypal.
I got a feeling if I send it off to him he will open a paypal case and get the money back, so he'll be £340 up, with laptop and i'll be out of a pocket.

Get him to make a direct payment into your bank account then withdraw the cash and send the item.
If you've got a "spare" account then use that so you're not giving out details of your main one. That's what I do.

 

[ScottD3]

Get him to make a direct payment into your bank account then withdraw the cash and send the item.
If you've got a "spare" account then use that so you're not giving out details of your main one. That's what I do.

Not a bad idea.
Or a postal order.
See what he comes back with.

 

[Westy]

Morning. It's glorious sunshine here but rain is forecast.

Another boring day in the office!

 

[ScottD3]

It started to rain at 07:00 just like BBC said it would.
should brighten up for the rest of the day, I hope it does any way.

I'm looking at mud flaps for my A4, Lights and mirror switches.

 

[Westy]

I'm looking at mud flaps for my A4.

A little bit of rain and you got mud flap shopping

 

[ScottD3]

A little bit of rain and you got mud flap shopping

I'm getting annoyed with all the tar and marks at the lower section of doors.
Plus I think they look good if subtle enough.

 

[Westy]

I'm getting annoyed with all the tar and marks at the lower section of doors.
Plus I think they look good if subtle enough.

Yeah they do look good. I'm fed up with stone chips, need to get my bumper re-sprayed again

 

[ScottD3]

Yeah they do look good. I'm fed up with stone chips, need to get my bumper re-sprayed again

I want to get my bonnet and pumper resprayed give it all a good clean and polish and then fit a bonnet bra.
But the misses keeps taking the **** and laughing to much about the idea.
I want to get it sorted out before the winter but doubt that will happen. when ever it happens I'm debating whether to remove the front plate or not.

You ever thought about vinyl rap?

 

[Dane]

Morning all.

Its raining. there goes our summer!!

I put my laptop for sale on gumtree yesterday and got a email about it.

First email


I replied

I hate it when people ask what your best price, my best price is whats in the ****** advert. you tell me what you're willing to pay and if i'm happy i'll accept.

His reply is


Thats £40 over the asking which I guess will cover posting and the insurance but there is just something about it that makes me unsure on it.
He has not asked which operating system he wants, no questions about the laptop, nothing at all and he wants to do it via paypal.
I got a feeling if I send it off to him he will open a paypal case and get the money back, so he'll be £340 up, with laptop and i'll be out of a pocket.

Don't bother dude, thats the same wording I would get in emails from dodgy nigerians when I was selling my A3. I've been ****ed over, on another occasion, by a fake paypal email that looked legit. DON'T DO IT.

Is the 'item' still for sale - a generic email that can be quickly sent out.

 

[ScottD3]

Don't bother dude, thats the same wording I would get in emails from dodgy nigerians when I was selling my A3. I've been ****ed over, on another occasion, by a fake paypal email that looked legit. DON'T DO IT.

Is the 'item' still for sale - a generic email that can be quickly sent out.

I emailed him back and said bank transfer or postal order.
see what he says.
I'd hope someone local would get it so I can hand it over and get cash.

 

[Westy]

I want to get my bonnet and pumper resprayed give it all a good clean and polish and then fit a bonnet bra.
But the misses keeps taking the **** and laughing to much about the idea.
I want to get it sorted out before the winter but doubt that will happen. when ever it happens I'm debating whether to remove the front plate or not.

You ever thought about vinyl rap?

I hate bonnet bras and would never fit one. Personally I find that the front bumper gets mullered more than the bonnet anyway.

I'm going to vinyl wrap the grill surround but doubt I'll do the bumper or bonnet, It's not really my cup of tea.

 

[Dane]

I am border line hungover this morning I keep getting waves of it another pint and that would have been it lol.

Plus I've saved my hangover poo for the office it's going to be epic...

 

[Westy]

I am border line hungover this morning I keep getting waves of it another pint and that would have been it lol.

Plus I've saved my hangover poo for the office it's going to be epic...

I hope it's not a cider poo, those things stink!

 

[Dane]

cider, white wine, red wine, rum, it's all gettin' ready

 

[Westy]

cider, white wine, red wine, rum, it's all gettin' ready

Sweet baby Jesus!!!!

Why were you on the sauce on a school night?

 

[Dane]

The pub where I work was nominated (and maybe won) Cotswold Life magazines neighbourhood pub of the year. It was a black tie do @£50 per ticket, so we just went out for a meal instead. I wasn't particularly messy but it was a long evening! lol.

Plus I dont have my car so I dont have my usual excuse

 

[ScottD3]

wait untill the very very last minute and then run!!

 

[Ads]

cider, white wine, red wine, rum, it's all gettin' ready

Just so you know what to expect....

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Palatino]THE DEFINITIVE **** LIST[/FONT]

[FONT=Times New Roman, Times, Palatino]THE NOTORIOUS DRINKER ****

[/FONT] The kind of **** you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.

 

[Dane]

It wasn't too bad to be fair, I feel alot better now...

Just sleepy

 

[Westy]

It wasn't too bad to be fair, I feel alot better now...

Just sleepy

It must have been a stubborn one if youre tired

 

[ScottD3]

It could not have been that bad.
you was only got 10mins.
Sub 10min morning after drunken sh!t.
or was it really bad and speedy?

 

[Ads]

I'm off for my 10am daily appointment soon, might have to postpone for 15 mins or so though.
I had some proper spicy chicken for dinner last night so should be interesting.

 

[Westy]

You boys using the poo timer yet? I want to know how much you're getting paid for it.

 

[Dane]

I did just start writing a reply explaining why it wasn't, but I think thats a step too far.

Moving on from HP's

ANything interesting on the horizon?

 

[Westy]

ANything interesting on the horizon?

errrrr, no

 

[ScottD3]

ANything interesting on the horizon?

Nope ****** all.
People annoying me again.
so short tempered at the moment its not like me at all and its getting me more annoyed by it.

getting annoyed by people following instructions to the letter when its so obviouse that it would be easier to have 1 genrick password and user name than 1 for everyone.

 

[Ads]

You boys using the poo timer yet? I want to know how much you're getting paid for it.

£3.21

I reckon about 12p of that was spent squeezing a spot though.

 

[Westy]

£3.21

I reckon about 12p of that was spent squeezing a spot though.

It's all money though mate. Whats your monthly projected earnings for your daily 10am poo then?

 

[Ads]

It's all money though mate. Whats your monthly projected earnings for your daily 10am poo then?

Today was a quick one by my usual standards, so I'm estimating approx. £75-£80 based on a 22 working day month.

How much you looking at???

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

Blimey it is a slow day discussing the cost of a poo, personally I usually complete this piece of personal activity at home with a decent car mag, in my own time.

 

[Dane]

I find It's never ready at then and you can't force these things

 

[Gti Jazz Blue]

I find It's never ready at then and you can't force these things

Well you can - mind that can end in an issue with piles :sign_omg:

 

[Westy]

Today was a quick one by my usual standards, so I'm estimating approx. £75-£80 based on a 22 working day month.

How much you looking at???

I tend to play a load of games on my iPhone while laying cable but I haven't used the poo timer for a while. I'll start it up again and let you know. £80 is a good wedge for sitting on the throne.

 

[Ads]

Blimey it is a slow day discussing the cost of a poo, personally I usually complete this piece of personal activity at home with a decent car mag, in my own time.

And it can be applied to so many other things. Its just cost my employer 0.006 pence for me to pick up my pen.

I find It's never ready at then and you can't force these things

Force.. no.
But trick it out... yes

 

[Ads]

I tend to play a load of games on my iPhone while laying cable but I haven't used the poo timer for a while. I'll start it up again and let you know. £80 is a good wedge for sitting on the throne.

I took a photo once (not of my brown toothpaste, it was of my shoes (don't ask)) but forgot to turn the shutter sound off. Had to hang around in the cubicle until the cleaner left the toilets. Felt like hours.

 

[Dane]

Lol I just got sent a link to this