ASN's Pub

smudge_don said:
No my mate wasn't on it on Friday :(

However, had a great night with the girl last night with huge bazoomas :hubbahubba: 32DD yes please!!!

Was a good night :) no pics for you guys, yet :noway:
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Yet.... That means pending ;) so has all this post break up sex got you over the nut job dude?
 
Pics or it.........You get the idea. lol

All this talk of birds, shagging, boobs and still no pics.
Not even in PM/email form.
I'm shocked lads.

How are we, the long term relationship people, meant to cope?
I do miss single life at times. :(
 
Welly said:
Whats the bets she keeps an eye on here.....
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She might find this...

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Thats right we've all seen you in your underwear - Haha!
 
Welly said:
Thats a pair of bongos at that size!!
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I nearly died in them :laugh:

damo.h said:
Yet.... That means pending ;) so has all this post break up sex got you over the nut job dude?
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Kinda, i've agreed to help her move this weekend....at least i'll get sex out of that as well

ScottB5 said:
Pics or it.........You get the idea. lol

All this talk of birds, shagging, boobs and still no pics.
Not even in PM/email form.
I'm shocked lads.

How are we, the long term relationship people, meant to cope?
I do miss single life at times. :(
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Sorry mate, the camera wasn't working.....mainly because i forgot to turn it on

Dane said:
She might find this...

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Thats right we've all seen you in your underwear - Haha!
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Meh, she's proud of them pics mate. Too right tbh, she has got a cracking body, shame about the mind being fcuking loopy
 
Oh btw lads, i found a sneaky pic that she forgot to delete of her lady parts that's very nice :yum:

Anyone care for a gander via PM? I expect something in return mind you
 
ScottB5 said:
Is that a pic of Mrs loopyloo?

She looks angry (can only look on my phone) but the body looks inviting. :)

Wireless IP cameras FTW!! :)
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Yep that's her mate

Gonna get her drunk and give her the fcuking of her life this weekend, that'll teach her :laugh:
 
****** hell lads you've been busy! I pop down spoons for a Beef madras and a pint of Tuborg and there's a load of T & A on here.

By the way I'm off skiing the week before xmas. An ASN ski trip would be carnage.
 
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W3STY said:
****** hell lads you've been busy! I pop down spoons for a Beef madras and a pint of Tuborg and there's a load of T & A on here.

By the way I'm off skiing the week before xmas. An ASN ski trip would be carnage.
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Mate I'm so up for it... I'm skiing over Xmas ish in Austria/Italy I went skiing for 3 weeks this past year, love it!
 
smudge_don said:
Oh btw lads, i found a sneaky pic that she forgot to delete of her lady parts that's very nice :yum:

Anyone care for a gander via PM? I expect something in return mind you
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Send it this way, I'm sure I can find something that is of similar quality...
 
Correct me if I'm wrong..... but i'm sure smudge said he'd want something in return. To me that says he should send first. No?
 
What the hell have I missed? :eyebrows: I think that i'm one of the few people who actually work harder when at home! How does that work?

Looking back quickly i'll sum up:

blah blah blah katy perry blah blah blah boobs blah blah girl in underwear blah blah claims of threesomes blah blah.

And I see Aythree has joined us, I always felt like you avoided the pub for some reason! Nice to have you here dude.
 
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crazy88 said:
And I see Aythree has joined us, I always felt like you avoided the pub for some reason! Nice to have you here dude.
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If I'm honest, I did kinda avoid coming in here. It's because I'd take a look and see there were 200 new posts since the last time I looked (usually a few hours earlier). I just didn't have the soul to read through 'em all. But I'm making more of an effort now. :yes:
 
smudge_don said:
I'll need something in return boys, send me your best (or worst :sex:)
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aythree said:
If I'm honest, I did kinda avoid coming in here. It's because I'd take a look and see there were 200 new posts since the last time I looked (usually a few hours earlier). I just didn't have the soul to read through 'em all. But I'm making more of an effort now. :yes:
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Don't read them all, just skim through a couple of the last lot and you're all caught up.

The topic changes so quick or just start you on. You'll fit right in. lol
 
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It's like them crappy soaps. You can not watch for months and within 5 minutes you've caught up, and also realised how shebab it as, and why you stopped watching it in the first place :)
 
Just because i said i wanted something in return, doesn't mean i have to go 1st

I have promised said images of flange, and i expect something given to me in order for me to then send said pics

Simples :)
 
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