ASN's Pub

brake lines is the new one. Bill sells them - buy them - they're good
 
Well i leave the office for a bit, come back and find the topic has moved from fit birds to poo!!

I just hope the 2 keep as seperate topics
 
Theres only one way to combine the two... brown wings!
 
you got better bog roll than us then.
I think ours is made from recycled tracing paper.

Same as... We call it John Wayne wipe.... Rough, tough and takes no sh1t !!

Well I'm working at a bull ****ing farm today. Might have a go on the machine later if no one watching lol
 
Just spent the last 40 mins remote connect to my Auntie's PC sorting out her Sage that the accounts cocked right up.

Nice and work related....
 
Thats a bit long term isn't... I just have Friday off for some asn action.
 
I've got about 36 years! :(

It could be sooner if you have a rich relative to pay for early retirement.
My father in law has something really wrong with his hip and his auntie told him to quit and she'll give him the next 4 years wages so he can retire early.
I've been told by the misses, her sister and their step mum (father in laws wife) Not to ask her if she can do the same for me. lol
 
OOh naughty boy! spill the beans, did you get caught on ASN?
 
got in an argument with one of the third line lads.
He kind of told me off about using the wrong image for PC builds and said there is a new one.
I told him when he was thinking of telling us of this and that turned in to a rant about how they never give us any updates on any thing that is relevant to our job.
Some other things was said, equipment got broke and now I'm home.

I can't remember what else happened.

Who would know that management don't like it when you break kit. lol
 
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got in an argument with one of the third line lads.
He kind of told me off about using the wrong image for PC builds and said there is a new one.
I told him when he was thinking of telling us of this and that turned in to a rant about how they never give us any updates on any thing that is relevant to our job.
Some other things was said, equipment got broke and now I'm home.

I can't remember what else happened.

Who would know that management don't like it when you break kit. lol

Hold on. So you got into an argument and then started smashing up stuff?

I'd have loved to have seen that.