ASN's Pub

c. ten degrees of extra timing is a fair old wack.

My small port didnt like 12 degrees, but yours (Welly) and Tuffty's are around 20-22 I thought, I might have got the wrong end of the stick though...
 
Morning all.

How is every one?

I almost kicked the misses out of the car this morning, she slammed the door twice. once opening it (is that a smal or a yank?) and then again shutting it.
She's started slamming the house door as well, what is wrong with this women?
How can someone so small make so much noise? grrrrrrrr
 
Morning all.

How is every one?

I almost kicked the misses out of the car this morning, she slammed the door twice. once opening it (is that a smal or a yank?) and then again shutting it.
She's started slamming the house door as well, what is wrong with this women?
How can someone so small make so much noise? grrrrrrrr

Slamming doors (unless it's slamming the mrs' doors) is a pet hate of mine.

It's been too hot recently to perv on hot women.
 
Or if your looking for hot ladies it looks like there is a nice escort agency according to pretty much every thread on here!!
 
Who's the **** pushing the yank whore house??
 
yeah, stupid spammer.
I wonder how much people get paid to join forums and spam the crap out of them?

Its never to hot to perv on women.
Its often to cold to perv on women.
Its often the wrong time to pee on women.
Its never the wrong time or temp to *** on women.
 
If theres a spamming job going and it pays well, i reckon we all have enough time on our hands!!
 
Is this the one with the nice ***?

I'm still waiting on pics. :)

Oh yes. Not just a nice ***, but probably the nicest *** I have ever seen in my life.

It's just a little tricky to get photos in the office. Believe me I want some for personal use.... :lmfao:
 
pics or it didnt happen...

I quite like how that phrase makes little to no sense but is so versitile!

Can't you just be texting in her direction...
 
Or you could be a massive lad and just do it really obviously and see what happens...

:( Too slow meat curtain smashing already mentioned
 

What can I say? The man knows me.

If it was anywhere else in the world but work then I would. However our HR manager is just up the way and she is a right b*tch.

I'll catch the fine one next time she's at the coffee machine...
 
What can I say? The man knows me.

If it was anywhere else in the world but work then I would. However our HR manager is just up the way and she is a right b*tch.

I'll catch the fine one next time she's at the coffee machine...

I can see it now, the coffee machines just to the right of your desk, she bends over 'oh is my cup full yet' and BAM perfect oppertunity
 
I can see it now, the coffee machines just to the right of your desk, she bends over 'oh is my cup full yet' and BAM perfect oppertunity

Yarp. Maybe I could pull out all the stops and go and do a Tango man on her ****. I'd love to have a feel.
 
The trick of taking photos of people without them knowing is truly believing yourself that they don't know you're doing it.
The minute you get nervous it shows, and they sense you are taking a pic.

Now off you go....