Full of win!!
4. spiderman
When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that **** at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.
I was banging this *****, then I pulled a spiderman on her.
I've just lost all respect for you my friend
Because you support??
I feel your pain my friend! 19 weeks pregnant and i think i've had it 3 times, maybe 4! Ah well. I live vicariously through you lot on here, lol.
Full of win!!
4. spiderman
When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that **** at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.
I was banging this *****, then I pulled a spiderman on her.
Ok hang on, Seriously???
Your mate and his sister must have an interesting 'relationship'
The mighty Arsenal:
Here's me with my mate Bobby
That's the one
Not what i said mate
My mate is joining me in a session with his sister's mate
Best mates hey!!
Well we shall continue this debate next season,when hopefully your boys continue to throw everything away, especially 2 goal leads!!!
(4 goals leads were just as funny,but as they werent against us not quite as good!)
I know dude I was twisting your words for (a small amount of) comic effect
Yeah it is becoming very tedious as an Arsenal fan watching them self destruct at the end of each season
If you dont mind i shall enjoy your suffering. And come on just let Fabregas go, stop dragging it out its going to happen one day!
Just what i need to get over the ex
The best way I found for getting over the ex was to get smashed all the time, turn into a huge man slag and dont give a **** about anything.
That's the plan
I'm considering having a word with my cousins bf who owns the biggest club here in Sutton and getting some bar work or something
Not for the money, just to pick up some drunken gash
The best way I found for getting over the ex was to get smashed all the time, turn into a huge man slag and dont give a **** about anything.
Only 3 some I'd fancy is me and two birds
Not only does it help you get over the ex, but it's damn good fun too.
There is nothing like the thrill of banging someone new. I do miss it from time to time I must admit.
It is damn fun, that's for sure. Untill you need to take a trip to see the umbrella man!!!
Ooooooh ouchie. That's never a fun experience.
Luckily they dont use an umbrella any more, you can just p!ss in a pot.
I know, I had to do that last time I went. I was all prepped for some serious pain, and there was none. AMAZING.
Miracles of modern technology.
Blimey this pub is a who new way of learning.
Only 3 some I'd fancy is me and two birds, don't fancy seeing any of my mates todgers in that kind of action - no thanks.
No Inters for me this year as I will be on a ship to Norway, shame as I have the funds for a MillTek TBE but don't want to pay full list for one.
Hopefully they will be at Combe for the Audi Driver day and I can get a discounted one then.
Paul
Luckily they dont use an umbrella any more, you can just p!ss in a pot.
....but 2 guys just ruining a girl is a complete riot
The advance that I am keen on to become standard is a blood test for the Prostate as I'm only 3 years off of having to have regular checks and I don't fancy my GP playing hide his latex glove.
Paul
2 girls is a lot of fun, but 2 guys just ruining a girl is a complete riot
hahahaha, I almost spat water all over my computer reading that.
At what age do these regular checks occur? I am just wondering how many more man-love free years I have.
phewwwwwwwwwww, 20 years then. I had assumed you were younger. You look it!
Stop *** kissing...... lol
No fraid not, 47 in August those years are usually felt after hand washing both cars, standing up straight takes a while
Paul
****** hell, I get that at 28 year of age!!!
Hope she is OK.I'm at home now! Nice unexpected early finish to my day, got to look after my lad while the poor misses has a trip to the hospital.
Stop *** kissing...... lol