The Apprentice

Melody and Leon will be the finalists i reckon, they are untouchable at the moment.

However Jim and Gavin will go close I reckon, Jim looks robust, but i got a feeling in this weeks episode that Lord Sugar doesn't like him.

and on a rather marital note...Melody is quite hot to be honest :wub:
 
Did i mention my wifes cousin used to go out with Melody?

Dont know why they split up, but i bet he regrets it now!
 
how to bl*w your load, lol
 
Fair play tho, they got the deal which I was very surprised. Can't stand Jim this week. Doing my head in. He should have some counselling.
 
Funny as ****! Lord sugar has some cracking one liners! Agreed there aren't that many tidy women in this year, Liz from last year was lovely.... :)
 
Melody speaking french ooo la la
 
I'm disappointed that the hairdressers didn't chop off Leon's mullet. Really think his hair will start talking soon or make it's own show.
 
Does her accent not get on your tits though? The way she speaks does my nut in. That said...she wouldn't be talking a lot if she was....I'll leave it there.
 
Does her accent not get on your tits though? The way she speaks does my nut in. That said...she wouldn't be talking a lot if she was....I'll leave it there.

I do find her voice a little irritating, dont think i would want a long term relationship!!!
 
I've come across plenty of women like her (read that as you choose).

They're all mouth and confidence at the start, but as soon as they start liking/loving you that all goes out of the window and they become one of two things:

a) The best girlfriend you could wish for, or
b) An absolute obsessive psycho.


Usually it's 'b' though.
 
bad experiance mate? so thats why you made this :p

That's a big tune.

But nah, no bad experiences really, just hooked up with plenty of those "my sh*t don't stink" girls. And they always turn out to be more clingy/needy than you're average or normal female. :yes:

Ok, there was one bad experience. I made the mistake of taking one of them back to my office for some fun after we'd been out for a drink.
After giving her the cold shoulder a week or so later she threatened to come to my workplace and make a scene.
Her exact words were... "What about if I decide to be as much of a b*tch as you are a b*astard, and come to your workplace today".
 
Never let the mistress know your workplace, it'll only end in tears.

And I must admit, I think Aythree is spot on here. These girls are usually far too needy when it comes down to it!
 
LOL!

Been with my Gf on and off for years now (was off for about 2years til recently) and she can be a psycho but only when i did something that hurt her... saying that she hasnt done anything psychotic to hurt me physically... just the stalker type and kiss n tell stuff...
but when things are good she is the best girl a guy could have so just need to keep her sweet
 
did anyone watch it today?

Helen is on some drugs!! :laugh:

it shows that you dont need to be loud or a show off - let your skills do the talking! talking about helen and the 800,000 units order!

and on the other team...the right ***** went! hated her alot actually, made me cringe watching her!!
 
Aye strange one that. The role play was uber cringey, in the ubf with dara she seemed really jolly. Must be the pressures of the show. Omg bob mortimer his face was like a rock!
 
The role play was just stooopid!!

How cringey was it and the faces on them, especially the Waitrose lot...they were like WTF!!!
 
Does her accent not get on your tits though? The way she speaks does my nut in. That said...she wouldn't be talking a lot if she was....I'll leave it there.

She talks like she has her teeth glued together, so monotone! Saying that I do really like her, but she's starting to get on my nerves a bit, all this "global business" chit chat and constantly ramming her opinions down people's throats.

Helen is miles ahead in terms of winning the show imo.
 
Last weeks roll play was undoubtedly the highlight of the series so far !
 
Melody baby is out, lol
 
At last, the business idea I have been waiting for, the British Nodding Bulldog!
 
Melody looked so fit in the youve been fired show lol :sex:

shame she is gone :( :crying::bye:
 
Nata**** was sh1t, Mr shugs should've gone againist his rules and booted her out. Glad he didn't give them the treat tho, all Nata****'s fault. You've been fired, Ruby wax was funny :yes:
 
Hurrah, Melody has been fired. She wasn't exactly a team player, was she! I'm surprised the you've been fired show didn't go back to when they were in France and she decided the folding child car seat wasn't a good idea despite the french telling her otherwise.
 
She was a real royal pain in the rear. So full of her own self importance. Her face was a picture when she got fired.
 
Scribbens out!!!! hooray for hollywood!
 
At last! She was anasty piece of work. Helen ftw!!
 
she used to wind me up with her "yeah" and "ok" in every damn sentence! not to mention her attitude!
good riddance... susie is looking hott!!