ASN's Pub

Suppose I should make a move and go to work... Really can't be ***** today. But the sun is out. And it's friday ;)
Anyone got anything goochi planned?? I'll be putting stud Walls up all weekend in the unit so doubt I'll see any sun ;(
 
damo.h said:
Suppose I should make a move and go to work... Really can't be ***** today. But the sun is out. And it's friday ;)
Anyone got anything goochi planned?? I'll be putting stud Walls up all weekend in the unit so doubt I'll see any sun ;(
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I doubt I'll do much today ;)

This weekend I'm seeing the bird in Cambs, few beers and a few meals out, BBQ on Sunday.
 
damo.h said:
Suppose I should make a move and go to work... Really can't be ***** today. But the sun is out. And it's friday ;)
Anyone got anything goochi planned?? I'll be putting stud Walls up all weekend in the unit so doubt I'll see any sun ;(
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I'm back up to bristol tomorrow to help my dad drag his speed boat out of the water (manualy) and repair the tank.
I also got some little bits to fit to the audi and pug on sunday after I made pasties.

Going to attempt stripping paint off some bits buy using a air line and small metal balls, I can't remember the proper name for it. lol
 
Last day :yahoo:
Off on Ventura for a weeks cruise to Norway tomorrow - second time we've done it and I can't wait.

Downside is that I have ironing to do this evening followed by packing and then I will have to remove the sub so that we can get both suitcases in the boot.

Hoping for a quiet last day here.

Paul
 
mikeyg said:
Well im a happy boy now, finally got confirmation on my start date for my new role, Mon 4th July, so only 1 more week of this job!!!
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Congrats then Mike - I take it that you are looking forward to your new role then ? :arco:

Paul
 
Gti Jazz Blue said:
Congrats then Mike - I take it that you are looking forward to your new role then ? :arco:

Paul
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Thanks mate, yeah looking forward to it a lot!

Scott, thats right mate parts man,but only work in a small office me and one other guy as a call centre for a sister company in London,but we are based in Motorserv a factors in Milton Keynes,who i worked for for many years before helping out these London boys!

But im going back to Motorserv and being their call centre manager,so can back off answering all the phones and beat everyone else into doing it! Got 6/7 guys under me, and looking forward to having more responsibility.
 
Let the friday randomness begin!!! This thread always takes a massive downward spiral on a Friday, and I believe it should do the same again today. Fingers crossed.

On a gay note, I got a puncture cycling in to work this morning. Booooooo. Luckily it happened right at the station so I have brought the bike to work and will fix it at lunch :)
 
crazy88 said:
Let the friday randomness begin!!! This thread always takes a massive downward spiral on a Friday, and I believe it should do the same again today. Fingers crossed.

On a gay note, I got a puncture cycling in to work this morning. Booooooo. Luckily it happened right at the station so I have brought the bike to work and will fix it at lunch :)
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I've done lunch time puncture repairs before. Doing it in a suit is not the best idea though :(
 
Right lets take this thread off on a random journey ;)

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Urban Dictionary: Smashing Pasty
 
crazy88 said:
Let the friday randomness begin!!! This thread always takes a massive downward spiral on a Friday, and I believe it should do the same again today. Fingers crossed.

On a gay note, I got a puncture cycling in to work this morning. Booooooo. Luckily it happened right at the station so I have brought the bike to work and will fix it at lunch :)
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I just replaced the inertube on my bike. It had a slow puncher for many weeks and thought its about time to get it done.
I'm going to use the old inertube to cover a chain and that gave me a bit more incentive.

Pasty smashing and lube.
Thats my friday night sorted out.
I got the special bed sheets clean and ready, dogs logged in the spare room out of the way.
let the lube jollys comence. :D
 
Nice one mike, change is gooooood!

Are non of the Pub regulars coming to GTI International?
 
W3STY said:
I'm not mate. I was meant to be at the Ring this weekend for the 24 hour race but I couldn't afford it.
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Booooo! I'll let you off though.

ScottB5 said:
I did think about it but I never really put much thought in to it.
Where is it?
Is it this weekend?
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Yeah man this Saturday and Sunday - at Bruntingthorpe Proving Grounds.
 
mikeyg said:
Can anyone lend me a nice young lady for some pasty smashing for the next few weeks.
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Is yours away? Since I smashed my mrs pasty and got her pregnant she hasn't wanted any more pasty smashing, so it'd be no use borrowing her i'm afraid, sorry.
 
W3STY said:
I'm up in Huntingdon this weekend seeing the bird and it's only an hour from Bruntingthorpe :think: Can I just turn up and get in?
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Yeah you can! but you might not be able to get in the ASN parking lot - aka cool down spot between going down the strip
 
crazy88 said:
Is yours away? Since I smashed my mrs pasty and got her pregnant she hasn't wanted any more pasty smashing, so it'd be no use borrowing her i'm afraid, sorry.
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No she is not away,not feeling great at the minute and is about to feel a whole lot worse, bless her.
 
Morning chaps

Been up since 5am working :( i hate Friday's

Sun is shining, and i gotta be up London later today so it's looking good :)

Then getting munted round a mates house whilst his sister brings back her mate for a 3some :p
 
All this talk makes me sad, sex life is not great with stuff going on at the minute,prob wont have it for the next 3 weeks!! And then i have to skin up,until i have had the snip and been passed all clear, so that will be a few months.

Rubbish
 
W3STY said:
One of my mates spitted this bird in Wales with his uni mate. They got a pack of cards out and started playing snap on her back lol. That incident has always been referred to as the Welsh Roast Lamb ;)
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Bwaaahahahahaha :lmfao:

Might have to incorporate that into tonight

Best one for me was spit roasting a girl with my mate whilst chelsea VS liverpool was on the TV. I'm a chelsea boy and he supports liverpool so we were cheering and arguing whilst this poor bird was getting nailed at both ends :laugh:

mikeyg said:
All this talk makes me sad, sex life is not great with stuff going on at the minute,prob wont have it for the next 3 weeks!! And then i have to skin up,until i have had the snip and been passed all clear, so that will be a few months.

Rubbish
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*man hug*
 
smudge_don said:
Bwaaahahahahaha :lmfao:

Might have to incorporate that into tonight

Best one for me was spit roasting a girl with my mate whilst chelsea VS liverpool was on the TV. I'm a chelsea boy and he supports liverpool so we were cheering and arguing whilst this poor bird was getting nailed at both ends :laugh:



*man hug*
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Thanks for that!!


And the only way that situation could have been better if it was the north london derby and Spurs won! That would probably be my idea of heaven!
 
mikeyg said:
All this talk makes me sad, sex life is not great with stuff going on at the minute,prob wont have it for the next 3 weeks!! And then i have to skin up,until i have had the snip and been passed all clear, so that will be a few months.

Rubbish
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I feel your pain my friend! 19 weeks pregnant and i think i've had it 3 times, maybe 4! Ah well. I live vicariously through you lot on here, lol.
 
Full of win!!

4. spiderman

When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that **** at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.
I was banging this *****, then I pulled a spiderman on her.
 
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