Having the snip??

aythree said:
A guy at work had it done (36yrs old). A couple of weeks later he came up to me in the office and said "here, look at this", and shoved his phone under my nose, and there it was, a photo of his **** and balls in phantom black.

No way would I ever have it done. I'd become a monk before I let anyone yank tubes out of my ball bag and light them up with a swan vesta.
No way. Not on my watch.
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I did exactly the same to the boys in work with me, but i didnt use a photo.........did show the women in the office a pic though.
 
You young ones think thats bad, just wait until you need a prostate check up..............gnarrrrrr....ooooppphhhhhhh.
 
lol.


Mikey - have you looked into what happens to the sperm once the tubes have been blocked???
Where do they go? Do they perform a U-turn/3 point turn and head back to the balls?

I've heard that when a man who's had a vasectomy orgasms there is a risk of him getting himself pregnant. Kinda defeats the purpose, doesn't it.
 
It just disolves and is naturally absorbed by the body apparently!

I shall let you know if i fall pregnant, but im thinking i will be ok. If i do i dont think id keep it!
 
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I had it done last year, then two days later went to Scotland on holidayfor the week - bad move! Some people say that they are not affected by it, but for me it should have been feet up and rest. My wife did all the driving and I sat in the back with my foot up on the front centre arm rest. It didn't look too odd on the M6 because my eldest sat in the front which he enjoyed. We did quite a bit of walking, including Walaces Monument which for any fit person is still a bit of a treck. But I was in agony walking like a crippled John Wayne. Once the horse tranquilizers my uncle gave me kicked in, I was a lot better to the point that I was able to drive us home.

During the operation you feel a sharp sting when they insert the needle, but after that everything goes numb and all you can feel is the sergeon playing with you!!:crying: Afterwards all thats left is a dull ache. If you are anything like me, I would highly recommend resting for a couple of days, then take it very easy for the rest of the week.
 
I had it done about 4 years ago, it's fine, nothing more than a dull ache. Trust me, it look's a lot worse than it is, and if you have scalpel less surgery, there is no blood, no stitches and you get to watch your balls smoking away while it's done!! lol The feeling of having another man playing with your nuts is a bit weird, and you get a slight tugging sensation when he hooks the vas deferens. But you may enjoy it?!

Best choice i ever made imho

I drove myself there and back due to the wife going to centre parcs for our wedding anniversary, i drove up to join her the following morning, and yes, i did perform the deed, just carefully :eek:)
 
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aythree said:
I'm not sure you fully understand the procedure mate. :lmfao:
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He did say he wants the ultimate assurance that it won't happen again! What's more definitive than cutting your **** off. :) It'll definitely stop any future possibilities.
 
might be a stupid question but do you still ejaculate after gettin this done? never knew anyone to ask
 
DaveA3 said:
might be a stupid question but do you still ejaculate after gettin this done? never knew anyone to ask
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Not a stupid question at all mate, but yes you do.Apparently there is no obvious change i quantity or anything, just does not contain sperm!

I think the wife wishes it stopped it all though!
 
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I think you guys need some educating.......

vasjm.jpg


The vas deferens is the tube that is snipped. This stops the sperm (tadpoles) which is produced in the balls from mixing with the semen (ejactulate/come) which is produced in the prostate and released during orgasm.
Therefore the only fluid that comes out of the japs eye of the **** via the urethra tube (where your wee wee comes out) is sperm free semen.


And here is what it looks like after....

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Thanks for the diagrams,im just a little surprised they are so tame, knowing you i thought they could have been much more graphic and off putting!!
 
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mikeyg said:
Not a stupid question at all mate, but yes you do.Apparently there is no obvious change i quantity or anything, just does not contain sperm!

I think the wife wishes it stopped it all though!
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ahh ok cool. Just wouldnt be right if it stopped all together. every time would just feel like its missing something. (quite literally)
If that was the case i would never get it done.

Good to hear it doesnt. cheers
 
Haahaa Aythreee you crack me up every time!!! Great pics, bet that took you all morning sorting them! lol

On a serious note and only from what we have found. The fluid is a little different after but better not worse!!!!!!!!!
 
I could have never edited those pics, they'd have got me far too aroused! Seeing a cartoon weiner would send me over the edge.

And sarah...details? :p
 
Quantity or colour? There's a whole range of things we need to know before we let some doctor with a soldering iron near our man bits.
 
Sarah's A3 said:
Haahaa Aythreee you crack me up every time!!! Great pics, bet that took you all morning sorting them!
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Nope, I prepared them years ago... just in case I ever bought an Audi, joined an Audi forum, and one of its members decided on having the snip.
It was a long shot but obviously paid off. :rolleyes:
 
lol, consistancy is more watery!!! Taste is fainter and colour stays the same really. So im told lol!!!!!!! :whip: :tapedshut:

Beef up boys! Theres only a small soldering iron, pains not too bad, swellings makes things bigger lol and you are free to play with no worries! And all you feel is a little *****!
 
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aythree said:
Nope, I prepared them years ago... just in case I ever bought an Audi, joined an Audi forum, and one of its members decided on having the snip.
It was a long shot but obviously paid off. :rolleyes:
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Flippin heck, your pc must have all sorts on it in that case!!!! Bet its all alphabetically ordered too! :moa:
 
Sarah's A3 said:
lol, consistancy is more watery!!! Taste is fainter and colour stays the same really. So im told lol!!!!!!! :whip: :tapedshut:

Beef up boys! Theres only a small soldering iron, pains not too bad, swellings makes things bigger lol and you are free to play with no worries! And all you feel is a little *****!
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See tbh the only thing SHE would be worried about is does it still stain as bad :eyebrows:
 
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STAIN!!! lol what are you on about!!!! Its not about laundry days! Im not that kind of female! lol
 
So do i have to carry out some scientific research and do some before and afters!

im sure the missus will love the taste test, i think she might have to repeat the process a few times just to make sure there is a difference!
 
Sarah's A3 said:
STAIN!!! lol what are you on about!!!! Its not about laundry days! Im not that kind of female! lol
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Fair enough...
im just tired of getting blamed for ruining her clothes after a spontaneous act of passion!

what about hair?? does it come out of hair any easier???

Hmm what other things do i get in trouble for?? :think:
 
itwasntme187 said:
Fair enough...
im just tired of getting blamed for ruining her clothes after a spontaneous act of passion!

what about hair?? does it come out of hair any easier???

Hmm what other things do i get in trouble for?? :think:
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Hmmm maybe shes too fusy! Maybe you should take her mind off things like that lol Its easy to do!!!!!
 
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