ASN's Pub

Your right bout the NSFW, Might be a good idea to add it.
Since the mods are the only one who can do, i'll let them make that call.

I could not work with my misses, no way. Just wont work. lol

Where is welly?
Pics of a good looking women and no welly.
Something must be up.
 
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I didnt either, but i did watch a junior doctors thing,where a young lady doctor had to treat a man with a toilet brush stuck up his bum!
 
That does sound like it is a bit of an eye opener.

And Westle done get confused and think your playing COD!
 
Resealable can. Amazing!

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Didnt know they existed! But rarely drink energy or fizzy drinks to be honest. Just sit here with my pint of water and a few cups of green tea.
 
I just bought the new Duke Nukem game and its currently downloading and should ready to play for when I get home at 01:00 this morning. :)

Is the PS play network thingy all back up and working now?
 
Yep its all sorted and back online,with 2 free games to download!

Get home at 01.00??? What are you up to?
 
mikeyg said:
Didnt know they existed! But rarely drink energy or fizzy drinks to be honest. Just sit here with my pint of water and a few cups of green tea.
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Its very rare I ever drink any thing fizzy or coffee or tea related.
My daily working drink is 1.5pint glass with water and vimto and a flash with slim fast in it.

Misses bought it for me as its new, so its rude not to drink it.
 
Thats good for you PS gamers.
Did the hackers take all your personal PSN details?
What they doing with it?

I'm over my mates house tonight, indian and film night.
 
Westle said:
Have you claimed your 2 free games? What's the deal with that?
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I downloaded Little Big Planet last night,and now have to decide which other one for my 2nd game, probably Infamous or ratchet and Clank.

Was nice and straight forward to do and didnt take to long to download.
 
Westle said:
Can you download any game from the store then?
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No, there is a choice of 5 to download.

Little Big Planet
Infamous
Wipeout HD
Dead Nation
Ratchet and Clank (Quest for Booty)

Basically you log into the store,and click on the welcome back icon,then can download any 2 of the above.
 
Oh,and also you get a free months membership to Playstation Plus,which i believe you can get some free games through that,but not 100%
 
That girl is hot! :) And Axios, as for finding your friends cousin in a naughty naughty film, that's always been something i've always thought would be cool, but would never happen! Oh well. :)

I need to claim my ps3 games, I might fire the beast up tonight, I haven't been online since before it all went tits up for Sony, not had chance. :(
 
Axios said:
Your right bout the NSFW, Might be a good idea to add it.
Since the mods are the only one who can do, i'll let them make that call.
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I'll go with the consensus, personally I feel that given as most of you guys are at work when you post in here anyway (apparently...), and as it's such a long running and popular thread that most people would have a good idea of the content in here (which 99% of the time is harmless non-offensive banter) it's not required.

mikeyg said:
I didnt either, but i did watch a junior doctors thing,where a young lady doctor had to treat a man with a toilet brush stuck up his bum!
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I saw that, brilliant. "I was walking into the bathroom feeling a bit sleepy when i lost balance and tripped and the toilet brush handle went up my bottom".... yeh right mate ..... how the doctor kept a straight face I shall never know!
 
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I saw that, brilliant. "I was walking into the bathroom feeling a bit sleepy when i lost balance and tripped and the toilet brush handle went up my bottom".... yeh right mate ..... how the doctor kept a straight face I shall never know!
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Is that what he said? hahahahaha, that just made my day. I think I want to watch it now just to see the doctor's reaction. I couldn't handle it, if there's ever an inappropriate situation to laugh you can guarantee i'll be laughing my socks off.
 
I'd never heard of Kate Upton, but wiki'd her and saw that she's only 18 years old! (19 tomorrow).
And I tell you what else... I'd love to have a wander around her Upton Park.


Also found her doing the "dougie".

 
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Axios said:
Where is welly?
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Cool. :)

I found my mates GF's cusion on a porn site once.
I bought the DVD just to see what she did, it was all for educational reasons, honest.
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Bulls**t.... What did she do? That sounds awesome.... Jealous.

Dane said:
obviously Welly's not up yet so I say, in his stead, I'd smash her pasty in! ;)
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Yes dude, I would indeed bash her lettuce one believe me...

Gti Jazz Blue said:
Busy - LOL
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Indeed I was....
 
crazy88 said:
Is that what he said? hahahahaha, that just made my day. I think I want to watch it now just to see the doctor's reaction. I couldn't handle it, if there's ever an inappropriate situation to laugh you can guarantee i'll be laughing my socks off.
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I know what you mean, i would have had to walk away.Could not control my laughter!

But how unfortunate,if your going to fall over in the bathroom what are the chances of actually landing straight on the toilet brush! I count myself lucky as a few years ago i slipped and ended up with just a cracked rib!!
 
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Welly said:
Bulls**t.... What did she do? That sounds awesome.... Jealous.
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Some softcore stuff for television X. she got her gash out and every thing though, so it was worth the £2.99. lol

smudge_don said:
I ****ing hate knobs on eBay!!!
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Did you buy any thing off me?
I posted it all yesterday. :)

Thanks for that Aythree. :)
 
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