ASN's Pub

jojo said:
As the weather was nice, I took my son out for so GeoCaching(google it if you don't know what it is). As this was my first time round, FAILURE is not an option!! So after 10 minutes of scouring the same spot, I finally found the blasted thing hidden away at the bottom of a tree.

Success at last!! But my follow up from finding the container and filling my details inside was something attacking me from behind. I seriously have no idea what it was, it was a sharp pain into the back of my neck and I panicked, and I was brushing hard to flick whatever it was away from my neck and was worried about my son at the same time. After about 10 seconds, I finally composed myself and called the missus to pick me up, but I was still in pain, and I had some blood on my hands. My neck was bleeding, and I couldn't see anything!

Anyways, the cavalry arrived, and she spotted 3 scratches on my neck, nothing serious, but I was still in pain, but can't think what it could have been that got me?

Back home now recovering, and work in 3hours, how nice! lol
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Ouch Joe, sounds painful! Hope it didnt swell too much!!! Was it an insect sting???? We got stung one year by hornets!!! Really painful!
 
Where was junior at the time of the alleged attack? ;)
I'm still sporting cuts to the nose and cheek from a double combo I revived just for removing a bib. ... Can't trust the little people, they'll have you soon as Yr guard is down haha.
 
damo.h said:
Where was junior at the time of the alleged attack? ;)
I'm still sporting cuts to the nose and cheek from a double combo I revived just for removing a bib. ... Can't trust the little people, they'll have you soon as Yr guard is down haha.
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Standing next to me wondering what I was doing, I had to stay calm for his sake. lol Think he was quite worried when mummy came to pick us up, he's only 7, but a brave and intelligent lad.

Pain killers have worn off, it still stings, but I'm still breathing, it hasn't swollen up or anything, really have no idea what it could have been, it felt like it dug into my skin!
 
Let's hope it's nothing that buries an egg like a tic worm. Lol
Did you hear any buzzing to say it was an insect ?
 
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Have you started to foam at the mouth yet?? Probably just the normal female over reaction lol

Aliens

Cut Yr fingernails just in case;)
 
Well i'm feeling surprisingly good despite the amount i have had to drink this weekend

Spunked over £400 but had a great time!!! Brighton on Friday night, Epsom derby day Saturday and then out to Spearmint Rhino last night

Somehow the ex is still giving me grief. She rang me last night as i was getting into a cab n had some girls with me, so she somehow takes that as i was rubbing it in her face, just because i had girls with me and i answered her call.....errrrm....what!?

Sod her, bring on the many weekends of being single!!!
 
Morning one and all.

I had some issues with HTC customer service and after several weeks they sent me me a new Desire HD and a couple of days later they sent me another one.
I now have 2 Desire HDs, one i'm using and one sat in a box doing nothing.
Does any one want a unbranded Desire HD? :)
 
Axios said:
Morning one and all.

I had some issues with HTC customer service and after several weeks they sent me me a new Desire HD and a couple of days later they sent me another one.
I now have 2 Desire HDs, one i'm using and one sat in a box doing nothing.
Does any one want a unbranded Desire HD? :)
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LOL, epic, that's exactly what happened to me.

Good work. :thumbsup:
 
Due to Focus DIY going under, and them having MASSIVE sales on everything, I shall be going there and buying like a mad man.

Everything has about 65% off, so I shall be buying all the paint I need, and all the laminate flooring I need as well. Plus anything else I fancy... lol.
 
audi upgrades
Also, bought me a Chimanea/BBQ thing at the weekend. The first piece of furniture I bought isn't anything to go in the house? Madness....

lol

Wicked for fires though... :eyebrows:

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And....

house.jpg
 
That's ace dude! Nice to see it's all going through. I may have to go take a look at focus DIY, but don't think there's one near me :(
 
crazy88 said:
That's ace dude! Nice to see it's all going through. I may have to go take a look at focus DIY, but don't think there's one near me :(
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There is one just in the next town, so I am going, with my credit cards and three cars to take all the stuff home.... hehehe.
 
You got the house already Welly!? Mine's been going on for nearly 8 months and i'm a 1st time buyer and the place is empty!!! :wtf:
 
smudge_don said:
You got the house already Welly!? Mine's been going on for nearly 8 months and i'm a 1st time buyer and the place is empty!!! :wtf:
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Not in there yet bud, but it's all going through.

As you can see, they've already put the sold signs up - they don't mess about down here.

Normally is through within about 6 weeks from offer acceptance.
 
Nice digs dude!

Are you sure you dont want to make a pit in the drive???
 
Westle said:
A pit would be wicked but I think you need to get planning permission to dig down that deep plus you need to check there's no underground pipework.
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Sod the planning permission - I'm more concerned about what would happen to my testicles should I even breath that idea to the missus.

No more kids for me, and I would be very squeaky for some time.
 
Westle said:
Well you've certainly changed your tune from the Welly who was singing his gf praises 2 weeks ago lol.
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Normally she's OK, but yesterday and today she's being a right pain in the ****.

I'm tired and irritable which probably doesn't help to be honest.
 
If it helps dude, it's jam butty season at my house this week.
And boy is she on one this month. I'm just Glad it's this week and next as we're on our hol's.
You got her insured lol
 
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