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less stuff breaking = Happier owner. Happyier owner = More money spent on car = more mods = more bhp = more heat = more cooling = more meth = Cooler = better. Better = longer lasting. Longer lasting = happier engine. Happy engine = less stuff breaking.

Round round round we go. :)

I think I got a bit carried away. lol
 
Axios said:
less stuff breaking = Happier owner. Happyier owner = More money spent on car = more mods = more bhp = more heat = more cooling = more meth = Cooler = better. Better = longer lasting. Longer lasting = happier engine. Happy engine = less stuff breaking.

Round round round we go. :)

I think I got a bit carried away. lol
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Maniac.....
 
Westle said:
Why is it that we always manage to derail the mechanical threads with complete crap then we come over to the PUB thread and derail the crap with mechanical talk ;)
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Yeah, it's funny how that works isn't it. We've got it all **** about face....
 
All sounds like a lot of money to me!

Im just jealous as my modding days appear to have gone:3sadwalk:
 
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Welly said:
That'll be me soon. Well, got the kid already! lol.
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As soon as you tie the knot she'll put her foot down mate, dont do it. Since I split up with my bird I've had so much more time and money to spend on the car. I'm now with a new bird but only see her at weekends and she's sweet about it all..... at the moment!
 
Westle said:
As soon as you tie the knot she'll put her foot down mate, dont do it. Since I split up with my bird I've had so much more time and money to spend on the car. I'm now with a new bird but only see her at weekends and she's sweet about it all..... at the moment!
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They are all sweet in the beginning, enjoy while it lasts!!
 
Don't get married as that's when the sex stops...except for when they want a kid! I was tricked again by it all as she wanted a 2nd one! DAMN YOU WOMEN!!!! I'm practically a virgin again, pfft!
 
crazy88 said:
Don't get married as that's when the sex stops...except for when they want a kid! I was tricked again by it all as she wanted a 2nd one! DAMN YOU WOMEN!!!! I'm practically a virgin again, pfft!
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Might stop for you!!Maybe my wife is different.

And still get plenty of Playstation time!
 
I haven't been on my PS3 in weeks, like since mid april I think. I now have a very tight deadline to decorate a whole house before Nov 17th (baby no.2 due date).

And Mikey G/ Welly...sod off, we don't need your type around here boasting of your sexual activities to make us regular married men even more disheartened.
 
crazy88 said:
And Mikey G/ Welly...sod off, we don't need your type around here boasting of your sexual activities to make us regular married men even more disheartened.
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I feel for you mate, some weeks its good some are bad,but hey on those bad weeks there is always porn!
 
crazy88 said:
And Mikey G/ Welly...sod off, we don't need your type around here boasting of your sexual activities to make us regular married men even more disheartened.
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lol, my missus is like a sex devil possessed maniac. It's too much at times, seriously.
 
I honestly don't imagine myself ever saying that! lol. There's more chance of her changing colour, ala michael jackson, than there is her becoming a 'sex devil possessed maniac'.

Still, there are advantages....somewhere, hopefully! lol. Ah yes, we save money on condoms! wahooooooooo.
 
Crazy, Just wash them out after..........if you ever needed to that is. :think:

Nice steady bit of ***, some times more, some times less but allways once a week and if i need any thing for the car I just ask the misses, she says how much and pays. :D
Happy days. :)
Well, untill I asked the paint work to be done, then I had to buy her some ugg boots. lol
 
Welly said:
What is the fascination with those? I think they look ****** stupid.
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They was designed for men origanly. lol
I'm not that bothered by them, they just look like warm leather wellys (not many of you but the boots) to me.
But she has Raynalds (sp) blood disorder and they should help stop her toes from going black.
 
Im also quite lucky in the fact my missus doesnt spend loads of money on shoes/clothes, and if she wants to buy something she tends to ask me first if we can afford it, as she has no idea what money we have in the bank!!

And she does not own any ugg boots!
 
Welly said:
Have you ever had one of those moments where you wish you had kept it shut?

Because I have that right now...
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lol,
Dont worry dude.
It happens.

Makes winter time in bed entertaining, I spend most my time jumping out of the bed when her freezing cold blue/black/white hands try and touch me. I can handle the cold but this feels like i'm in bed with frosties wife!!
 
Axios said:
Makes winter time in bed entertaining, I spend most my time jumping out of the bed when her freezing cold blue/black/white hands try and touch me. I can handle the cold but this feels like i'm in bed with frosties wife!!
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Does this look familiar?

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(Sorry, couldn't help it....:friends:)
 
Look at the size of them snow boobs!!!!!!!!!!

We just had a random fire alarm at work and I missed out on so many random posts it seems.

Ugg boots, wife refuses to buy any. She's tight, so hard;y spends anything, but insists I spend all my evenings and weekends decorating, yay! To be fair, I do have two bikes which I am allowed to spend an abundance of money on, and get immensely more pleasure from riding them as i do her, muhaha.
 
crazy88 said:
Look at the size of them snow boobs!!!!!!!!!!

We just had a random fire alarm at work and I missed out on so many random posts it seems.

Ugg boots, wife refuses to buy any. She's tight, so hard;y spends anything, but insists I spend all my evenings and weekends decorating, yay! To be fair, I do have two bikes which I am allowed to spend an abundance of money on, and get immensely more pleasure from riding them as i do her, muhaha.
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Peddle or motor bikes?

which do you take your time over riding cause it might be your last for a long time? :)
 
Peddle bikes. I cycle to work so have a road bike (with flat bars though), and a mountain bike for fun times, which I much prefer to use. Recently went to Coed Y Brenin in Wales to the trail centre there, it was absolutely brilliant!
 
give 'us' or 'me'

Edit: Wow! theres a whole new page here that my browser decided not to take me to,
 
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