ASN's Pub

Actually, since the sun is out, I'm going outside to tinker with my mk2 golf, the starter motor seems to have died last week.

How many cars do you have? I think i've counted 5 so far :ohmy:

I love mk2 golf's, they're rather nice indeed.
 
I just moved offices.
I'm now sat in my old office with the other IT lads.

And now i'm bored again and sat in a place that I dont like so much.
O well.
 
How many cars do you have? I think i've counted 5 so far :ohmy:

I love mk2 golf's, they're rather nice indeed.

4 outside the house, 1 in the garage. :)

Can't get the ****** starter motor off the mk2, it's parked on a slight incline, so I'm not jacking it up to whack on axle stands! Grrrrr
 
4 outside the house, 1 in the garage. :)

Can't get the ****** starter motor off the mk2, it's parked on a slight incline, so I'm not jacking it up to whack on axle stands! Grrrrr

Do it, My gti is on a incline.
It gives you so much more room underneth once its jacked up. Bit hair raising getting it on and off the stands though. :)

I do too - a collection of reprobates and 'tards. Lush.

Sounds like here but with added fitness nuts.

Any women?
 
Do it, My gti is on a incline.
It gives you so much more room underneth once its jacked up. Bit hair raising getting it on and off the stands though. :)

I would if I didn't have a bad experience, I dropped my Passat onto the ground and knackered the OEM jack in the process in the same spot, so I'm not going to do it again! lol Luckily, my jap motor has a scissor type jack that I could wedge under the plastic sideskirt(I was surprised it held up, but I had no choice) and raised it up!!
 
Any women?

Yes actually, quite a few. But this new bird that started last week frankly has THE best *** I have EVER seen. Every time she walk's past I drool, and I have to just watch it wiggle up the office.

I try and be sly, but I'll be busted before long.
 
Yes actually, quite a few. But this new bird that started last week frankly has THE best *** I have EVER seen. Every time she walk's past I drool, and I have to just watch it wiggle up the office.

I try and be sly, but I'll be busted before long.

It's a scandal! Pics???

Turns out everyone forgot about the picture of my 'view' so I didnt get in trouble woop!
 
I would if I didn't have a bad experience, I dropped my Passat onto the ground and knackered the OEM jack in the process in the same spot, so I'm not going to do it again! lol Luckily, my jap motor has a scissor type jack that I could wedge under the plastic sideskirt(I was surprised it held up, but I had no choice) and raised it up!!

Thats the fault then, Your using the OEm jacks. They are utter *****!!

It's a scandal! Pics???

Turns out everyone forgot about the picture of my 'view' so I didnt get in trouble woop!

Yes, deffo pics.
We need pics of this woderfull ***. I'm in an office of 8 blokes all over 35.

Dane, you was lucky then mate.
 
Yes, deffo pics.
We need pics of this woderfull ***. I'm in an office of 8 blokes all over 35.

LOL, I'm toying with the idea of just outright asking her if I can have a photo of her bum...

I wouldn't mind her knowing I'd quite like a go.... :D
 
LOL, I'm toying with the idea of just outright asking her if I can have a photo of her bum...

I wouldn't mind her knowing I'd quite like a go.... :D

:rock: Let us know how you get on. No girls in my office either...booooooo. I am at a uni though so the corridors are littered with hot females, WIN. And coming up to summer when it becomes unbelievable! I will try sneak some pics when I can :)
 
LOL, I'm toying with the idea of just outright asking her if I can have a photo of her bum...

I wouldn't mind her knowing I'd quite like a go.... :D

Do it.
You can say its for me if you want. Honesty seems to work when it envolves completmenting (SP) a women.
 
:rock: Let us know how you get on. No girls in my office either...booooooo. I am at a uni though so the corridors are littered with hot females, WIN. And coming up to summer when it becomes unbelievable! I will try sneak some pics when I can :)

Thats great, I'm starting to hate my job even more now.
There is no fit women in here at all.
Stupid Navy.
 
Mental images, must... throw up everywhere...
 
Outbid on some RS6's by £5 :ermm:

Got myself a bluetooth car kit now though, finally.. have been pushing my luck for way to long.

I bought a Bluetooth kit for mine, had one attempt at fitting it and it didn't work. Then I moved house and have no time now. A job for summer I think. :)
 
Morning lads.

I've had a entertaining morning but I need to post some pics of it.
Sadly photobucket is blocked by work so i need a alternative.
Any recomendations?
 
email them to me and i'll upload them, ha! I'm well intrigued by this now. My morning has been a regular thursday moring thus far :(
 
email them to me and i'll upload them, ha! I'm well intrigued by this now. My morning has been a regular thursday moring thus far :(

I dont have your email any more mate, It was on my old phone. Can you PM me it and i'll send em over.

I brought my bike in to work today and had a quick ride.
I'm fecked, Did not think I was this unfit.
 
I'm happy enough, the missus is now away in Spain for a week with her parents - leaving me a WHOLE WEEK to work on Bumble without aggro.

Amazing. :)

Will miss her a bit though, I do seem to have become quite fond of her.... :-/
 
I'm happy enough, the missus is now away in Spain for a week with her parents - leaving me a WHOLE WEEK to work on Bumble without aggro.

Amazing. :)

Will miss her a bit though, I do seem to have become quite fond of her.... :-/

You got just under a week to see how far you can get with the bird with the perfect ***?

My misses was away for 3 weeks bout a month ago and it was great.
I got back in to my morning and afternoon routen, It was amazing. :)
 
You got just under a week to see how far you can get with the bird with the perfect ***?

Hmmmm, now see the problem is this: I used to have no morals or conscience. I mean at all. No problem doing things I shouldn't be doing at all.

However, I seem to have developed one over the last 18 months or so.... I think I've lost it.

I'd have a go - but not sure I could go through with it.
 
I'm happy enough, the missus is now away in Spain for a week with her parents - leaving me a WHOLE WEEK to work on Bumble without aggro.

Amazing. :)

Will miss her a bit though, I do seem to have become quite fond of her.... :-/

I think the only time my mrs has gone for more than a day was last year when she had her tonsils out so went to live with her parents. Sounds nice except that she made me rip out all the old bathroom and fit a new one. The devious lady knew there was no time for resting as I had to work hard to make sure I didn't need to crap in the garden. :(

I pm'd you Axios!
 
Hmmmm, now see the problem is this: I used to have no morals or conscience. I mean at all. No problem doing things I shouldn't be doing at all.

However, I seem to have developed one over the last 18 months or so.... I think I've lost it.

I'd have a go - but not sure I could go through with it.

It happens when you meet the right woman! haha. We fully expect some new swimsuit pics from your lady friend in Spain though! :)