ASN's Pub

[ScottD3]

Its monday.
Another week of doing nothing.

Well, I might have something to do. Got a team of 4 people from our future employer to check on our processes and do 100% audit of every IT equipment that the two network teams support.
Might be fun.

I think i'll go and hide with the boat engineers and see if I have a play on a fast rib.

I've almost completed Dragon Age II, 60 hours in to it. Thats good going, better than the 6 hours to compelte black ops.


Good weekend all?

Any thing interesting happen?

 

[crazy88]

I watched comic relief which I loved. I dunno what you people think of James cordon but he cracks me up. His sketch this year was brilliant.

Kids birthday parties and family parties made me glad to get to work for the rest

 

[Welly]

Good weekend all?

Any thing interesting happen?

Split up with the missus, got back together again after she did some *** kissing (not literally).

Gave up smoking.

Saw some ASN peeps at Badger 5. Took Dane out in my car and made him laugh like a little girl....

Cleaned and polished the S3.

Took some photos to send off to Performance VW.

That's it.

 

[ScottD3]

I watched comic relief which I loved. I dunno what you people think of James cordon but he cracks me up. His sketch this year was brilliant.

Kids birthday parties and family parties made me glad to get to work for the rest

Not seen it and not seen much of his stuff.
Should really watch tele more.

Split up with the missus, got back together again after she did some *** kissing (not literally).

Gave up smoking.

Saw some ASN peeps at Badger 5. Took Dane out in my car and made him laugh like a little girl....

Cleaned and polished the S3.

Took some photos to send off to Performance VW.

That's it.

Is this the weekend of spliting up?
I know 3 other people who split up this weekend and got back together.
At least there is make up sex to look forward to.

Read your Badger thread. sucks about your BHP.
If it is the turbo, you going to upgrade it?

Cool photos, entering them in to the photo comp?

 

[Welly]

Not seen it and not seen much of his stuff.
Should really watch tele more.



Is this the weekend of spliting up?
I know 3 other people who split up this weekend and got back together.
At least there is make up sex to look forward to.

Read your Badger thread. sucks about your BHP.
If it is the turbo, you going to upgrade it?

Cool photos, entering them in to the photo comp?

Nothing wrong with my BHP dude, that was Westle....

No, it's being featured in the built not bought section which is cool

 

[ScottD3]

Ahh, I'll re-read it.

Sweet, Nice one dude.
Well done.

 

[Welly]

Ahh, I'll re-read it.

Sweet, Nice one dude.
Well done.

Cheers bud, will certainly help it sell when I sell it anyway if nothing else...

 

[Welly]

im gonna split up with my missus if she dont stop. She started ranting about why men watch porn (me) on facebook after she found a link in my history (rookie mistake i know) and now shes ******* off big time!

I know the feeling. It's not all bad though, my bird is next to a nympho, so I don't need to watch porn, she just lets me bang her whenever I want which is handy. lol

Our 'wobble' was due to her being a **** as well - long story....

 

[ScottD3]

I like nice productive weekends.
I can't handle sitting on my *** doing nothing.

As long as i watch legal porn the misses dont really care.
She does get a bit worried when I get bored and search for random words on porn sites or porn parodies.

I did attemp to use Chip-ex over the weekend. Not that sure on it at the moment.
Any of you guys used it?

 

[Welly]

Not used it personally, what are your thoughts?

 

[ScottD3]

It depends on the size of the chip your trying to repair.
a deep chip or a chip of large size is hard to do. you dont get any way to fill the chip, apart from fill it with paint. No laqure but you can do that your self.
The way they tell you to level the paint or remove the excess from around it is a good idea but most of the time i'm just removeing the paint from in side the scratch it self.
You do get alot of colour coded paint and polish for your money but for the price and what you get I'd recomend getting the touch up pens from Audi and some really small fine brushes from where ever you can and normal polish.
But this is just my thoughts and views on it.
Others might very.

I got some pics, i'll try and get them up if i think they are worthy.

 

[ScottD3]

I understand that you would not fully remove the scratches.
I guess I was expecting more going be the other reviews and pics.

May be paint, laquer and polish it with some G3 sort of compound?

 

[Welly]

G3 rocks. I lurrrrve G3.

 

[jojo]

I'm waiting for the third thing to go wrong with my Passat, had a flat tyre last week with 300kgs worth of stock in the boot, so limped it 5 miles back to my work place killing the tyre in the process. Today on my weekly stock run, had smoke coming out my brakes when I got to Costco carpark, seized frikin caliper, drove 30mph back to work lol.... NEXT!

 

[monkey_lewis]

yeah good luck comes in 3s put it this way, if you were driving along and had a blow out flat tyre with 300kgs of stock in the boot then maybe this could have been a different story... ive only just fixed my polo from where some C**T!!!!!!! reversed into the front of it!!! WAN**R!!!!

 

[ScottD3]

I've noticed an increase wheel and tyre damager over the last couple of days.
Not sure why or how.
My mate was driving home and he had a blow out in his VRS. When he was telling me I thought it was no biggy, he was going slow then I remember he's running 20" wheels. Not the best thing, The alloy seems ok.
Another mate was going going home after a evening out with his wife and on the way home at about 20-30mph his tyre decided to let go and this is what he was left with.

This has been sat at the end of out street since friday. He lives two doors down from me, i've not seen him to ask him what happened but how do you damage both wheels on the drivers side of a van/car?

JoJo, Good luck with your third thing. He's hoping its something cheap and easy.

Lewis, did this C U Next Tuesday bloke drive off or leave any details? I'm assuming he just drove off. I hate that!!

WooHoo meeting with the ToSP team. IT take over team, not sure what the ToSP means.
I've never been so busy.

 

[mikeyg]

Morning all!

Was hoping someone could give me some motivation as i seem to have lost all mine!!

 

[ScottD3]

Morning all!

Was hoping someone could give me some motivation as i seem to have lost all mine!!

What is this M word you speak of?

I might finish off my search for porn on the servers.
I spend all days yesterday watching missle test launches, missle nose cams and attack helos attacking people and stuff.

 

[ScottD3]

Mikey, you never had a proper interview?
Lucky man.
My girl friend only ever had 1 proper interview for a part time sales assitant. 5 years later shes the manager of one of the highest earning shops in the area and no interviews. Some people are lucky.
I'm not jealous at all.

 

[mikeyg]

Mikey, you never had a proper interview?
Lucky man.

Not really no, first job just walked into a few workshops asking if they wanted a mechanic as an apprentice, one was like yes ok!

They probably werent too fussed as only paid about £30 a week! Then from there every job has basically been word of mouth, people recomending me, so the interviews have been short and sweet.

My favourite was when i was head hunted, the owner of the company took me out for a curry!! Didnt take his job in the end though!

 

[ScottD3]

Thats what interviews should be I think.
Nice and relaxed but professional.


Dont think i've ever had a relaxed interview.
Had some really crap ones.
Group interview was the worse. I hated that and so happy I never got the job, I would have turned it down.

 

[mikeyg]

At the minute i would kind of like a new career, getting bored off what im doing. But the job is easy and its ****** good money!

Cant just leave to start again as missus only works 2 days a week, and i have 2 kids and a dog to feed. As well as my mortgage!

 

[ScottD3]

what you doing at the moment?
If you dont mind me asking.

I'm bored of IT but got no idea what to do about it really.

 

[mikeyg]

I work for a motor factor, on the phone selling parts to the trade in various parts of London.

 

[Welly]

I'm bored of IT but got no idea what to do about it really.

You're just in the wrong part of 'IT' - lol, so many parts of it.

I love what I do (well, not at the moment, I'm babysitting a customer project), but being a mobile server engineer rocks.

Never two days the same. And I get to drive the S3 everywhere.

 

[ScottD3]

You might be right.
I really enjoyed being a field engineer. That job rocked.
Covering tills, servers, PC, Printers, switches, hubs any thing else they had.
Sorting issues from broken screens, ram raids to refits.

I dont think this job really helps.
Never ever happens, there are loads of projects, tech refreshes and server work going on around me but my manager does not want me to go or help out.
Its gay!!

I want to win the lottory or something and just build a garage and make things. lol

 

[Dane]

Saw some ASN peeps at Badger 5. Took Dane out in my car and made him laugh like a little girl....

Like a little girl, fair play dude it's an awesome machine!

 

[mikeyg]

Never two days the same.

That sounds good! My days are pretty much all the same. Not much fun.

 

[jb0o]

Morning all.

Gotta love the Easter Holidays

 

[mikeyg]

Morning all.

Gotta love the Easter Holidays

Got a few weeks yet!

 

[monkey_lewis]

Lewis, did this C U Next Tuesday bloke drive off or leave any details? I'm assuming he just drove off. I hate that!!

nah him and his mate got out with a baseball bat.... i got the F**k outta there then rung the old bill and insurance company, and the insurance company went well erm damage on the back of his and front of yours, u must have hit him in the back... so the police went looking for the baseball bat... DUH hes gonna have lobbed it in a hedge!! dickheads!!

 

[ScottD3]

What a crock of ****.
Do insurance companys not relise that people can have crashes going backwards as well as forwards?

My mate was on a hill waiting for the traffic lights to change and the bird in front of him rolled down the hill in to him and claimed that he hit her.
He had a number of witnesses and it still took months and a court to side in his favour.

They hit you and they got out with bats.
Run em over. lol

 

[Welly]

My mate was on a hill waiting for the traffic lights to change and the bird in front of him rolled down the hill in to him and claimed that he hit her.
He had a number of witnesses and it still took months and a court to side in his favour.

Bitch!

 

[monkey_lewis]

my answer is a witness, and AITS said they would do some stuff to prove that hes statement is basically alll wrong and then they cant side with him if its scientifically wrong.... then court, then many arguements, then just waiting, the annoying thing is ive had 2 witnesses back out on me so far because there 'scared of possible reprocussions from giving a civil statement'.... that cant be released to the the public.... what aload of back boneless to**ers

 

[ScottD3]

Thats why the criminals win really innit.
People are scared.

If everyone stood up to the criminals it would help.
Shame its easier to bow your head and hide, than stand up proud and do the right thing.

 

[Welly]

Thats why the criminals win really innit.
People are scared.

If everyone stood up to the criminals it would help.
Shame its easier to bow your head and hide, than stand up proud and do the right thing.

 

[monkey_lewis]

nooooo, its not gonna be over for a little while, and see how the insurance turns out... but it aint gonna be over brake fluid leak?? never mind.... these pikeys near where i live do alot for not much money... hahaha
is that evil or out of order or just cause for him doing it?

 

[Welly]

On a slight subject change, I am going to attempt to do as many of these in the lifts today as possible.

I will edit the post as I do them - with results...

The list:


When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you. There's no way I could do that one because unfortately mine don't come out loud."

Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "that's mine!"

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

 

[crazy88]

Those lift games are well good fun!!!! Let us know if you do any of them. Shame I never use any lifts to try them.

 

[mikeyg]

Fair play if you have the balls to try half of those!