RS3 Discussion Thread

The only reason Paul likes cayman is...it ends in man and all ****** Geordie's end everything in man....dont they man. He actually like something called a Cay but he cant help himself :)

Waye aye man Paddy Man.

Whaddya mean like man?
Seen the Queen the day like?

Yee lot doon there are reet lucky wi` gold pavements n that man.

Enjoy ya eels n shandy man!

cheers man

Paul
 
Waye aye man Paddy Man.

Whaddya mean like man?
Seen the Queen the day like?

Yee lot doon there are reet lucky wi` gold pavements n that man.

Enjoy ya eels n shandy man!

cheers man

Paul


I tried Google translator but it said...language not found ? :unsure:

Toodle pip !
 
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Come to the next VAGOC northern meet, would be like some kind of weird foreign exchange for old car nerds.

Ha ! i can just see the carpark now...200 old beetles and 3 VW campers :) Quest TV has a series filmed in Newcastle called bangalor bangers :)
 
u r ever growing into a bigger legend day in day out with these comments... just spat my coffee in keyboard :lmfao:

Highly commendable! I laughed and snotted on my hand, I half blame you, half blame my man flu.

Well stone the porn crows, just checked my domain suppliers, redtubevag.com is available, I might buy it tbh.

The only reason Paul likes cayman is...it ends in man and all ****** Geordie's end everything in man

lmfao, gotta give it to yer, classic paddy, seems the fun of old is creeping into this thread, quick shhhh before it gets closed.
 
No, no, no, no ........... you've all completely missed the point. The site should be renamed Ford.net, as they currently make cars that are way better than any German rubbish (including Porsche) ...................... apparently :p
 
Spoke to my dealer yesterday..and yes I am ready for the flaming.

He told me it is coming. Spring/summer.
 
you've all completely missed the point. The site should be renamed Ford.net

fordskin.net, yeah has a ring to it, then again so does my ******** & that doesnt miss the point at all.

Spoke to my dealer yesterday..and yes I am ready for the flaming.

He told me it is coming. Spring/summer.

For me, I find it absolutely pointless building an RS3 now on an old chassis, what a waste of time, money when the new A3 is not far behind it, we hope or will they stretch for another facelift 8P, please for the love of 8P sanity, nooooooooooooooo not another.
 
Im waiting for the new platform S3.
Or get an EVO X in the meantime as per previous posts.
I would like to see the RS3 announced soon if for no other reason than to end all of the speculation once and for all.

Nige - You would like my latest midget themed `adult drama`, "Itty Bitty Gang bang"
Its a right tear jerker.

Cheers
Paul
 
This thread has gotten me a few weird looks from my fellow coffee seekers in starbucks! :D I've lmao @ a few of the gags, think a couple of you are missing your calling in life.

PaulAr, I was looking at the scooby hatch & evo, was gonna do the scooby sti hatch till summer then read all the reviews about engines going bang and got rather ****** as STi is priced fairly well.

Definitely the most bizarre car release if it does make an appearance.... think I'll be getting a S3 SB and adding the changes if it does turn up :eyebrows:

another site suggestion...

modmyvag.net :p
 
Nige - You would like my latest midget themed `adult drama`, "Itty Bitty Gang bang"
Its a right tear jerker.

TBH Paul, the sequel had me in with a psychologist was so depressing.

& I blame Jamiekip for all this RS3 nonsense.
 
I can assure you of that mate, spirting everywhere
 
I'm taking deposits too of 5K, by the time its out I'll have invested all the money and have a return on it before I give the customers their money back saying sorry, you werent good looking enough for Audi to let you have one LOL
 
I still don't believe it, it's a hoax... ;)

Not a bad standard spec, buckets still optional, but to be expected I suppose. Lets see how much they charge for one of these, and hope it doesn't FAIL like the RS5 does so badly in the press.
 
2 things in that post makes me suspicious, first delivery dates, it seems odd that they are making deliveries early 2011, considering the usual 4-6 months wait on an order, that is way past then, as we cannot even order yet, so still think it be more 3rd quarter 2011, and second, the exhausts in the photos, I am sure I was told by the Audi Service Manager it had oval pipes each side of the car.
 
Interesting spec - 2.5TFSI - S-tronic only - Sportback only.
 
ha ha ha to all you who said it wasnt true ha ha ha

Never said it wasn't true,only that I'd wait until I'd seen it in the flesh.
Having said that,Sportback only,and those hideous option wheels.
 
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:wub: those buckets are lush!!

Seems regula tuning knew what was coming style wise!

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TBH thats more like the front it should have, quite like that.
 
Damn!! That's looking menacing :eyebrows:

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I like those seats like that, adds more character & difference, maybe more hard wearing aswell.
 
Cause you'd wanna get in & I dont want your sheep damaging them with there toenails. :p