Oh & did I mention
Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh
Don't know what you've got against him. I think he's brilliant!!
my breakfast plate is still on the floor in front of me, and so is my lunch plate.
I've not had a shower yet, or brushed my teeth, and am currently picking my nose.
Sorting car today in prep for drive in day or so, tbh been fairly ****** of since this morning & dont talk to me about fcuking spoilers, my nemesis I can assure you on many cars now arrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh & did I mention
Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh
Oh & did I mention
Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh
but its so hard to speak to her as she don't speak much English at all
Todays movies are... Redtube The Return
I was at work, still trying to pull the French skirt temp worker we have there, got her number & taken her out but its so hard to speak to her as she don't speak much English at all
Think i might be getting closer
Thats OK - learn I want to bone you doggie style in French. Job done. :thumbsup:
Further to that, I've found it out for you:
Je veux avoir des rapports sexuels avec vous le style de chien
You can tell your mrs is about to give birth!!! haha
Think the what we refer to as "The Melon" is a dead give away lmfao
Only word you'll need to know is 'merde' for when she walks off laughing.
Thats same in Italian aswell lmfao but my woman didnt walk of laughing hence 9 months later job done, bet she wished she had now though lmfao
Quality mate!!! It reminds me of that joke about the man asking for anal and woman saying no as it'll hurt. 9 months down the line, woman complains as she screams giving birth and the guy casually whispers in her ear "and you thought anal would hurt" haha lol
haha!!! Sexy time is supposed to help get the baby out faster, I tried that excuse so much at the end and it worked...win win!
I told my missus, whilst giving birth, to 'man up'.
That was a mistake as it turns out.
EDIT: Ex missus.
lmfao, man up, ***, was that whilst posting a live feed on the forum?
Plus, nobody wants to see that - scary stuff
Oh **** what have I done now, lmfao, reet guys, I challenge anyone to a mod, we have to make a Time Machine
PMSL LMFAO Man UP, I would be on the floor ******* my pants if I said that & maybe holding my nuts as they would of been chopped of
I managed 151 (kmph...*cough*)
Further to that, I've found it out for you:
Je veux avoir des rapports sexuels avec vous le style de chien