Where is everyone today?
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Well today I am sitting on my sofa. Have been since 9am, in the same spot.
I've watched a recording about Usain Bolt..... also watched a film called Baseline..... my breakfast plate is still on the floor in front of me, and so is my lunch plate.
I've not had a shower yet, or brushed my teeth, and am currently picking my nose.
And my girlfriend has only phoned me once.
Absolute eff'ing heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've watched a recording about Usain Bolt..... also watched a film called Baseline..... my breakfast plate is still on the floor in front of me, and so is my lunch plate.
I've not had a shower yet, or brushed my teeth, and am currently picking my nose.
And my girlfriend has only phoned me once.
Absolute eff'ing heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorting car today in prep for drive in day or so, tbh been fairly ****** of since this morning & dont talk to me about fcuking spoilers, my nemesis I can assure you on many cars now arrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Oh & did I mention
Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh
Oh & did I mention
Dell are fcuking W4NKERS aarrgghhh
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Well I'm using my Dell Optiplex 960 which I've had since October 2009 and my wife is using her Dell Optiplex 780 which she purchased in February 2010 and both are working just fine, as they have both done since day one. Both were ordered and arrived with 7 days exactly to spec. Both were ordered with Windows XP and mine is now dual-booting with XP and my free upgrade to Windows 7.
Would I buy more computers from Dell - Yes most definitely.
I was around, but then I always am it seems. Writing a big report at Uni-work at the moment so asn is a nice break from that.
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I was at work, still trying to pull the French skirt temp worker we have there, got her number & taken her out but its so hard to speak to her as she don't speak much English at all 
Think i might be getting closer
Think i might be getting closer
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Had same issue with my italian missus when met her, 6 years on nearly & kid due in the next week, she speaks fluent english now, lol
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Todays movies are, Get My **** Up, Day In My Car, Shoot My Cat For Keeping Me Awake & last but no means Least: Redtube The Return
I was at work, still trying to pull the French skirt temp worker we have there, got her number & taken her out but its so hard to speak to her as she don't speak much English at all
Think i might be getting closer
Thats OK - learn I want to bone you doggie style in French. Job done. :thumbsup:
No need for french, just whap it out...she'll get the picture. Only word you'll need to know is 'merde' for when she walks off laughing.
Further to that, I've found it out for you:
Je veux avoir des rapports sexuels avec vous le style de chien
Only word you'll need to know is 'merde' for when she walks off laughing.
Thats same in Italian aswell lmfao but my woman didnt walk of laughing hence 9 months later job done, bet she wished she had now though lmfao
I told my missus, whilst giving birth, to 'man up'.That was a mistake as it turns out.
EDIT: Ex missus.
Thats uncanny as she was instructing me that as soon as I land on Italian soil thats whats happening, purely on the basis of experimental purposes you understand.
OT: God damn this curry is making my guts & **** rumble today, no beer either.
That was a mistake as it turns out.
EDIT: Ex missus.
lmfao, man up, ***, was that whilst posting a live feed on the forum?
Plus, nobody wants to see that - scary stuff
Oh **** what have I done now, lmfao, reet guys, I challenge anyone to a mod, we have to make a Time Machine
PMSL LMFAO Man UP, I would be on the floor ******* my pants if I said that & maybe holding my nuts as they would of been chopped of
I swear to you, thats EXACTLY what I said. I never heard the end of it though, and we didn't get on that well at the best of times - hence why she is in fact my ex. Not sure that comment helped.
I must admit, the rest of the time I spent reading the new Clarkson book that was out at the time. Best thing about the lengthy labour was the excuse to give the Corsa the guns up the motorway to the hospital. I managed 151 (kmph...*cough*)
That cough must be purely for forum members mate
Now where are the poxy smilies now as only advanced shows them.
LOL, I miss the quick and easy smilies - 
I have to remember the actual command for them...
Oh well.... :thumbsup:
I have to remember the actual command for them... Oh well.... :thumbsup:
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LOL love it, I might bring her along too Audi in the park on sunday as she's mad on cars
Aw! Nige, you still solo!!!! lol, not long now and she can look forward to all of 10 seconds lol!!!! just smile and say you offer unlimited goes!! lol
I cant get on as much this week with being away! Long long days and boring Hotel rooms! Oh the joys!!! Roll on Friday afternoon!
