AARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Maybe just in London then.
I just went out to grab bite to eat and must've looked like an absolute mentalist to people looking at me from their offices. I was punching and kicking the air as I walked cos these little buggers were attacking me.
Hate 'em.
 
Take a tennis racquet with you and slice the little b*stards to bits....

Thats my approach to wasp management....
 
Nope none near me either :)

So far!!!
 
Welly said:
Take a tennis racquet with you and slice the little b*stards to bits....

Thats my approach to wasp management....
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If there's one thing that could make me look more mental than punching thin air then hitting forehands and backhands with a tennis racket might just be it. :happy:
 
aythreee said:
If there's one thing that could make me look more mental than punching thin air then hitting forehands and backhands with a tennis racket might just be it. :happy:
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Yeah, but the payoff is better. At least you can teach those little flying gits a lesson...

On the whole, I'd say it's worth it.

Possibly where a balaclava also, and shout 'Heeeee-ya' whilst doing it.

If you're going to put your foot in it, go up to the groin!
 
Welly said:
Yeah, but the payoff is better. At least you can teach those little flying gits a lesson...

On the whole, I'd say it's worth it.

Possibly where a balaclava also, and shout 'Heeeee-ya' whilst doing it.

If you're going to put your foot in it, go up to the groin!
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You make a point there.
Think I'll subsitute the balaclava for a John McEnroe type head band though.
Might as well do it properly.
 
Welly said:
'twas before my time dude - I'm only a young un....
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young.jpg



(How about this reference?)
 
I had a `swarm` in my bathroom 2 years ago, the little ******** came through the wall cavity and under the bath. Miwwions of em`!
Fyling around humping each other n that.

You see, ants mate `on the wing` so develop wings to do so. Its only during this time ants have wings.
This usualy coincides with a new nest being colonised and the old one being evacuated and/or destroyed.

The Environmental guy at the Council told me that.

Pay attention, you will be tested on this later........

cheers
Paul
 
Welly said:
I know it to be the young ones.... LOL.

Before my time again, first aired in 82, when I was born late 86.

I've seen a few though. Great show.
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:icon_thumright:

PaulAr said:
I had a `swarm` in my bathroom 2 years ago, the little ******** came through the wall cavity and under the bath. Miwwions of em`!
Fyling around humping each other n that.

You see, ants mate `on the wing` so develop wings to do so. Its only during this time ants have wings.
This usualy coincides with a new nest being colonised and the old one being evacuated and/or destroyed.

The Environmental guy at the Council told me that.

Pay attention, you will be tested on this later........

cheers
Paul
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Hold on one damn minute!!!!
Are you telling me (after council man telling you) that these mofo's are flying around 'doing it'??
I've noticed that these flying ants are MASSIVE (in ant context).... So what about the regular little ones crawling about with no wings?? You telling me that they don't get any jiggy jiggy? Ever??
 
aythreee said:
:Hold on one damn minute!!!!
Are you telling me (after council man telling you) that these mofo's are flying around 'doing it'??
I've noticed that these flying ants are MASSIVE (in ant context).... So what about the regular little ones crawling about with no wings?? You telling me that they don't get any jiggy jiggy? Ever??
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IMO, it sucks to be an ant..... LOL. Well, a floor bound ant at at least.

Flying ants, can fly and get it on, they've not got it so bad.
 
Welly said:
IMO, it sucks to be an ant..... LOL. Well, a floor bound ant at at least.

Flying ants, can fly and get it on, they've not got it so bad.
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:lmfao:

When you put it like that I think I wanna be an ant. A flying one.
And all I'd have to worry about is tennis rackets.
 
Suppose in relative terms the winged ants get to to be in the `mile high` club then?
Then die.

"Check me out me crawly siblings, I am flying and humping!!! Yip Yip Yip!!

All the while the crawly guys are left going solo with the odd Sherman to keep them going...:ermm:

A Bugs life just aint fair.
 
This is a thread for the collective mentals of ASN me thinks....

Think how Pandas must feel..... LOL
 
Welly said:
This is a thread for the collective mentals of ASN me thinks....

Think how Pandas must feel..... LOL
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Feel for the fellas.
Panda porn must be thin on the ground right?

At least their breath smells nice though.
"Every cloud..." etc....
 
aythreee said:
:icon_thumright:



Hold on one damn minute!!!!
Are you telling me (after council man telling you) that these mofo's are flying around 'doing it'??
I've noticed that these flying ants are MASSIVE (in ant context).... So what about the regular little ones crawling about with no wings?? You telling me that they don't get any jiggy jiggy? Ever??
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Or maybe they are just gay.
 
No flying ants down here in Cardiff

aythreee said:
Maybe just in London then.
I just went out to grab bite to eat and must've looked like an absolute mentalist to people looking at me from their offices. I was punching and kicking the air as I walked cos these little buggers were attacking me.
Hate 'em.
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Lol that must of been comical to people in the office!:lmfao:

Welly said:
Take a tennis racquet with you and slice the little b*stards to bits....

Thats my approach to wasp management....
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:lmfao:
 
Welly said:
Maybe that's why Pandas have black eyes. They keeping getting a slap from the female Panda for nagging about getting it on...

Maybe.
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Or from bending over chasing gay ants and bumping into stuff?
Who knows.
 
there are loads of flying ants here to (south east london) some weird mini wasp things about to
 
aythreee said:
Oh yes!

ant.jpg
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LMFAO!!!! Where do you get these pics? Google? And did you just type in , "ants humping"!? haha! You know, you can get these tennis rackets with an electro thingy in it so when you swing it on the flying ones, they just sizzle on your racket!! ;)
 
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