Sarah's A3 - Man or Woman?

Sarah's A3 said:
Want a little tip??

Dont wait til 10!!!! drag her up much earlier then she can go up early and you are a happy boy and leave her to her sleep lol and carry on watching TV, surfin or pornin lol
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Oh no, I agree...the going up at 10ish is when I finally drag her upstairs after all the other excuses have been and gone. Ha. Like I said...who needs her! Pornin as you call it works wonders, hahahaha
 
crazy88 said:
Anyway, it's always the same. I'm over it...me and Aythree are gonna hook up! haha
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i'll bring the Lithuanian and you bring the Pole! (nationality, not the long round bit of metal... although one of those could come in handy too! :eyebrows:)
 
In my head, all lithuanian and polish girls are professional pole dancers, so i'll bring a metal one with me! :)

Europeans FTW!!
 
I too was at inters and met Sarah !!! I can 100% confirm she is all woman !!! Well , her chest was anyway, didn't manage to catch the rest of her !!! But hey that's good enough in my book !!! Lmfao. Joking aside, I met her and hubby and they were a pleasure to meet, lovely couple and he's a very lucky guy !!!!
 
crazy88 said:
In my head, all lithuanian and polish girls are professional pole dancers, so i'll bring a metal one with me! :)

Europeans FTW!!
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And the best thing is that they can't speak english properly so you don't even have to talk to them before, during, or after!!
RE-'effing-SULT!!!
 
aythreee said:
And the best thing is that they can't speak english properly so you don't even have to talk to them before, during, or after!!
RE-'effing-SULT!!!
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Surely during sex there isn't time for chat! I don't think I could even manage a word! "hel..." Oh, i'm done! That was fast.

Back on topic...PICTURES SARAH hahaha. You have obviously bribed all these dudes on here to pretend they've met you!
 
aythreee said:
And the best thing is that they can't speak english properly so you don't even have to talk to them before, during, or after!!
RE-'effing-SULT!!!
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lol what a pair you twos are!!!! maybe thats where you are going wrong!!! too much talking!!!!! the only sounds should be the moans of pleasure haa haaa :whip:
 
crazy88 said:
Back on topic...PICTURES SARAH hahaha. You have obviously bribed all these dudes on here to pretend they've met you!
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I make you right. She 'thanked' someone a minute ago and I posted the request 10 mins ago, so she's still here. Just choosing not to respond. Suspect. Very suspect indeed! :detective2:
 
crazy88 said:
Surely during sex there isn't time for chat! I don't think I could even manage a word! "hel..." Oh, i'm done! That was fast.

Back on topic...PICTURES SARAH hahaha. You have obviously bribed all these dudes on here to pretend they've met you!
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I'm getting a good picture of you now Barry..or should that be speedy Barry lol No wonder she makes excuses lol!! blink and its over!!! wheres the all night long fun!!!!!

Yeh it cost me a fortune with bribes lol
 
Sarah's A3 said:
lol what a pair you twos are!!!! maybe thats where you are going wrong!!! too much talking!!!!! the only sounds should be the moans of pleasure haa haaa :whip:
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But in reality it's the moans of a wife that I get. "oh husband...do we have to go to your parents for dinner tomorrow?" wrong kind of moaning in my eyes...hence why i liked your idea of head buried in pillow, haha! Muffled moaning is ok to deal with.
 
aythreee said:
....or "get off you fat cow, i've got cramp".
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I just did a proper lol again!

It does my head in that during sex...actually, i'll stop that story, it may get me banned. Must remember that this is a car site, not sex help site, ha!
 
Speaking of "who's is it"..... I remember once during sex the girl said "who's is it".
I couldn't work out if she was asking who's her's is... or who's mine is...... so I said "ours??" :faint:
I couldn't concentrate on the job after that.
 
that all he can think about is why is she just lying there !!! lol (sorry i'll get my coat!)
 
Sarah's A3 said:
that all he can think about is why is she just lying there !!! lol (sorry i'll get my coat!)
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if only she just did lay there...instead she wriggles and keeps telling me i got the wrong hole! No I effin didn't, i chose to try that one! :D

And Aythreeee, you have a PM

Stop taking us off topic though sarah, and get a pic up! lol
 
Sarah's A3 said:
Aw! chin up mate! Its quality not quantity apparently!!

Anyway, its Barry!
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I disagree whole heartedly...it's quantity not quality for a guy. We can close our eyes and pretend it's good every night of the week! haha

and thanks for reminding me of the nickname, haha!
 
You did indeed! It seems that both cannot exist in the smae relationship though. Perhaps this is why people go swinging? hmmmm
 
Wow, what an epic random thread :lmfao:

Have to make time for the love. Things have slowed up a bit now with the new lady and we've fallen back to three or four times a night. It's quite bizarre after my ex as I had to poke her in the eye to make sure she was still alive. Think I'd have done better lying on her and screwing the bed:lmfao: instead.

I used to be into necrophillia but some c*nt split on me
 
Was at Inters.
Parked up apposite ASN pitch as it happens.

Wore my mankini, NHN stood me up.:crying:
 
jojo said:
I was at GTI Inters too, and I can confirm NHN is a GIRL! :laugh:
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Abracadabra, oh look hole in my back yard

PaulAr said:
Was at Inters.
Parked up apposite ASN pitch as it happens.

Wore my mankini, NHN stood me up.:crying:
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Feck me, I'd have missed my little ones birth to see that picture dude, that would have been a life entertaining sight for sure pmsl

Sarah's A3 said:
dont feel sad! He was suitably entertained on the floor lol
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It was ****** hot, so I was taking advantage of the shade area created by your frontage pmsl
 
Sarah is most deffo a ........................ w o m a n....
Although she does ask me to, oh never mind, you don't want to hear about that.
And I'll see if I can dig out a 'moderate' photo to put up to show those that didn't see us at Inters in June.
 
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