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    How to wake your girlfriend

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    If i had done that my wife would have got one of my shotguns and, well you cant make the rest up.
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    Legend! that is fab.


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    haha, that's brilliant! I am going to try that. However, my wife is a bit of a sleep walker/ talker, and one night she thought I was another man in bed with her. She didn't kick me out of bed either, just wouldn't let me spoon her, haha! Maybe i should be worried about this?


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    just wouldn't let me spoon her, haha!
    Too funny man!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    Maybe i should be worried about this?
    Na, I wouldn't worry.... It could of been worse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    Na, I wouldn't worry.... It could of been worse!
    How so??

    She does some brilliant stuff in her sleep, she once jumped out of bed to catch a light which was falling from the ceiling. I was laid in bed laughing so hard at her. She has also got dressed for work a few times too.

    Come to think of it, she thought I was someone else another time too. This time though she started texting me, getting all annoyed as I wasn't home from work yet (obviously I was as I was laid next to her, but she thought I was another man). She sent the text, and an "oh crap" was suddenly blurted out as she regained control of her brain and realised the foolishness!

    Gotta love sleep-walkers/ talkers


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    How so??
    Well, she could of thought you were another bloke AND let you spoon her....

    I used to have a bird like that, I used to have to guide her back to bed when she was sleep walking. It was actually a pain in the ass to be fair
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    haha, that is a fair point, hadn't thought of it like that! Maybe one day she'll think i'm another woman and ravish me...that'd be awesome!


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    Quote Originally Posted by crazy88 View Post
    haha, that is a fair point, hadn't thought of it like that! Maybe one day she'll think i'm another woman and ravish me...that'd be awesome!
    Haha, Wouldnt it just....

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