Reporter attacked by kids

Situations like this are what the M134 was invented for

Surely Napalm would be better in this case? Disable the enemy and neutralise their supply of munitions. Two birds with one stone and all that... See. I can do efficiency :)

And on a side note, probably one of the best ways to get attacked in the Rhondda is to call it the Ronda, as opposed to the Rhontha. It kinda gives you away as a not particularly interested Englishman (speaking as an Englishman exiled in Wales myself).

Regards,

Rob.