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    Talking BIG ZIT!

    This is one huge Zit!




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    Holy feck!!! How much muck can one zit have ??????
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    Fookin ell, he musta lost about a stone there!!!

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    Urgh! that is disgusting

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    That is quality! a mate of mine popped one on his face and i took a pic with my phone, it was twice as big as the bit hanging out his face but nothing on that freaks back!


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    Argh!

    Thats rough!!....bleurgh!!!


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    the woman doing the squeezing has bigger balls than me !!!!!!
    im still wrenching
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    OMG, that is no zit! That is a fuge hucking cyst!
    When a doctor says a cyst needs draining thats what is sucked out with a syringe.
    uuuuugh!
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    Its grim,......and why did someone have to say it smelt?....just made it even more horrid!.
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    All i can say is...DISGUSTING! Guy probably lost a good few pounds from all that sh*t coming out of his back. And she could of at least put gloves on!
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    I wonder if she licked her fingers afterwards

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    I wonder if she licked her fingers afterwards

    I reckon she spread it on a cracker!.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees View Post
    I wonder if she licked her fingers afterwards

    Hmm yummy


    Quote Originally Posted by A3Tom View Post
    I reckon she spread it on a cracker!.
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    mmmmm better than Helmans

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    God I feel queasy now.......
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    I have sudden cravings for custard tarts

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    Everytime someone replies to this thread I find myself being drawn into watching it again!.

    I cant help but think the bloke must have some sort of cavity in his back now....GRIM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A3Tom View Post

    I cant help but think the bloke must have some sort of cavity in his back now....GRIM!

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    Creme Caramel anyone??!
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    descusting corpse juice ...lol minging

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    My girlfriend sent me a link to this video weeks ago, she works in a hospital and listening to her tell me all the grim medical facts while watching the video made it even worse.

    grim. so, so, so grim.

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    Phew, luckily the vid has been removed, so I can carry on enjoying my chicken and MAYO sandwich

 

 

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