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    We are Bored.....

    We are the BORED...we are few but soon we will be many....resistance is futile...

    You will love Alfa's you will assimilate or be destroyed...

    Our Alfa Cube is on its way and will soon be parked orbiting your world...Huumans we have superior technology to yours...

    This is the one and only offer of peace...Join us and assimilate to the BORED collective.....

    We are evil we are the BORED
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    The Huumans will comply, resistance is futile you have been warned WE ARE BORED
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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Resistance is futile Huuman

    Baby is comming....

    DO NOT FEED HER CAKE
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    One of your number has turned....

    http://www.alfaowner.com/Forum/intro...i-convert.html
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    That

    or this




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    Quote Originally Posted by rickparmar View Post


    That

    or this




    AUDI WINS !!!!

    go back to your forum
    Well put mate
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    lol funny thread

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    Interesting that you should post a car you don't own against mine...

    I sense evil in you - you have potential to become Bored....

    But this



    Or this




    Resistance is futile Huuman.....
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    The Huumans are a strange species The 8c is Light years ahead, and wait till they see the Alfacube

    Be BORED huumans
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    8C is nice but all were pre sold prior to release, so not much chance of getting one, where as you can still order an R8. Plus the R8 will still be going strong long after the 8C is in the scrappy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by S3Steve View Post
    8C is nice but all were pre sold prior to release, so not much chance of getting one, where as you can still order an R8. Plus the R8 will still be going strong long after the 8C is in the scrappy.

    Foolish Huuman...

    The R8 can not sell as the Huumans that had the money to go for either the R8 or The 8C chose to order the 8C

    So of course you can still get an R8....

    But the foolish Huumans that got an 8C will probably never get it away from the Dealer forecourt before the electrics fail
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    Quote Originally Posted by S3Steve View Post
    8C is nice but all were pre sold prior to release, so not much chance of getting one, where as you can still order an R8. Plus the R8 will still be going strong long after the 8C is in the scrappy.
    Your resistance is futile S3Steve, we are BORED
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    You could get an R8 and an RS4 for less than an 8C would cost you.







    Just noticed this is my 1000th post





    ive clearly been on here too long.
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    Quote Originally Posted by S3Steve View Post
    You could get an R8 and an RS4 for less than an 8C would cost you.
    That would be futile the BORED HAS SPOKEN !! COMPLY !
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    Quote Originally Posted by S3Steve View Post
    You could get an R8 and an RS4 for less than an 8C would cost you.







    Just noticed this is my 1000th post





    ive clearly been on here too long.

    Your 1000 posts have been futile...
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    As much as i love my Audi, nothing compares to the 8C....one day i will have one, even if it costs me a kidney/spell in prison
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    As much as i love my Audi, nothing compares to the 8C....one day i will have one, even if it costs me a kidney/spell in prison
    Well said Huuman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilly View Post
    As much as i love my Audi, nothing compares to the 8C....one day i will have one, even if it costs me a kidney/spell in prison
    Christ dont agree with the lunatics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by S3Steve View Post
    Christ dont agree with the lunatics.
    We are BORED.........

    Not lunatics....you will comply when baby arrives........

    Nobody can resist baby

    You will comply with the BORED.....

    Your existence is futile.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by S3Steve View Post
    Christ dont agree with the lunatics.
    Resistance is futile, lunatics does not compute.............we are BORED
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    haha you 2 are funny,
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    Quote Originally Posted by rickparmar View Post
    haha you 2 are funny,

    What is this word funny?

    Explain Huuman....EXPLAIN
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kontraband View Post
    We are BORED.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kontraband View Post
    KontrabandofAUDI Explain this wtf that you use is it a Greeting of some kind
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    WTF is all this about???
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcs356 View Post
    WTF is all this about???
    We are the BORED We have travelled many light years in our quest to assimilate intelligent species into the BORED Collective, our quest has brought us to your Earth, We have only been stopped in our Quest once when the CUBE snapped its cambelt (and we lost power for a while due to dodgy wiring)

    Join us Be BORED
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    Bored

    I would love to join the BORED who pilot ALFA's...but am afraid I am in the AUDI "ECSTATIC" drivers club at the mo!!....please send membership requirements and I will get around to it in my golden years...LOL.....you are awful, but I like you...HEHE.

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    People of AUDI

    We the collective have heard a phrase sex on wheels...

    We wish to share with you what this phrase means - the beauty of ALFA




    We the BORED will add your distinctiveness and add it to our own


    COMPLY

    You will be assimilated
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    Are you called the bored because you spend more time hanging around for the AA than actually driving


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    Quote Originally Posted by rich32uk View Post
    Are you called the bored because you spend more time hanging around for the AA than actually driving

    We BORED do not consume alcohol


    Be BORED
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    If you are going to advertise mobile skip hire you got to pay for that right...by the way you are not welcome and i am not glad to see you ....go forth and multiply somewhere else
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    We do not multiply - we assimilate.....

    We are BORED
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    fooking hell, you lot still here

    mods/admins whats happening ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrisd_b View Post
    We do not multiply - we assimilate.....

    We are BORED
    I'm BORED too - with this thread
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