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    Lightbulb hell of a welcome

    theres no surprises with an audi , you either treat it with respect or it out performs you. id be proud of owning mine , especially if i can fix it , but for now ive got electrical blues. history of the cars good , im owner nine. last driver unknown , the car has been scaffolded probably , barrel out etc and left illegally parked. i say that because it was not 100% roadworthy before the thieves target left them roadside , about 400yds , down. , 100% roadworthy because the battery was flat , and it had had a nasty scrape from a bus company. this car has just changed hands and obviously it is immobilised , not dainty. i have the key , its coded , but as the miniscule pieces i stare at crumble in my palm i wonder what is the smartest fix for the car , to hear the engine to enjoy the road.
    steering lock off (not sure) , first barrel out , teeth missing , springs sprung , code reader dangling , shelf out , white box exposed , ign wires twisted. i wanna hear the engine , drive the road.
    any clever answer will do.
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    ps ... im just a lad down the road and the scrapes nowt.

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    come and swallow my key !!!

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    I would welcome you fully, but tbh mate, you been on the sheberts as I've read your post now 3 times & I really havnt got a scooby wtf you're on about lmfao.

    Care to expand on this in some legible reading sentence, what exactly are your car issues, kind of reads that the car was nicked & now its seriously damaged wiring wise & you want us to advise how to fix it, is that what I read?

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    thats it , thanked links to 12V org , some interest , but good english please.

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    nhn. tricky to stick a button on it , knowledge of wiring experience welcomed. yes huge gash in dash but the car ran lovely before its rough disregard.......... whats your tractor?

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    i'll have whatever your on lmao let you out early did they
    off the road boohoo anyone got a gearbox for me lol!!


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    wow haha.

    I thought u were attempting to write a poem with that first post.
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    lmfao Roald Dahl at his best lmfao

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    I read this thread last night after a good few beers and I was really concerned the alcohol had affected my ability to read. Even now I'm sober, I'm still none the wiser.
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    The more I try reading the first post the harder it gets to understand ha! too funny


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    i think he is using something like google translate which is not working to well
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    Quote Originally Posted by day View Post
    i think he is using something like google translate which is not working to well
    it says he is in the uk look at his location "sheffield "
    off the road boohoo anyone got a gearbox for me lol!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    theres no surprises with an audi , you either treat it with respect or it out performs you. id be proud of owning mine , especially if i can fix it , but for now ive got electrical blues. history of the cars good , im owner nine. last driver unknown , the car has been scaffolded probably , barrel out etc and left illegally parked. i say that because it was not 100% roadworthy before the thieves target left them roadside , about 400yds , down. , 100% roadworthy because the battery was flat , and it had had a nasty scrape from a bus company. this car has just changed hands and obviously it is immobilised , not dainty. i have the key , its coded , but as the miniscule pieces i stare at crumble in my palm i wonder what is the smartest fix for the car , to hear the engine to enjoy the road.
    steering lock off (not sure) , first barrel out , teeth missing , springs sprung , code reader dangling , shelf out , white box exposed , ign wires twisted. i wanna hear the engine , drive the road.
    any clever answer will do.
    1995 coupe V6.
    ps ... im just a lad down the road and the scrapes nowt.

    ......? nope, not a clue what your on about
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    Quote Originally Posted by FranA3 View Post
    it says he is in the uk look at his location "sheffield "
    It did say shneffield initially tbh lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    theres no surprises with an audi , you either treat it with respect or it out performs you. id be proud of owning mine , especially if i can fix it , but for now ive got electrical blues. history of the cars good , im owner nine. last driver unknown
    ... you bought a stolen car?

    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    ... the car has been scaffolded probably , barrel out etc and left illegally parked. i say that because it was not 100% roadworthy before the thieves target left them roadside , about 400yds , down.
    ...the thieves stole it and then found it was a crap car and only got 400 yards down the road with it?

    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    ... 100% roadworthy because the battery was flat , and it had had a nasty scrape from a bus company.
    ...that just doesnt add up mate

    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    ... this car has just changed hands and obviously it is immobilised , not dainty.
    ...you've bought a shed?

    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    ...i have the key , its coded
    ...thats a start

    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    ... but as the miniscule pieces i stare at crumble in my palm i wonder what is the smartest fix for the car
    ....they key is falling apart in your hands? ... or the lock barrel

    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    ... to hear the engine to enjoy the road.
    yes, that what the thieves thought too


    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    ... steering lock off (not sure) , first barrel out , teeth missing , springs sprung , code reader dangling , shelf out , white box exposed , ign wires twisted.
    A picture is worth a thousand words.... or an infinite number

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    ... i wanna hear the engine , drive the road.
    ...again, yes
    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    ... any clever answer will do.
    ...ditto

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    ... 1995 coupe V6.
    Audi 80 B4 2 door V6?

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    ps ... im just a lad down the road and the scrapes nowt.
    ...you live down the road? oh crap!
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    lmfao brilliant lmfao

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    Quote Originally Posted by lumbuddy View Post
    whats your tractor?

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    Ah I love this thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    It did say shneffield initially tbh lmfao
    oh lol didnt see that nige haha
    off the road boohoo anyone got a gearbox for me lol!!


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    a prime example of why we shouldnt smoke crack
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