Someone's got one, I keep seeing it, and other than the fact I'm going for the 170, it's identical to what I'm about to order... therefore it's hugely upsetting to me knowing that I've got 4months+ (if I'm optimistic) of seeing theirs around town before I get so much of a glimpse of my own. It wouldn't be as bad, but the same car seems to be everywhere I go lately.

So yeah, if you're the proud owner of a new Ibis White A3 Sportback Black Edition 2.0TDI (140PS) in Barrow-in-Furness, I hate you. Also, can I have a go?