The following squads have just been announced for the 2010 World Cup

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Pinnochio
Libero Vimto Memento Borneo
Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo
Scenario Fellatio Portfolio

SUBS:
Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
Hic Sic Spic Pric
Digaditch Fallinaditch Horseraditch

SUBS:
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Whodyanicabolicov
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
Slalomsky Downhillsky
Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
Fuckov Ufuckov

SUBS:
Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov



ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Chatanoogaciouciou
Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou Busqueue
Snookercu
Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:
U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu


DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Toomanigoalssen
Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen Firstsson
Seccondsson Thirdsson
Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

SUBS:
Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen


ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Legslikejelli Havabenni Wobblijelli Spendapenni
Buggermi

SUBS:
Cantthinkofani!!!


MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz
Luis Canon Sombrero
Chihuahua Jose

SUBS:
Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

Ken ning van Hire
Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

SUBS:
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, **** van Dyke.
The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.

ENGLAND SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010
Dozy
Sleepy Dopey McDonalds, O'Donald, Mbwangi-Smythe
Chickenballti Itchyfani LImpy
Mackarooney Trippam

SUBS
Plasteeq,
Korn
Marge
Soyerbeenz


GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2010

KUNTS
KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS
KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS
KUNT KUNTS
KUNTS


SUBS:
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS