Just had the stinkiest customer ever come into my shop! I'm talking horse shyte here, proper stench of strong fertiliser, and he resembled a tramp in the appearance dept. also. But as a man of business, I had to take his order, as he had money to give me.
Lucky there was no one else in the shop, cos the smell was lingering 5 minutes after he left, even after a dose of air freshener, and ventilation fans on full blast with all windows and doors open!!
I'm lucky to be alive, the man should walk around with a radiation sign on his back!