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    WTF! - Part 1

    As some of you know, I'm in the fast food trade, and I also have a delivery service to boot!

    Just had a phone call(number witheld) give me an ear bashing, where is my meal?! , it's been over an hour!!, my kids are starving!!!

    Went on for 30 seconds, but felt like 5 minutes, I had the phone 6 inches away from my ear in front of other customers. Then I politely asked, what was the address, gave me an address unknown to me or my computer system, so I said "I think you called the wrong place love", she replies "is this the 'Shanghai Express'?!?!", I reply " No it's 'The GXXXXX BXXXXX'"... long pause.... slams phone down hard!


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    Silly *****. Funny though!

    Just smile nicely jojo and rise above it. It's still early too so I'm sure you'll have some more stories for us before the night is out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pjmspeedy View Post
    Silly *****. Funny though!

    Just smile nicely jojo and rise above it. It's still early too so I'm sure you'll have some more stories for us before the night is out!
    I'm smiling mate, she sounded distressed, it must have been embarrassing for her to call the wrong shop up!


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    when she said is this the shanghia express , id of said yes it is sorry for the mix-up il be there in 10min with free crispy duck and a bottle of coke to appologise ...Only to cry laughing at her the next time she phoned up , or imagin the phone call back to the shanghai , lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by 10blazin View Post
    when she said is this the shanghia express , id of said yes it is sorry for the mix-up il be there in 10min with free crispy duck and a bottle of coke to appologise ...Only to cry laughing at her the next time she phoned up , or imagin the phone call back to the shanghai , lmfao
    yep that sounds a good un

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10blazin View Post
    when she said is this the shanghia express , id of said yes it is sorry for the mix-up il be there in 10min with free crispy duck and a bottle of coke to appologise ...Only to cry laughing at her the next time she phoned up , or imagin the phone call back to the shanghai , lmfao
    It would be a class move indeed, but she must have sussed which shop is calling eventually, even if I didn't tell her. Was a scene in the shop though, with a few customers having a laugh with me. The whole shop could hear her scream down the phone!


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    lmfao..wonder if she got her food..lol

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    LOL,

    I once called up Domino's and ordered some Pizza for collection. 10 mins later I set off to collect my order, but when I get there the staff cant find my Pizza, or any trace of my order.

    After some complaining/apologies they get on with cooking up my order and give me a discount for my trouble. About 2 mins later the penny dropped that I am stood in Perfect Pizza and not Dominos!

    I was too embarrassed to own up to my mistake, and quietly waited for my Pizza :-)
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    i would of just could not of held back from sayin somthing like HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA! silly bint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by warrenlord View Post
    i would of just could not of held back from sayin somthing like HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA! silly bint.
    yep i would of had to of laughed her off the phone since she didn't have the common decency to apologise for the unneeded ear bashing !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by damo.h View Post
    yep i would of had to of laughed her off the phone since she didn't have the common decency to apologise for the unneeded ear bashing !!
    I wish things was that easy, she sounded quote pee'd off if you get me, and number was withheld. If I p!ss her off, I can see a whole lot of crank orders coming my way just for laughing.

    Rule number one of running any fast food outlet, DON'T P!SS THE CUSTOMERS OFF!


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    what a moron!! haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo View Post
    , I reply " No it's 'The GXXXXX BXXXXX'"... long pause.... slams phone down hard!

    ah so thats the name of your takeaway the Golden ****** ?????
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