Your **** of a neighbour on one side pegs his dog out in his kennel till october barking at fu*king everything, and the **** on the other side decides its time to burn for britain.Wheres me shotgun!
Just before your neighbour takes the dog inside at night, chuck a couple of lumps of laxative chocolate over the fence it will spend the night sh*tting all over his kitchen...
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