You Know That Summer(?) Is On The Way When......

johnnythepie

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Your **** of a neighbour on one side pegs his dog out in his kennel till october barking at fu*king everything, and the **** on the other side decides its time to burn for britain.Wheres me shotgun!
 
Apparently petrol can also burn alot of other things as well...........

Whats that noise ehn something goes up in flames???

I am only joking obviously :)
 
Just before your neighbour takes the dog inside at night, chuck a couple of lumps of laxative chocolate over the fence it will spend the night sh*tting all over his kitchen... :)