Thread: You Know That Summer(?) Is On The Way When......

Your twat of a neighbour on one side pegs his dog out in his kennel till october barking at fu*king everything, and the twat on the other side decides its time to burn for britain.Wheres me shotgun!

Even Summer has to take a 'rain check' some time.

True.But the kennels got a roof and petrol still burns wet wood!

Apparently petrol can also burn alot of other things as well...........

Whats that noise ehn something goes up in flames???

I am only joking obviously

Just before your neighbour takes the dog inside at night, chuck a couple of lumps of laxative chocolate over the fence it will spend the night sh*tting all over his kitchen...

done deal then....oh the aroma!!