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    Quote Originally Posted by N8 View Post
    Nice seeing you having a laugh Leon, that pic of the monkey was class, but I could have been a PR1CK and flipped that and said 'is that one of my grandad who's black, you sayin he's a monkey' So easy to open up cans of worms on here, good job my can is sealed shut. Leon = Win
    I'd say you are a PR1CK for even thinking that.

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    lmfao, I don't think like that - thats my point

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    Hmm I think you just opened a can of worms with that N8!
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    Quote Originally Posted by N8 View Post
    lmfao, I don't think like that - thats my point
    Evidently you do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Staz View Post
    You mean this one?




    What's your Mum doing feeding my Dad??
    lmfao yeap thats the kiddy, lmfao ah man this thread has me holding myself unlike redtube , I dont wanna leave the keyboard to take a wizz as its got me cackling away, lmfao brilliant, I'll give you that Leon, you surprised me today, keep it up fella, lmfao wickedly funny, that bloody pic of nate family the hair man, lmfao.

    Quote Originally Posted by N8 View Post
    I love this thread, good to see us all having a laugh. This thread = Beyond win
    Wickedly funny man, lmfao, totally beyond win.

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    I think this is what happens when men aren't in work!
    lmfao hey it seems to work on ASN today, so all for it.

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    Nice seeing you having a laugh Leon, that pic of the monkey was class, but I could have been a PR1CK and flipped that and said 'is that one of my grandad who's black, you sayin he's a monkey' So easy to open up cans of worms on here, good job my can is sealed shut. Leon = Win
    Dont be daft dude, was the hair man, fecking funny hair at that, nothing along lines of what you're referring to, Can has been sealed shut again, end of, now back to the fun

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    I was just tryin to highlight a point of people that have been flyin off the rails recently Leon. I'm glad we're all having a laugh here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Evidently you do.
    I was tryin to hight a point ffs

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    I know what you meant but you may just have offended people mate. I don't think you realise how.
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    Quote Originally Posted by N8 View Post
    I was tryin to hight a point ffs
    Congratulations, I think you managed to highlight a point.
    Just not the one you were aiming for.

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    I'm really offended

    (don't know what about yet - let me think of something)
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    Now i'm really confused
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    lol - lets just leave it there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N8 View Post
    lol - lets just leave it there.
    Oh no, please don't. This is genius!
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    Oh I get the point now. For those of you who don't know I'm actually mix raced, so when I said my grandad, I actually meant MY grandad. Thought you knew that Leon, hence why I have afro-ey hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by N8 View Post
    Oh I get the point now. For those of you who don't know I'm actually mix raced, so when I said my grandad, I actually meant MY grandad. Thought you knew that Leon, hence why I have afro-ey hair.
    Hmmmm... you sure you don't just have a curly perm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Now i'm really confused
    You're always confused

    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Hmmmm... you sure you don't just have a curly perm?
    Nah you've mistaken him with the Zohan & the Bushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Quote Originally Posted by aythreee View Post
    Hmmmm... you sure you don't just have a curly perm?


    CALM DOWN CALM DOWN

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    staz, this was only my opinion on how you come across to me on reading your posts, i feel that if i carry on the matter may get out of hand and result in a ban,
    i have no intentions of falling out with anyone on here, it doesnt hurt to have some more up front discusions but as this is probably not the time nor the correct thread, ill catch ya on another. lol
    its hard to understand peoples personality by text, it does allow tone or how somethings should come across, therefore somethings balloon and get taken too far, therefore im going to retreat back to the A4 section and wish you all a merry xmas.
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    You're right, it's hard to tell what people are like from text. I've met a few guys from on here and none of them have been as expected and I'm pretty sure I wasn't as they expected either.

    Everyone is entitled to their own opinions but I'm pretty sure in this case you've got me all wrong, 'onest guv!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Nobody minds mistakes, but we are talking about bone idleness here!
    I'll bone your idle.

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    LMFAO, my boning days have been numbered for the next 7 months lol

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    i fink u r absolteelee rite,lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    LMFAO, my boning days have been numbered for the next 7 months lol
    What do you mean, you're safe for over half a year, hop on
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    Funny you say that cause my mate said yeah right, think after birth things will return to normal, try 1-2 years, I said ok maybe try 18-20, lol

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    Genuine quote from one of my best and oldest mates on the birth of his second daughter - pointing at his exhausted and somewhat torn missus he said to the attending nurse "Couldn't put a couple more stitches in for me could 'ew?"

    appropriate: no. Funny though (for at least 1 of the people involved)
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    lmfao now that would have been hilarious to watch, but hey good thought process, sex would be enjoyable for both parties then, lmfao

    Reminds me of a joke, what you mean an echo, lmfao or what you mean loose

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    Quote Originally Posted by NHN View Post
    LMFAO, my boning days have been numbered for the next 7 months lol
    Yes i was the cause of many spelling thread's being brought up , I have improved i think .

    Wow nige it may be longer than 7 month ...lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by 10blazin View Post
    Yes i was the cause of many spelling thread's being brought up , I have improved i think .
    Deffo mate, 10/10 Some of your posts even make sense now

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    I just typed in elephantitis ball's in google.... lol

    But nige just ignored me ....lol

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    Ignore Jonnie, dont be silly chap, I thanked you almost as soon as you posted my ****** pics online, lmao, tell yer they're already like that, wheelbarrow used atm to walk about, so glad got dsg as no need to use left leg for clutch which aids the big testies not getting bruised, soon I'll need a dumper truck.

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    f*^k me what does he do with those?put out fires??
    Pass me my sock

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    There's a Sock for that

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    Imagine my disappointment when i googled elephantitis labia.No pics.
    Pass me my sock

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    sock? did someone mention my lovely? lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by john herman View Post
    f*^k me what does he do with those?put out fires??

    lol hahahhahahahahaha lmfao

 

 
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