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    Jo Whiley

    The last few weeks, Ive been working as a van driver going up and down the country delivering crap. I start rather early so near the end of my day I have to but up with Jo Whiley. Now a few years ago I would listen to her for about 15 minutes on my drive home and I always quite fancied her when she did the evening show, admittedly shes got a sexy voice and shes fit in a your best mates mum kind of way but fcuk me, shes a total non entity, all she does all show is read out **** text msgs from her sycophantic fans and dribble on about ****e shes picked up on the net, God I hate the woman so badly, I just wish she would STFU. There was a time when I disliked Chris Moyles because did my nut in, I know find he can be very funny most of the time even when hes annoying and I quite enjoy listening to him nowdays but Jo cant do anything, she cant be funny, she cant be charasmatic as she doesnt have a personality and she cant talk to anyone else in the studio like Chris does because shes billy no mates plus she gets paid shed loads of cash, the local DJ on the cheap rate radio station for my area is more interesting when talking about neighbourhood watch schemes and car boot sales!
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    totally agree, she has nothing interesting to say ever, why is she broadcasting across the country? there must be thousands of better choices

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    You still would tho
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    er no

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    Hmm, seems my memory isn't what i thought it was

    still, ten pints and she'd be fine
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    I agree totally she is pondlife and a ten pinter
    Chris Moyles is funny but a bit pretentious I remember his crew pretended they got U2 to play live for him on his birthday (which in fact was an old Simon Mayo clip) he thought he was such an important person that they would do that for him...hilarious
    Scott Mills is brilliant

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    Quote Originally Posted by treblesykes
    er no
    No no no no no!!


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    Sara Cox - another waste of air time...
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    Sarah Cox has the same annoying effect on me, she only talks about dog poo and other crap. Whilst I'm thinking about it, Zoe Ball also did my nut in....


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    Bring back Marc and Lard!!


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    She's a legend. I know her daughter


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    Jo Whiley - I remember someone describing her as a "bat-faced witch" which sums it up nicely.

    I find her deep booming voice somewhat offputting too.

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    The worst presenter by far is Scott mills. i cannot stand to listen to him on the radio.. he is just not funny.


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    i am up and down, around and thru the m1, m25, all the national car parks actually lol and as soon as i get to toddington services along m1 or just into alyesbury depending which way i go i always switch to KISS 100.00 fm. there isnt alot of talking what so ever but you do get an advert for breast inlargments which crack me up. the music is so much better than the same bloody songs all day thru!!! i mean how many times can they play T2 'heart broken' or ordinary boys 'going out with?' right gets on my t!ts! GRRRRR

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    I can't stand Vernon Kaye or Sara Cox. They're both crap.


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    Quote Originally Posted by audi80sport
    ordinary boys 'going out with?' :
    ** Pigeon detectives..


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    Vernon Kaye is a complete twat - famous for being famous for doing nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isoproturon
    Jo Whiley - I remember someone describing her as a "bat-faced witch" which sums it up nicely.

    I find her deep booming voice somewhat offputting too.
    LMFAO !!


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    Is it just me, or does anyone agree that the photo of Jo "Barry White Voice" Whiley makes her look like Zelda from Terrahawks?

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    The problem is you have your ICE set to "radio 1".

    Soon you will see the light and move up to "radio 2". I reckon most Audi guys are on R2 default!!

    Funny and true annecdote. My carpenters were working on my stairs and I asked if they wanted the radio on, they said yes, so I put on radio 2, as they are like in their 30's........it was Jeremy Vine, talking about the problems in the NHS and funding of medical care generally.....

    They looked a bit blankly......and work sort of slowed down a bit.....after a couple of minutes one shouted through to the office where I was to ask if they could put radio 1 on. Sure, whatever you want.....
    5 minutes later I went through to hear that silly ***** Sara (two) Cox who is on at lunchtime saying " so todays debate is about beards! Jenny from stamford emailed and says, "er beards, no way ewwww!" "
    "so what do you think, beards ok or a no no? text on ...etc etc"
    I looked at these two guys who had reverted to their brain dead chiselling and just smiled to myself

    Guys are being blown up in Iraq, Gordon Brown is under fire for the funding row, Gillian Gibbons being banged up in Sudan, I think a plane crashed in Georgia that day to, and Radio 1 listeneres are debating the merits of facial hair.......
    No wonder everyone seems to be a fxxkwitt nowadays!!

    By the way, Beards, no way. Cannot trust anyone with a beard IMO, also people who's eyes are a bit close together..///!! Shifty the lot of em

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    Quote Originally Posted by voorhees
    Scott Mills is brilliant
    Agreed, very entertaining and comes from my home town! (well adopted home town!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by simch
    By the way, Beards, no way. Cannot trust anyone with a beard IMO, also people who's eyes are a bit close together..///!! Shifty the lot of em
    You should be in charge of the country with such logic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isoproturon
    Jo Whiley - I remember someone describing her as a "bat-faced witch" which sums it up nicely.

    I find her deep booming voice somewhat offputting too.
    And now shes doing adverts for Blossum Hill...

    I look forward to seeing her in a forthcoming Iceland advert.

    Edith Bowman is slowly going the same way too, Ive always liked her though, she bought me a drink at Homelands 1999 when she was a bright and perky MTV presenter...
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    don`t know what your all on about, granted there are better people on the radio but you need a varied mix through the day.



    And if I ever discover radio 2 preset on my Audi im calling it a day.

    Galaxsh:te is sometimes ok in the evenings but how do they get away with saying 30 mins of non stop music when they always talk ball locks over it ??? or have a ad for claims direct.
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    The day, Jo Whiley wore out in public a t-shirt that had already been won by a radio listener as a prize, was the day I went off her. A band had donated it for a phone in.

    Was in the press ages back. I imagine the competition winner recieved the t-shirt in the end including Whiley sweat marks.

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    radio two is good for one thing. and one thing only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unkle
    Edith Bowman is slowly going the same way too, Ive always liked her though, she bought me a drink at Homelands 1999 when she was a bright and perky MTV presenter...
    Cool, is she as small as she looks?


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    Jo whiley is utter crap, The worst part of her show is the changing tracks bit where some muppet tells us how a certain track helped them recover from lung cancer or something. Edith Bowman is just as bad in my books it was ok when Colin Murray was on with her as he could shut her up.

    Radio 1 only gets me listening to Moyles n Comedy Dave on my way to work and up until 10am and then i listem to Scott mills on the way home the rest of them are rubbish.

    Oh and Jo whiley is also dog ugly too
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnS3
    Cool, is she as small as she looks?
    Shes a bit on the petite side but not a shortarse, loads shorter than me but Im 6ft, also it was the late 90's and I was mullered so everything was rather fuzzy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam-K
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    my bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnS3
    Bring back Marc and Lard!!
    Mark and the Boy Lard!!!!!

    Hm must be reaching that age because radio 2 is indeed on my presets.
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    Dont like scott mills, met him once when he was shagging my mates brother a few years ago in cardiff
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    Quote Originally Posted by FrOgR
    Mark and the Boy Lard!!!!!

    Hm must be reaching that age because radio 2 is indeed on my presets.

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