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    Women??

    Okay guys this is gonna result in some "Flaming" but it happens to be true..

    Why, if it causes such offense do women do this Huh?

    I mean it happens ALL THE TIME...

    Last week I checked in to the hotel I was staying at, on the reception was not the prettiest of women I grant you, But reasonable by appearance ( I'm not there to look, just check in!) So,there she is (her name was Jo - for the women that read this. "Oh! and how did I find this out?" It's on her name tag & on the receipt.) anyway, There is Jo, 5'9", fit looking and blonde (Blonde doesn't do it for me ...) so, the counter is approx 4'8" so up to my midriff I'd say. I go to submit my details and "DING DONG" she has what must have been the same "pair of eyes" as "Sarah Beeny" in a lovely, low cut top, exposing plenty of cleavage ( How do I know this? She sat down to book me in on her PC, therefore my eye level has now to look down to her as she inquires about my particulars!) Note: straight away she knows what your doing, your not making eye contact its like a big Feckin' Arrow saying "Look Here" on her chest. Like the good salesman I am, eye contact is paramount in a deal, so you get trained to make "Eye contact" (Even if FALSE!) however my point is this, If man is not intended to look at nature in all her glory... Why do women persist on advertising "wears" that are "out of bounds".. It's the Islam thing, only on yer boobs, be professional and cover up whilst at work, it ain't a party that your going to, not taunt a guy to looking then think "PERVERT!! Caught you peeking"

    I mean if a guy tries to "Make himself more appealing" then its deemed as perverse or Gay but does it then mean, when a woman does it, its "Baiting and Lesbian?? I think not...


    For those of you hot blooded males, "Did I have a peek?" What do you think?

    To the women out there: I make no apology She chose to wear the low cut blouse that day, knowing that people would look, therefore if she was unhappy, then why wear it?

    Sorry peeps, sexist it maybe but.....It's true..

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    Totally agree, if you dont want people to look then dont wear it... simple.

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    Should have grabbed them and squeezed whilst saying, "HONK! HONK!"

    That would have taught the *****.
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    LOL, know exactly where you are cumming from


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    It's the same in night clubs and disco's, these girls/women take an eternity to get ready, and make themselves look good(hot in some cases! ) to get a bit of attention. And when you do check them out, because they've worn a miniskirt to show their legs or a low cut top to show some cleavage, they give you the ' are you looking at perve' look.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jojo
    LOL, know exactly where you are cumming from
    Errr... Not quite sure about this one Jojo, I always thought "Cummings" were diesel engine manufacturers .... So I'm coming from a diesel engine am I?? Wished I was, all that horsepower, ramming and "pistoning" up and down... How I wish....



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    what are you talking about man!??

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    Y what are you on, and can I have the same??
    Last edited by 28v6; 5th February 2007 at 17:56.

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    Women only dress up for "themselves" apparently.

    They all want it, most of em just don't know it.
    S4.

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    humming cummings my mate has them engines in his trucks,,,, when the next chick says wtf u lookin at just tell her u want to **** her brains out !

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    Muuuhahahahahahahahahah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by silver75
    what are you talking about man!??
    http://www.jobbersinc.com/cummins.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by auditek
    humming cummings my mate has them engines in his trucks,,,, when the next chick says wtf u lookin at just tell her u want to **** her brains out !
    Aye "Jasper Carrot" Style, pulling up in her driveway to pick her up on your first date in a MACK truck....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 28v6
    Aye "Jasper Carrot" Style, pulling up in her driveway to pick her up on your first date in a MACK truck....
    Haha - reminds me of a few (lots) years ago when I was dating my ex-wife, she called me from a nightclub in Edmonton to find out where I was, and I was in Tottenham, so she asked if I could pick her up... So I did, in a 27ft long flatbed Mercedes wrecker.... lol you should have seen the bouncers faces when I parked it outside the club, all the lights flashing and hopped out, picked up a short skirt wearing bint and drove off... lol
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    You should've leaned over and weighed them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smitch
    Women only dress up for "themselves" apparently.

    They all want it, most of em just don't know it.
    HA HA HA, smitch the one liners are killing me LOL

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    I had a moment in my old job where one of my collegues was waring a low cut top and had large paps. So she bent over the desk to ask me something i had a peek and said,

    "Not many of them to the pound eh?"

    seeing where my eyes were looking:
    Her - "Hey you stop being bad! You shouldnt be looking!"

    Me - " If you come over here with them displayed like that giving it the porno bend over the desk i am bound to say something"

    Taken in good fun by both sides but what a set wo PAPs she had!!!

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    Yeah, we can debate that at the meet Fraz, now when is it again? 22nd Feb maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beerzo
    I had a moment in my old job where one of my collegues was waring a low cut top and had large paps. So she bent over the desk to ask me something i had a peek and said,

    "Not many of them to the pound eh?"

    seeing where my eyes were looking:
    Her - "Hey you stop being bad! You shouldnt be looking!"

    Me - " If you come over here with them displayed like that giving it the porno bend over the desk i am bound to say something"

    Taken in good fun by both sides but what a set wo PAPs she had!!!
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    How so? DID You GIVE HER ONE over the desk?? Do Tell...We're all ears

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    I dont kiss and tell!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beerzo
    I dont kiss and tell!
    That's a no then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by A4Andy
    Should have grabbed them and squeezed whilst saying, "HONK! HONK!"
    Laughed out loud at that one or LOL as Silver likes that one
    HONK HONK that is very funny..wrong and probably would be locked up for it but very funny

 

 

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