When you go to the gents and there's only three urinals, all of which are free, don't go to the middle one. Go to either of the end ones so that when I come in after you I don't have to stand next to you and be subjected to your splashback
28v6 said:I don't have that problem...
What "******" Me off is the tip of me tool keeps gettin' wet... Damn Urinals!!
Then there's the **** thats having a conversation wif his mate, his mate walks away to wash, and he turns to follow....Still peeing Arrrrggggghhh!
Then there's the "******"... you know the one, we've all seen him... leaning on his forearm moaning into the urinal but doesn't realise all he's doing is a pee NOT shootin the bullets.. "Ohhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" You know the type usually found in Cinema toilets.
batwad said:When you go to the gents and there's only three urinals, all of which are free, don't go to the middle one. Go to either of the end ones so that when I come in after you I don't have to stand next to you and be subjected to your splashback
ChriS3 said:Only three things to remember at the urinals:
1, Every man needs his space. Personal splashback is bad, secondary is justification for homicide.
2, Eyes front. Who are you, George Michael?
3, No talking, I'll listen in 30 seconds.
FactionOne said:Thank god some more people who know the rules. If you're ever trying for a job at our place I'll put a word in...
There's one cubicle downstairs that's not really a nice place to go so the larger loos upstairs get the most use. I'd say out of all the other blokes that've been in there at the same time as me only 5% know the rules, 75% have absolutely no concept of them and the rest are too far the other way and run off to a cubicle for a pee. The chatters are the worst offenders; I'm not sure how it is they feel comfortable performing both tasks at the same time. As said above, wait 30 seconds and I've got all the time in the world for you!!!
Regards.
Rob.
OutLore said:30 Seconds? Dude, you need to drink more...
AndyMac said:The most awkward situation is running into your boss or someone senior whilst on the way for your dump of the century, only to discover he's on the same mission. When is it OK to stop making small talk with him?
silver75 said:
I'm happy if there is a wall I can lean forward & rest my head on. I first discovered this by necessity when ******, nearly 30 years ago. Then, over time, I discovered that this method had certain benefits whether ****** or sober, in that it changes the angle & reduces splashback.Freethy said:Absolutely 100% essential that all toilets should have some sort of reading material at head height!
dgannon69 said:Has anyone felt that stupid that they couldnt pee that they just zipped up and walked out?
OR IS IT JUST ME?
There used to be a pub in Luton that had padded cushions fixed to the wall above the urinals exactly for this reason. That was a serious drinker's pub, that wasjdp1962 said:I'm happy if there is a wall I can lean forward & rest my head on. I first discovered this by necessity when ******, nearly 30 years ago.
AndyMac said:The most awkward situation is running into your boss or someone senior whilst on the way for your dump of the century, only to discover he's on the same mission. When is it OK to stop making small talk with him?
smitch said:Who's the noncey fella that always queues for the cubicle even when there's free urinals????
What's that all about???
But there's always one.
Who cares if they've got a small ****......
smitch said:Who's the noncey fella that always queues for the cubicle even when there's free urinals????
What's that all about???
But there's always one.
Who cares if they've got a small ****......