Female Drivers!!! (not sexist)

[silver75]

Grrrr your creeping along in a traffic jam behind some doris in a Clio. Every time traffic stops/starts she faffs around for half an hour with her handbrake so every Tom, **** n 'Arry cuts in front you get inpatient and beep, she panics and nearly runs over a cyclist

Your at a junction behind some dappy mare in a Micra... she wont pull out unless theres a gap the size of the QE2 or someone stops for her. So the 12 car queue that has built up behind start beeping inpatiently.. she panics and nearly drives into a bendy bus

Your driving along and notice a chick in a Yaris wanting to pull out of a road. You stop for her, she looks left, she looks right. She then looks left again and then right again. Then she looks left again and right again.. you get inpatient and think sod it and go she panics goes and nearly crashes into you

 

[DIPS_A4]

i hate when you give people way they either dont go like thick fooks or when they do go they dont even say thanks by a wave or a flash of headlight that annoys me and i also hate merc drivers they think they own the ****** road!!!!

 

[Olly_K]

rofl, i know THAT one

 

[Rev-head]

Classic examples...

 

[TDI-line]

I found beamer driver's are the worst.

 

[filipharvey]

Oi! Whats wrong with beemer drivers!

Ok I've seen the light and returned to Audi... but!

 

[TDI-line]

On-courteous, drive up your *** all the time, don't indicate...

 

[*Rashs3*]

thanks for the SEXIST rant silver!!. ...but someone has to defend us gals!!...i'll have you know that most of us are pretty good drivers..faffing at each stop for half n hr??....i dont think so!...we only faff for between 15-20mins!!....and thats so that Tom behind us (who may be quite fit!!) will give us a bit of attention!

driving into a bendy bus??....thats coz the damn thing is bendy!!...it'll bend round the micra quite nicely!!

and finally the left ,right facial manouevre in triplicate is highly recommended to give our hair the airy natural look!!....

hope that helps u understand r behavior!!

 

[Randomjim]

Well that clears things up

 

[Adams3]

thanks for the SEXIST rant silver!!. ...but someone has to defend us gals!!...i'll have you know that most of us are pretty good drivers..faffing at each stop for half n hr??....i dont think so!...we only faff for between 15-20mins!!....and thats so that Tom behind us (who may be quite fit!!) will give us a bit of attention!

driving into a bendy bus??....thats coz the damn thing is bendy!!...it'll bend round the micra quite nicely!!

and finally the left ,right facial manouevre in triplicate is highly recommended to give our hair the airy natural look!!....

hope that helps u understand r behavior!!

A small insight into the mind of a Female, crazy stuff!! lol

 

[AndyMac]

That's why they have to provide specialist insurance like Shelia's Wheels and Diamond. Blimey can you imagine the stink if we had Blokey insurance?

Just to add another - waiting for a female to vacate a petrol pump! Out she comes, so you think excellent she's paid and will be on her way. Meanwhile 3 blokes have managed to pull in, fill up, pay & go at the pump opposite and she's still fannying around with handbags, mirrors, seat belts, driving shoes, driving brain etc etc. This is not sexist in anyway it's just a fact.

 

[*Rashs3*]

aaahhh the petrol station scenario....

what you have to realise is as gals live by the fashionably late rule so petrol stations are the best place to kill that bit of extra time while Tom (who we met in the traffic que) is waiting with a big box of choccies!

now my turn to have a go at the guys!!

Your waiting at the traffic ands some guy pulls up against you on the right, half his body hanging out, stretch a bit more and he could drive and pick up the litter at the same time!!

traffic lights turn orange, and he reckons his schumi about to go for the world championship!!

Your waiting in the street with ur girlfriends and a baseball capped lad speeds past,his stereo on full volume, speed bump ahead but has no clue of slowing, speeds onto the bump, car flies into air....superman looks back and thinks his cool!!..definitely what all girls go for!!

"not being sexist just a fact!"

 

[Rev-head]

Very Funny......but Chavs are a different breed of people

What do you mean by streching over ........were you wearing something revealing???.........lol

 

[AndyMac]

You moan when give you attention, you moan when we don't!

 

[28v6]

Dunno about you Andy, but most of my women just "moooaaann" when their gettin' some... :thumbsup: