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    Inconsiderate parking

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    The amount of swearing when I came home and saw this in front of my garage is hard to explain I wouldn't mind but there is a 15 metre stretch he could park in without obstructing anything.

    Anyone know if I block him in can the police do anything to make me move my car?

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    Inconsiderate tw@t, totally oblivious to the fact theres someones garage there

    Dont worry about the police,just have some fun and block him in,if he knocks at your door ignore him for a while and make him wait
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    Cut the handbrake cable, push car forward or backward. Take the wheels off and slide them under his car. Then remove axle stands/jack.
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    2 very nice suggestions Gents, one of which a bit more devious than the other

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    Oh if you want devious,tie tin cans on his towing eye at the rear and stuff them under his car............watch his face when he sets off

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    Yes a lot of brainless morons like that about

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    Bump it out the way
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    Just take the plates off and call the police to report it abandoned.

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    Trolley jack it to the middle of the road then call the police to tow it away!



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    or take a photo of the rear of the car, photo shop it onto a back ground, stick picture on the lense of a speeding camera, fly up and down the road and all the lense will capture is the photo shopped picture stuck to lense, might even be able to get his licence revoked same day lol.
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    I used to get this a lot when I lived next to a school.. the arguments I had with some of them when I blocked them in were mental..

    I had one lass parked in my drive so I blocked her in with the transit and went in the house and poured a half.
    when she turned up at the door asking me to let her out I said I couldn't move my van as I had been drinking..
    she wasn't best pleased and called the cops so when they arrived I explained that I had been out working all day and came home couldn't get in my drive and was stressed out so decided to have a few half's to calm my self down.
    her argument that she had parked there to pick her kids up from the school disco fell on deaf ears..

    the boys in blue could see the point that I didint want anyone else driving my van as it was my livelyhood hence the van wasn't getting moved and they told me to have a good night and explained in front of the lass that I would need a good sleep if I was sitting having a drink. and that they wouldn't expect me to get behind a wheel if I had alcohol in my system..

    I never had the heart to tell any off them I had only poured the half... I hadn't drunk any of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbh View Post
    I used to get this a lot when I lived next to a school.. the arguments I had with some of them when I blocked them in were mental..

    I had one lass parked in my drive so I blocked her in with the transit and went in the house and poured a half.
    when she turned up at the door asking me to let her out I said I couldn't move my van as I had been drinking..
    she wasn't best pleased and called the cops so when they arrived I explained that I had been out working all day and came home couldn't get in my drive and was stressed out so decided to have a few half's to calm my self down.
    her argument that she had parked there to pick her kids up from the school disco fell on deaf ears..

    the boys in blue could see the point that I didint want anyone else driving my van as it was my livelyhood hence the van wasn't getting moved and they told me to have a good night and explained in front of the lass that I would need a good sleep if I was sitting having a drink. and that they wouldn't expect me to get behind a wheel if I had alcohol in my system..

    I never had the heart to tell any off them I had only poured the half... I hadn't drunk any of it
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    Tow the f***r out the way, and put it in the middle of a football field like I did when some @rsehole parked in front of my driveway to "watch the game at his mates house"

    And some people wonder why I keep my big ol' Jeep hanging about....
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_cueball View Post
    Tow the f***r out the way, and put it in the middle of a football field like I did when some @rsehole parked in front of my driveway to "watch the game at his mates house"

    And some people wonder why I keep my big ol' Jeep hanging about....
    My old man had a boy park over his drive and he threatened to tow it down the street with his old yank 4x4 thing.. the boy sniggered and says to him " but im blocking it in " my old mans response was.. what do you think the bull bar is for.. the boy quickly moved his car.

    at my last house I had a boy park his rover over my drive on numerous occasions until he caught me attaching a chain around his rear axle and to the towing eye of my old E30 325i at 8 in the morning. he had been told every time that I used the drive and that I didint want it blocked. I got up one morning looked out and there it was parked there again. I lost it pulled on a pair of jeans and my boots I never even put a top on.. just went out and brought the E30 up from the car park ( not even 100 yards from my house ) and pulled a chain out the garage and started hooking it up.. the boy comes running down the side alley about crying saying hell move it my response was its cool mate im about to move it myself..the boy never parked there again..
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    check out some of the parking on here

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    you may have to change a letter or symbol !!!!
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    Here's a peach this absolute trooper went for a walk to the shop which has a car park! Least I can't email a pic to his work ha ImageUploadedByTapatalk1375287447.883544.jpg

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    That's a whopper!

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    Expanding foam up the exhaust should sort that out. What a twat.
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    Oh please, don't get me effing started, Italians are the worse, I've had some seriously hardcore rants at some of those twats that keep parking in front of the gates in Italy, they just don't learn, I can assure you the ones I did catch don't do it anymore, arrogant feckers.

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    I would leave a very sarcastic note on the windscreen! But that may provoke an argument! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by C6 DRN View Post
    Expanding foam up the exhaust should sort that out. What a twat.
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    When people do that to me, I rock there car so the alarm goes off. they soon come running out.......
    Word!!!

    My A3/Martys Golf would smash that, and this guys £7000 GT9743 supercharged love machine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paradox1 View Post
    When people do that to me, I rock there car so the alarm goes off. they soon come running out.......
    TBH though, it probs doesn't have an alarm unless its a work van.

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    A phone call to the local parking shop will sort it, they'll get a £60 ticket for parking over a dropped kerb ..I know this because I live near to a football ground.
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