Volks AutosMonster Motorsport
Results 1 to 10 of 10
Like Tree3Likes
  • 1 Post By StateOfPlay
  • 2 Post By Turkster

Thread: automatic lights in a toilet

  1. #1
    coatesy's Avatar
    poking badgers with spoons
    Mouse Race Champion, Fishing the Sea Champion

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
    Posts
    1,892

    automatic lights in a toilet

    so whats the point.. okay i know the point its to save the planet and cut down electricity bills at work but is there any need for them to be in a toilet, to be half way through a poo then boom the lights go off .....

    nice one!

    if any was wondering it was a good poo, i feel loads lighter now. pooing in the dark is just not fun.

    rant over, bosh!

  2. # ADS
    ADS
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Global
    Posts
    Many
     
  3. #2
    5th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    N. Wales, LL22
    Posts
    1,224
    get a small flat blade screwdriver and turn the time up on the sensor
    VCDS in North Wales
    2007 A6 3.0TDi S-Line Le Mans Avant , adaptive xenon lights, sunroof, privacy glass, towbar, led rears & randomly rear seat airbags
    1999 Honda S2000 , mcb low milage jap import, fully bushed, mugen exhaust <<< for sale! <<<
    2001 Passat TDi 130 Sport < sold!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Ste_Nova/Passat/PB140007s.jpg

  4. #3
    quattrojames's Avatar
    Moderator

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Dorset
    Posts
    13,689

    My Social Networking

    Follow quattrojames On Twitter Add quattrojames on Facebook
    Or wave your arms...
    Ingolstance Read about my A6 HERE.

  5. #4
    StateOfPlay's Avatar
    6th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Posts
    2,227
    They are not automatic lights, it is the fumes from your smelly dump that is sending radiowaves that are blocking the flow of electricity. You need Fybogel!
    jennywillson likes this.
    Live your life as if nobody is watching you.

  6. #5
    monkey_lewis's Avatar
    Reverse Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    CANVEY ISLAND
    Posts
    202
    nice toilet light switch.... i have that problem on lates at work... its not fun at all, all i do is screw up balls of paper and lob them over the toilet wall hoping to the light to switch on... if all else fails i can find my a*se (sometimes) and have to do a stevie wonder wipe...
    Mirror, Signal........ wave bye bye!!

    Audi A3 1.8Ti
    a.k.a. binky the panda

  7. #6
    1st Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Newcastle
    Posts
    214
    But wont it use just as much electricity powering the sensors as the lights?

  8. #7
    Turkster's Avatar
    Bro.Paul 2.5TDI Quattro Sport

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Northampton, Northamptonshire, United Kingdom
    Posts
    2,713
    god bless the iphone and its LED torch!
    AudiNutta and jennywillson like this.

  9. #8
    5th Gear

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    N. Wales, LL22
    Posts
    1,224
    so thats how so many iphones end up in the toilet
    VCDS in North Wales
    2007 A6 3.0TDi S-Line Le Mans Avant , adaptive xenon lights, sunroof, privacy glass, towbar, led rears & randomly rear seat airbags
    1999 Honda S2000 , mcb low milage jap import, fully bushed, mugen exhaust <<< for sale! <<<
    2001 Passat TDi 130 Sport < sold!! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/Ste_Nova/Passat/PB140007s.jpg

  10. #9
    coatesy's Avatar
    poking badgers with spoons
    Mouse Race Champion, Fishing the Sea Champion

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Location
    Middlesbrough, United Kingdom
    Posts
    1,892
    Quote Originally Posted by quattrojames View Post
    Or wave your arms...

    this was tried and it doesn't work


    Quote Originally Posted by Turkster View Post
    god bless the iphone and its LED torch!
    yes this is the truth :D


    i think next time it happens im just going to ring the help desk and ask for someone to come turn the light. great plan!

  11. #10
    willowsdad's Avatar
    Sideways

    Status
    Offline
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Medway-Kent
    Posts
    1,022
    Or don't sit there sh*tting for so long! You'll get piles you know. As said you can change the setting if you can get to the back of the sensor.

    A3 3.2 Quattro Sport

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. Automatic Headlight warning light
    By themikeyboosh in forum A3/S3/Sportback (8P Chassis)
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 25th February 2011, 12:39
  2. Disconnecting automatic xenon head light adjusters....
    By Dani_B19 in forum A3/S3 Forum (8L Chassis)
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 24th May 2010, 14:29
  3. Warning light S3 - Should it go out automatically
    By daztenerife in forum A3/S3 Forum (8L Chassis)
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 7th December 2004, 23:06
  4. Traffic light Grand Prix.....
    By Cappuccino in forum TT/TT-S/TT-RS Forum
    Replies: 77
    Last Post: 16th October 2003, 17:20
  5. want to replace head lights on a4 1.8t sports
    By anwar in forum A4/S4 forum(B5 Chassis)
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 10th April 2003, 22:15

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO

Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO