I hate people who just can't SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I work with a guy who will not SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! As soon as you get through the door in the morning, before you've taken your jacket off and sat down, he talking talking talking.
Even as I type this he's talking talking talking!! Ok, it's about work most of the time but jesus christ.. come on!!! Give us a break!!
I got back from lunch today, armed with a nice lamb wrap. I sat down at my desk and started eating it, but then he started... talking talking talking!! By the time he had finished blabbing on I looked down at my plate and I had pretty much eaten the entire wrap without even realising. Basically, he ruined the enjoyment of my food.
I try to hint for him to SHUT THE F*CK UP by looking at him while he's talking, then looking at my food, and then looking at him again... but he just looks at my food too then looks back at me and continues talking talking talking.
Once he made me choke because I got so irritated by his talking that I did a big SIGH and inhaled a Walkers salt and vinegar crisp.
Even proper food on a proper plate doesn't stop him. He just walks over, with a big f*ck off folder and places it next to your plate and starts talking talking talking, pointing at numbers and stuff!
His nose is usually running too so when he stands over you and your plate of grub talking talking talking he's also sniffing snot back up into his big fat hooter! I'm sure I must've eaten a droplet of snot before or a rogue bogie or something.
Don't get me wrong, I do like this guy, but boy does his talking talking talking do my my head in!
And now he's humming!!! I don't know what the tune is but I really need him to SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!!
So what do you hate about your daily life?