Fitting I have just seen this thread as I hate everything today
1. Speedbumps - on my daily commute to work I have to deal with 10 of the w@nkers. Why can't people accept that doing 30mph in a car park is not on?! Then I wouldnt have to deal with SIX in our work car park. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2. Television - namely *** reality shows : strictly come dancing, dancing on ice, celebrity come dine with me, americas got talent, the x factor...the list goes on and on and on and on.
3. Biting the inside of my gum. Then biting the sore bit again 5 minutes later
4. People who laugh REALLY loud, just to be heard! You sound like a chainsaw...shut the fk up. Barbara Windsor comes to mind here.
5. People who, no matter what you say, have to go one better than you - for example 'God I've got an awful headache'.....'Oh well I've got a brain hemorrhage' !!!
6. Small dogs. Sorry but anything smaller than a king charles/jack russell is a rodent.
7. Microsoft *** excel.