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[camscockle20vT]

Makes me laugh how most people comment on a thread without reading the posts within it, might just be me but when i give some advice i usually check all the posts to see if its already been said, and not just read first post and a few inbetween and then waffle some donkey turd like most people do, i know most audi drivers are drug dealers so reading isnt your strong point lol.

[SamDude]

I'm sure it'll T-Cut out.

[jojo]

MAF sensor, 100%!

[Ads]

There's only one way this thread is going to go......

[ScottB5]

Put VCDS on, scan for fault codes and report back with the log.

[camscockle20vT]

Isnt it ironic lol im all for helping out with whatever little knowledge i have.

[Ads]

I need help.

[ScottB5]

I need help.

Just not any body?

[warren_S3]

So how much do you want, and eighth or a nine bar?

What's this thread about, I don't understand, have to get one of my runners to read it for me!

[Ads]

I'll have a key please.

[ScottB5]

I'll have a key please.

Car key, house key, padlock key safe key?

[voorhees]

You can have a Pie key...a few are going spare

[Sarah's A3]

Too many are going spare!

Oh wait I've not read all the posts, sorry!

Maybe its not always a case of not reading it right, some just like to put their 2 pence in regardless.

[Ads]

Car key, house key, padlock key safe key?

A mon key.

You can have a Pie key...a few are going spare

Dale farm??

[warren_S3]

A mon key.

Moi?

Dale farm??

mi frikkin 'owse, gerroff mi land

[Ads]

Moi?

Ooh la la.

[Sarah's A3]

mi frikkin 'owse, gerroff mi land

lol, you do it sooo well!

[warren_S3]

Ooh la la.

Talking of ooh, Scott B5's avatar of him drop kicking the ASN 'blow up' in the badly packed kebab is way too disturbing if you only catch a quick glance of it.

[warren_S3]

lol, you do it sooo well!

It's in the breeding, 10 years in boarding school with an upturned rugby shirt collar and mates with single syllable names groomed me into a proper pike!

[Ads]

Talking of ooh, Scott B5's avatar of him drop kicking the ASN 'blow up' in the badly packed kebab is way too disturbing if you only catch a quick glance of it.

That's no 'blow up'. That's Westy!

[camscockle20vT]

Haha im glad we are all on the same page, ill have a kilo of ur finest sir and whats this about gaddafi? I dnt mind 2p but id rather a fiver.

[warren_S3]

Haha im glad we are all on the same page, ill have a kilo of ur finest sir and whats this about gaddafi? I dnt mind 2p but id rather a fiver.

Mate, there are far too many people who cherry pick the bits they read, and as soon as they have an idea bursting out from the hollow gap between their ears feel the compulsion to blurt it out like a Tourettes attack via the keyboard!

The mods have to read pretty much al of it, drivel or otherwise, so that's why so many of us have hairy palms, vacant expressions and a slight leaning towards the dark side (it's not all inter-breeding and substance abuse!).

[ScottB5]

Talking of ooh, Scott B5's avatar of him drop kicking the ASN 'blow up' in the badly packed kebab is way too disturbing if you only catch a quick glance of it.

Thats Damo kicking westy. lol

[jojo]

I need help.

I think the whole forum knows this! lol

[camscockle20vT]

Mate, there are far too many people who cherry pick the bits they read, and as soon as they have an idea bursting out from the hollow gap between their ears feel the compulsion to blurt it out like a Tourettes attack via the keyboard!

The mods have to read pretty much al of it, drivel or otherwise, so that's why so many of us have hairy palms, vacant expressions and a slight leaning towards the dark side (it's not all inter-breeding and substance abuse!).

Correct dude, its like jeremy kyle has been giving out audis lol im all for sharing knowledge as i seem to be answering more questions than im asking lately lol im not sayin i dont get on anyones tits because i can guarentee theres a few people fed up of seeing my name lol was just a good excuse for a rant. Has put a smile on my face seeing all the random stuff everyones posted(yes iv read them all).

[quattrojames]

Have you had it scanned for codes?

The mods have to read pretty much al of it, drivel or otherwise, so that's why so many of us have hairy palms, vacant expressions and a slight leaning towards the dark side (it's not all inter-breeding and substance abuse!).

Speak for yourself.

[camscockle20vT]

Have you had it scanned for codes?



Speak for yourself.

Yes dude its been flying right for weeks but every now and then it farts bubbles and gives away the position of my battle ship. Any help much appreciated thanks.

[quattrojames]

Brake light switch. 100% guaranteed.

[ScottB5]

I don't think I've seen a thread where so many mods have posted in. Lol

[camscockle20vT]

I don't think I've seen a thread where so many mods have posted in. Lol

Obviousley hit a nerve lol and thats why my break lights dont work! #generic thanking#

[DaveA3]

coilpacks its always the coilpacks