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    Quote Originally Posted by Welly View Post
    OK, to lighten the mood (no offense intended....)

    What do you tell a woman who has two black eyes?

    Nothing. She's already been told twice....

    Old ones are the best

    I personally like this one which has been circling the 'net recently

    Currently driving a 55 plate Ford Mondeo ST. But as Arnie once said...


    I'll be back!!!

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    Jesus that sounds like my ex missis. Its easier said than done but get the hell out of there! Anyone who thows stuff with the intention of doing you an injury is not worth being with. My ex was exactly the same and I now realise I had a very lucky escape and am with someone far better
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    Quote Originally Posted by smudge_don View Post
    Spot on mate, just turned 21
    bloody hell mate, i didn't think you were that young! i'm 24, and when i met you i genuinely thought you were older than me. maybe it was the Mondeo
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    QUOTE "She keeps saying that she doesn't trust other women, but that's just a way of saying that she doesn't trust me without actually saying it...WTF am i supposed to do?"

    Had that before!
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