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    Non Audi : Saw a Cayenne today

    Yep, driving out from Glasgow. Saw this thing in my mirror. First thought : Why is that 911s lights at the height of my rear window? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

    Hey, that 911s been on Steroids! Oh, and it's been whacked by the ugly stick a bit too often.

    They're fecking huge! And Uuuuuuuugggggllllllllleeeeeeeee.
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    Huge wheels and possibly the biggest tyres I've seen on a car? Car? Can we call it that?

    I was in a 30 dual carriageway zone at the time when it went past. Pulled up behind it at the lights. I could see underneath a little, the exhaust was massive, probably about the size of my boot! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

    I really couldn't get over how big and ugle it was. Reminded me of those US Excursion things or such like. Biggestly, ugliest thing I've seen in a long time.

    Did I mention it was big and ugly?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: Non Audi : Saw a Cayenne today

    Yeah mate that was me. I'd just been back with the *****es at the house and we decided to make it real on de big road man. Sorry I was driving so slowly but when you've three fat lips surrounding your precious mumbo you've gotta take some serious caution.

    Cayennio ma boy. Dig them funky fat rubber inches!

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    Re: Non Audi : Saw a Cayenne today

    Bruno,

    I'm guessing by the time of your post that you were under the influence of one or more mind altering drugs [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img], LMAO all the same. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

    Mark,

    Don't you think the Cayenne is big and ugly? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Our boss has just taken delivery of a 911 Turbo, for himself, and a Cayenne for his missus, even if they are big and ugly it must look pretty damn impressive when those two are parked next to each other on the drive. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

    Still can't believe Porsche have made such a bad looking motorcar. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

    Cheers,

    Christian

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    Re: Non Audi : Saw a Cayenne today

    It's hardly surprising seeing as Porsche haven't designed a new car for 30 years!

 

 

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