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Ok, bought my car a week or so ago with a full tank of petrol courtesy of the dealer. Almost 250 miles later and i'm getting seriously low on fuel. So just need to know, how do I fill it up again?

The dash shows I've got 45 miles left, but need to do a 47 mile journey midweek so pretty urgent.

Any help appreciated.

Thanks.
 
I think the best thing you can do is return the car and sign a disclaimer stating you are to stupid to own a car..... he he he
 
Flaps open, nozzle in, and don't pull out until you've filled her up. Simple as.

Is this question for real?
 
aythreee said:
Ok, bought my car a week or so ago with a full tank of petrol courtesy of the dealer. Almost 250 miles later and i'm getting seriously low on fuel. So just need to know, how do I fill it up again?

The dash shows I've got 45 miles left, but need to do a 47 mile journey midweek so pretty urgent.

Any help appreciated.

Thanks.
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You've been on the pop again haven't you ? :yum:

It's easy really - just take it back to the dealer and get him to do it. He's done it once so he can do it again can't he ? :huh:

Or you could just get them to put some diesel in - much better mpg :ohmy:
 
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I'd go back to the dealers if I were you, I'm sure fuel is the only item deemed as a "consumable" that IS actually covered by the Audi warranty. Go back and demand they fully refuel your vehicle under your warranty, if they kick up a fuss then write into Watchdog and threaten legal action.

Let us know how you get on..
 
PetrolAholic said:
As said before but seriously, is this thread for real?
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It'll be even more serious in a couple of days when I run out of petrol 2 miles from home.

Candles, flaps, nozzles?? I've looked in the boot and there is only carpet and a few Asda carrier bags in there.
 
aythreee said:
It's not a manual, it's DSG.
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LOL, tbh i seem to have the same problem! I tried to put it up the exhaust because it seems to **** out of there :icon_thumright:, but it didnt work :sadlike: so i wouldnt try that. All that happend was i got a really cheep flame kit for a bit :sos:
 
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Doesn't it go in the hole behind the flap that has "diesel" written on the back?
 
It's running out of petrol already?!?! Sounds like you've got a leak or your car is burning petrol, is it smoking?

Did you pay for the warranty, it should be covered by that. I've got a similar problem with mine, I take it back to the dealer about once a week and get it topped up.
 
mate you have got to be fcuking kidding. is there any chance you would do a timing belt for me ?
 
i have the same problem i put petrol in but it keeps on going down all the time i must remmember to push my car everywhere from now on its cheaper that way and a good workout too
 
This thread really isnt going anywhere.

If you are having a laugh then fair enough, it's funny.

But if you're being serious I really don't think you should have a driving license.
 
Khufu said:
One day Any3 will post a sensible question & nobody is gonna answer him properly :p
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So true mate, so true!

funny thread anyway. I agree though, I defo don't think you should be driving...not a girls A3 anyway, you want a man sized car, like the A4.
 
aythreee said:
Ok, bought my car a week or so ago with a full tank of petrol courtesy of the dealer. Almost 250 miles later and i'm getting seriously low on fuel. So just need to know, how do I fill it up again?

The dash shows I've got 45 miles left, but need to do a 47 mile journey midweek so pretty urgent.

Any help appreciated.

Thanks.
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Just be very careful not to put petrol into the antimatter conversion chamber,and to disable the plasma containment first.
 
S3Alex said:
Just be very careful not to put petrol into the antimatter conversion chamber,and to disable the plasma containment first.
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Don't worry, I won't make that mistake again. Last time I drove too fast up the M1 and ended up in 1945.
 
aythreee said:
Don't worry, I won't make that mistake again. Last time I drove too fast up the M1 and ended up in 1945.
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The 20T produces around 200ps, yet according to Dr Emmet Brown, 1.21 Gigawatts of power is required for time travel.

From the nature of your previous posts I am in no doubt you are telling the truth, so can only assume you have a flux capacitor fitted and have duly advised you insurance company.
May the force be with you and say hello to ET for me.

Paul
 
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