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    A bit of fun - what's the ugliest car?

    While a lot of us are waiting for the 1st march, let's have some fun.

    What's the ugliest car you can think of?

    You're allowed to post two - 1 being a current model on sale and the other being any car in history.

    Disclaimer up front - if anyone on here owns any of these then I'm sorry, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion!

    My two are:

    Current - SsangYong Rodius.



    Historic - Chrysler PT cruiser

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    What about bonus points for car with the most stupid name.
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    Renault wind gets my vote for stupidest name !

    I like the yellow Chrysler

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    According to Wikipedia they still make this but Thank f**k we don't see to many in the UK... Nissan cube
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    Past goes to the Fiat multipa
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    When I liked it, I meant I agreed thats ugly !

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    God, how long have I got?

    Nissan Juke
    Quasquai mk1
    BMW1 series Mk2
    Mini Countryman (new)
    Nissan Micra (bubble version)
    Fiat Multipla
    PT Cruiser
    BMW 5GT
    BMW x6
    Perodua Myvi / Kelisia
    Lexus Coupe (can't remember its number designation )

    I'll stop there....
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    Front end of a bmw M135i...what were they thinking !
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    Quote Originally Posted by S3P8 View Post
    Front end of a bmw M135i...what were they thinking !
    Rear end and side view of m135i.
    Doesn't look good from the inside either.
    Shame, as it drives very well.
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    Porsche panemera is pretty 'orrible and for some reason the Chrysler PT really annoys me!
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    Porsche Panemara is a fat porsche for old farts

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    Fiat 500 MWL
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    Any current model BMW front end - bulbous, vulgar and ugly, most of their rear ends aren't much better. I'd hoped that when Bangle left they would produce cars that would generate an immediate sense of desire as in days past, but sadly not. Great driving machines though.

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    BMW Z3 M coupe, now that thing is just Fugly! Also used to love Alfa Romeos, right up until a friend pointed out that they all seem to have a lady's "front bottom" in the middle of the grill. Now it's all I see!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leeber View Post
    BMW Z3 M coupe, now that thing is just Fugly! Also used to love Alfa Romeos, right up until a friend pointed out that they all seem to have a lady's "front bottom" in the middle of the grill. Now it's all I see!
    OOOh how could you....now I love those

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    Quote Originally Posted by S3P8 View Post
    OOOh how could you....now I love those
    Which? The Beemer, the Alfas or the lady parts?
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    This is my choice for a new car, the Fiat 500XL.........WTF???

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    Fiat DOBLO F***ing ugly things.
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    then again americans are stupid

    fiat 500 isn't ugly at all imo, nor is the cmax which although isn't pretty I can think of 20+ uglier cars, and as for the Honda crz being ugliest I think the journo needs some specs as there are far worse cars out there
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    or this

    firstly its called a mini - but its nowhere near that, plus they've made it very very ugly

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    Ok I have to own up to having had one of these from new. Not a bad car and drove well but not the prettiest!

    Quote Originally Posted by royalsteve68 View Post
    or this

    firstly its called a mini - but its nowhere near that, plus they've made it very very ugly

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    The roof line is what hacks me off most about the 5 GT how it rises unnecessarily high then just fizzles out! It's pants

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    Rear lights Pants!

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    Uber pants! Coffin carrier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Louay View Post
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    Rear lights Pants!

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    Uber pants! Coffin carrier.
    Eww dang that merc is horrendous!
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    Fiat Multipla and...

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    Rear of a Jawa motorcycle, front of a small car - looks like a creature from your child's nightmares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by royalsteve68 View Post

    Fixed!

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    Just seen another contender on my commute; Toyota Yaris Verso. If you've got a strong stomach then google it, I can't believe a sane human being would walk into a dealership and pay money for such a visual atrocity.

    Why has no one put Nissan Primera (dolphin) in here yet? Or Prius?

    Theme forming here; far eastern designs often date badly?????
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    Fiat Multipla cross-over MPV thing
    Chrysler PT Cruiser.

    Common choices already but so true!
    Enjoying my 8V

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyM100 View Post
    Fiat Multipla cross-over MPV thing
    Chrysler PT Cruiser.

    Common choices already but so true!

    They all get my vote along with S#### coloured Kia I had in Florida a couple of years back .
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    Unfortunately the vag group has made its own atrocities to mankind with the skoda yeti

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    Quote Originally Posted by J6YAK View Post
    This is my choice for a new car, the Fiat 500XL.........WTF???


    I was going to +1 the Fiat Multipla, but this takes the crown!

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    Quote Originally Posted by andywil13 View Post
    Unfortunately the vag group has made its own atrocities to mankind with the skoda yeti

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    Not as ugly as the Skoda Superb IMO.
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    Mini Countryman... now that really is fugly.

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    Lexus coupe. Ugliest car ever!

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    Wow, seem to have touched a nerve with this thread!!!
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    Nissan Juke and BMW 1 series. End of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilureMark View Post
    Nissan Juke and BMW 1 series. End of.
    All Nissans (apart from 240Z) and post 1980's BMW's. Do people get to look like the cars they drive??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itguy View Post
    Wow, seem to have touched a nerve with this thread!!!
    I can only assume their owners liked them or they wouldn't have purchased them!! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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